Deciding the Race
Pat and Mike were to run a race to a tree by different routes.
Pat—“If oi get there first oi’ll make a mark on the tree with this chalk,
Mike, and if you get there first you rub it off.”
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 30, February, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 6 / 91 题