Algernon—Dearest, I could sit here forever gazing into your charming eyes
and listening to the wash of the ocean.
The Girl—That reminds me, Honey. I have a laundry bill and I’m dead broke.
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There’s one thing I can’t eat for breakfast and that is supper.
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While a darky was being led to the gallows a crowd of people ran past him.
“What yo all running fo?” yelled Sambo after them, “Dey ain’t nothin’
gwine to happen till ah gets dere.”
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He is so stingy he goes to the postoffice to fill his fountain pen.
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