Speaking About Atrocities

The occupants of the parlor car of the limited were startled by the

abrupt entrance of two masked bandits. “T’row up yer hands,” commanded

the bigger of the two. “We’re gonna rob all the gents and kiss all the

gals.”

“No, pardner,” responded the smaller one gallantly, “We’ll rob all the

gents but we’ll leave the ladies alone.”

“Mind your own business, young fellow,” snapped a female passenger of

uncertain age, “The big man’s robbing this train.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 30, February, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 17 / 91 题