New York

_This is the old famous New York poem, credited to a former collector

of the port as author, but denied. However, you’ll note that every word

carries a wallop and so we herewith, with your kind permission, republish

it_:

Vulgar of manner, overfed,

Over dressed, and underbred,

Heartless, Godless, hell’s delight,

Rude by day, lewd by night,

Bedwarfed the man, enlarged the brute,

Ruled by Jew and prostitute

Purple robed and pauper clad

Raving, rioting, money mad—

A squirming herd of Mammon’s mesh,

A wilderness of human flesh.

Crazed by avarice, lust and rum—

New York! Thy name’s “Delirium.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 30, February, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 41 / 91 题