Farmyard Notes

Chickens get tough when they run around too much.

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Be it ever so humble, there’s no flower like the cauli.

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A bird in the oven is worth two in the bush and a berry in the bush is

not worth two in the hand.

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_I wish I was cross-eyed, then I could stand on a windy day and gaze at

a lady wearing a short skirt, right in the eye and still have a guilty

conscience._

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 30, February, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 38 / 91 题