This old road, in fact, and indeed the whole of the eight miles between

Barnet and St. Albans, pulses with stirring incidents of the old

coaching days. It was, for example, in 1820 that what was described as

an “accident” to the Holyhead Mail took place a mile short of St.

Albans. As a matter of plain fact, it was not so much an accident as the

almost inevitable conclusion of a road race between the Holyhead and the

Chester Mails. The coachmen had been driving furiously all the way from

Highgate, and striving to pass one another. Through Barnet they

clattered, and by some miracle avoiding a smash on the old road, came at

last within sight of St. Albans, to where the Old Mile House still

stands by the way. Here, with an inch or two to spare, the coachman of

the Holyhead Mail took the off side and was coming past the Chester

Mail, when the coachman pulled his horses across the road. In the

collision that followed, both coaches were overturned, and one

passenger, William Hunt by name, killed. At the inquest held at the

“Peahen,” St. Albans, both coachmen were, very properly, found guilty of

manslaughter, and were committed for trial at the next Hertford

sessions, which did not open till six months later. During the whole of

that period they were kept in irons at St. Albans. Eventually they

received a further term of twelve months imprisonment each.

With happenings such as these, becoming more alarmingly frequent as the

pace of coaches and the rivalry between them increased, travelling grew

exceedingly dangerous, and Lord Erskine, when counsel for a person who

had had the misfortune to be thrown off one of the coaches from the

“Swan with Two Necks,” and to receive a broken arm, was not altogether

unduly severe in his witty address to the jury:—

“Gentlemen of the jury,” he gravely began, “the plaintiff in this case

is Mr. Beverley, a respectable merchant of Liverpool, and the defendant

is Mr. Chaplin, proprietor of the ‘Swan with Two Necks,’ in Lad Lane,—a

sign emblematical, I suppose, of the number of necks people ought to

possess who ride in his vehicles.”

A further development of coaching dangers about 1820 was found in the

growing mania of the young bloods of that day for driving honours. Every

young man about town cherished an ambition to become an expert coachman,

but unhappily they took their lessons, not on the box-seats of empty

coaches, but laid inexperienced hands upon the reins of well-filled

conveyances.

This driving ambition was a fine thing for the sportively inclined, but

staid and elderly persons were apt to be greatly terrified by it. An

“Old Traveller,” writing to the _Sporting Magazine_ in 1822, after

having read the coaching articles by “Nimrod,” asks the Editor if he

will have the goodness to request his distinguished contributor to

inform the travelling public how they are to travel fifty miles by coach

without having their necks broken, or their limbs shattered and

amputated. “In my younger days,” says he, “when I was on the eve of

setting out on a journey, my wife was in the habit of giving me her

parting blessing, concluding with the words, ‘God bless you, my dear, I

hope you will not be robbed.’ But it is now changed to, ‘God bless you,

my dear, I hope you will not get your neck broke, and that you will

bring all your legs safe home again.’ Now, Mr. Editor, this

neck-breaking and leg-amputating is all because one daring rascal wishes

to show that he is a better coachman than another daring rascal; or

because one proprietor on the road is determined not to be outdone by

another.

“Neither can I think, sir, that such writers as Mr. Nimrod mend the

matter much. By a lively and technical description of these galloping

coaches, he makes many a young man fancy himself a coachman, from which

cause many an old man gets upset and hurt. For example: a friend of mine

coming up to town a short time since by one of these galloping coaches,

was upset and much injured. On going to sympathise with his misfortune,

he informed me that the accident was occasioned by the leaders taking

one road and the wheelers another; so between them both, over they went.

‘My God!’ said I, ‘what was the coachman about; was he asleep, or

drunk?’ ‘Neither,’ replied my friend, ‘_he had nothing to do with it_; a

young Oxonian was driving.’ Now, Mr. Editor, it is not at all improbable

but that this Oxonian had been reading your magazine the night before,

instead of his classics, and meant the next day to put his theory into

practice, by which my friend, a very worthy man, the father of a large

family, nearly lost his life.

“Whoever takes up a newspaper in these eventful times, it is even

betting whether an accident by coach, or a suicide, first meets the eye.

Now really, as the month of November is fast approaching, when, from

foggy weather and dark nights, both these calamities are likely to

increase, I merely suggest the propriety of any unfortunate gentleman,

resolved on self-destruction, trying to avoid the disgrace attached to

it, by first taking a few journeys by some of these Dreadnoughts,

Highflyer, or Tally-ho coaches; as in all probability he may meet with

as instant death as if he had let off one of Joe Manton’s pistols in his

mouth, or severed his head from his body with one of Mr. Palmer’s best

razors.”

It was all very well to complain of these sportsmen, but what about the

professionals? How, for instance, would he have relished being at the

mercy of a man like the driver of one of the Birmingham coaches on the

home stretch between London and Redbourne who, on one occasion, full of

port and claret, could just manage to keep his seat, and in this

condition started for London?

When “the drink was a-dying in him, like,” and he felt more alive, he

sprang his team at this dangerous part of the road known as Mimms Wash.

Here he met the Manchester “Coburg” coming round a corner at a terrific

pace. They met, with a resounding crash; the first coachman finding

himself in the ditch and his leaders charging over it into the gates of

a neighbouring park. The coach happily struck one of the posts and

stopped dead. No one was killed and the worst that happened to the

passengers was that one of them who had jumped off in alarm, sprained an

ankle. He, very naturally, objected to complete the journey on the coach

and had to be provided with a post-chaise at Barnet. Some of the other

passengers went with him. Only one of the horses received any injury,

and that was the off-leader of the “Coburg,” whose shoulder was smashed.

This affair cost the tippling coachman £20, and he thought himself lucky

(as indeed he was) that it was not worse. The same coachman, who by this

time had reformed, met the “Coburg” on another occasion on this stretch

of road. It was a moonlight night and the driver of the “Coburg” was on

the wrong side in order to avoid some heaps of gravel thrown down in

repairing the road. When he saw the other coach, the driver of the

“Coburg” tried to cross over to his proper side, and in doing so, the

heaped up gravel turned his coach over. The passengers were unhurt, and

when they had righted the vehicle and found a baby who had been flung

out of his mother’s arms off the roof into a field, they resumed their

journey.

XII

One shudders to think what would become of railway directors and

shareholders if the old Law of Deodand were still in existence. It was

an ancient enactment, going back to the days of the Saxon kings, by

which the object causing the death of a person was forfeited for the

benefit of his representatives. At least, that was originally the humane

intention of the law, which then really represented the etymology of its

name, making it a God-given compensation. Sometimes the death-dealing

object was valuable; occasionally it was practically valueless; just as

might happen. But, like many another originally just and equitable

thing, the Law of Deodand became perverted, and the inevitable Landowner

found his account in it. It is difficult to follow the reasoning that,

when the person killed left no representatives, made the offending

object forfeit to the Lord of the Manor on whose land the accident might

happen; but so it came about. Deodand became limited after a time, and

instead of those interested receiving the full value of the thing

causing death, a jury would sit to assess the damages due according to

circumstances. Thus, when the Holyhead Mail ran over and killed a boy on

the road near South Mimms, the deodand on the coach and horses was

assessed by the coroner’s jury at one sovereign. Rightly considered,

however, deodand should not in this case have been levied at all, for

the accident was entirely due to a group of three boys, of whom the

deceased was one, darting across the road under the horses’ heads to see

how nearly they could come to the coach without being run over: a common

feat with boys in those days, and one that ruined many a coachman’s

nerves. In this case the boy was killed, and clearly by his own fault.

Had the deodand not been limited, a curious legal point might have

arisen, as it had done before, in the case of a man being killed by a

horse and loaded waggon running over him; when, the value of the horse

and waggon being claimed, the lawyers successfully raised the point that

it was not the horse that killed the man but the waggon. In the result,

the deodand was lessened by the value of the horse. This law was finally

abolished before railways came into existence, or we might have seen

locomotives and whole trains forfeited to relatives of the accidentally

killed; or, failing these, to the Lord of the Manor in the particular

spot where the accident happened.

A perhaps less sporting practice than that of permitting amateurs to

handle the ribbons, but one certainly also less dangerous to the

travelling public, was the wholly unauthorised and altogether

illegitimate custom that began to obtain in later years of admitting a

third person upon the box of the mails.

There was properly but one box seat beside the coachman, and this proud

eminence was most ardently coveted by every man. In early coaching days

it was attainable by an early appearance upon the scene and by tipping

the yard porter; but when competition had rendered coach proprietors

keener in their scent for fares, this pride of place was valued by them

at a considerable advance upon the inglorious seats away from the bright

effulgent genius who handled the ribbons, and diffused a strong odour of

rum around “the bench.”

There was a heavy penalty—£50, it has been said—against admitting a

third person upon the box, the reason of this tremendous regulation

being that the driver, it was considered, could not have sufficient room

for doing his work properly when encumbered with more than one passenger

on the box.

This heavy penalty, or part of it, was recoverable by any informer, and

the result was that the roads were infested by such gentry, not only on

the look-out for a contravention of the rule, but practising all manner

of dodges to inveigle a good-natured or greedy coachman into letting a

third man get up for “just a few miles.”

But the game was so well known that such an application was apt to be

answered by a coil of thong winding itself round the thighs of the

applicant. There was one particularly active informer, Byers by name,

who is referred to in the _Ingoldsby legends_ as “the accusing Byers,

the Prince of Peripatetic Informers, and terror of Stage-coachmen, when

such things were. Alack! alack!” says Barham, “the Railroads have ruined

his ‘vested interest.’”

The interests, “vested” or not, of these informers, were large and

varied. Mail and stage-coachmen, postboys, travellers with their

tax-carts, and waggoners, all contributed to their income. Sometimes

these lynx-eyed fellows would find a coach carrying more passengers than

it was licensed for. The discrepancy could be seen at a glance, for all

stage-coaches were bound to carry a conspicuous plate stating these

particulars. Perhaps the guard would artfully hang a rug over it, and

then the common informer, hanging about at the changing place, would

lift it up and have a look; finding, after all, that the coach was only

carrying its legal complement. Whereupon, the coachman and guard, who

had been lying in wait for him, would duck him finely in the nearest

horse-trough for his pains.

Even the humble turnpike men were liable to be informed against for not

giving a ticket, for taking too much toll, or for not having their names

displayed over their doorways.

There were at one time no fewer than five turnpike-gates between London

and St. Albans, a distance of only just over twenty miles. The series

originally began with the gate on Islington Green, removed afterwards to

the Holloway Road, and was continued by the one at Highgate Archway, and

others at Whetstone, and South Mimms; the fifth being at the entrance to

St. Albans itself. These numerous gates within so comparatively short a

distance, gave excellent opportunities to the informing gentry, who were

wont to take little excursions into the country along this route,

returning with memoranda that brought them a goodly return on their

enterprise. They cast their nets wide and captured an astonishing

diversity of fish. But their memoranda had to be made with discretion.

It was a risky thing to be seen noting down the name of a “collector of

tolls,” as a turnpike-man was officially styled. The present writer has

held converse with an old man who once kept the toll-gate at South

Mimms. Age had withered him, but custom had not staled his

reminiscences. He had an especially favourite and Homeric story of an

encounter with one of these pests.

It was springtime, and our toll-keeping friend had a mind to whitewash

the exterior of his house. To this end he not only took down the

climbing roses, that rendered his official residence a fugitive glimpse

of beauty to those who fared the road by coach, but he also removed his

name-board. To him entered, while engaged in wielding the whitewash

brush, one of the informing species, who, thinking himself unobserved,

made to examine the board, lying face downwards, on the ground. Our

friend, however, was not so intent upon his whitewashing but that he saw

with the tail of his eye what was toward behind him. He must have been a

man of elemental passions, for he reached over, his brush fully charged,

and delivered a staggering sideways blow with it upon the face of the

unsuspecting note taker. “I gin him a good ’un,” he always used to say;

“but he come up for more, an’ I punched his head and kicked his ——” No

matter what he kicked. Suffice it to say that his language was forcible,

adjectival, and Saxon.

XIII

The old road regains Telford’s Holyhead Road of the Twenties a little

distance short of South Mimms, close by where the cast-iron plate of the

old milestone proclaims “Barnett” to be three miles distant. It crosses

the broad highway at an acute angle and goes in an ascent, and with many

curves behind the village; descending again and almost returning upon

itself through the village street, as though a circuitous course and the

mounting of every hill were things greatly to be desired by travellers

bound on a long and toilsome journey. South Mimms, village and church,

is completely islanded by these old and new roads.

[Illustration: SOUTH MIMMS.]

In the accompanying illustration, the church with the houses behind it

may be seen standing on a knoll. It is a hillocky and picturesque place,

with a church unspoiled by the restoration of 1868, and rustic cottages

that might well be fifty, instead of less than fifteen, miles from

London. The view is towards London, and the road in the foreground is

Telford’s; the old road coming steeply down and crossing again. There

was an excellent reason for that ancient way taking such high ground at

this point. It was for the accommodation of the village, and continued

to be the main road until the days of a mere local intercourse between

one parish and its next neighbour gave place to the more frequent and

extended travel of later times, when direct communication between

distant places became of much more importance than the convenience of

wayside hamlets. The black despair that overtook the innkeepers and

other frontagers relegated by Telford from a position in the midst of

the traffic to a stagnant backwater of life may readily be imagined, but

they received no compensation for this “worserment,” which must have

practically ruined many of them; nor did those more fortunate ones pay

for betterment who, in the making of new roads, found themselves, from

being in a bye-lane, suddenly placed in the best of situations, on the

main road.

Mimms was not only infamous for its floods. In days of yore it harboured

highwaymen and footpads in plenty, and for quite a long time. It seems

odd, nowadays, that a particular spot should have been of so evil a

repute, and yet that no efforts were made to secure the rascals. A

quaint document still preserved in the archives of the House of Lords

recounts what befell William Symonds here in 1647. It is a petition in

which he, as a prisoner in the King’s Bench prison, prays for a new

trial. It seems that he was entrusted by Henry Fitzhugh and Richard

Wells with a sealed packet of money, for him to carry from Bedford to

London, and that when he reached Mimms at break of day he was set upon

and robbed by three or four thieves and lost not only the money, but

almost all the rest of what he had to bring to London. He further says

that he was no common carrier, and that he had not negligently lost the

money. Yet Fitzhugh and Wells prosecuted him, and, obtaining judgment,

laid him prisoner in the King’s Bench. He concludes by praying for a new

trial; but whether or not he ever obtained it does not appear. In any

case, coming from Bedford to London, he had no business on this road.

The strange story of unfortunate William Symonds is followed by equally

strange happenings some forty years later; when, for example, on

November 9th. 1690, seven highwaymen not only robbed the Manchester

carrier near this spot of £15,000, tax-money being conveyed from the

Midlands to London, but also killed or hamstrung eighteen horses of the

escort, in order to prevent pursuit. It was a leisurely business and

thoroughly well carried out; all travellers who were unlucky enough to

be passing at the time being robbed first and then tied to wayside

trees, where they were left to be released by later wayfarers. Two Roman

Catholics were subsequently arrested on a charge of being concerned in

this affair, and committed for trial, but it does not appear what

happened to them. At any rate, whatever their fate may have been, it did

not stop these outrages on the Holyhead Road; for, two years later, the

most audacious bands were still at work in this district, reaping almost

incredible plunder. On the night of August 23rd, 1692, for instance, the

great Churchill, the terrible “Malbrouck,” scourge of the foreigner on

many a stricken field, tamely submitted to be robbed by the highwaymen

who lay wait for him near “Coney,” as Narcissus Luttrell calls London

Colney, and plundered him of 500 guineas; a loss “which,” says Macaulay,

alluding to that great captain’s miserly disposition, “he doubtless

never ceased to regret to the last moment of his long career of

prosperity and glory.”

The plunder reaped by these daring highwaymen must have been immense,

and inferior only to that bagged by modern company promoters. Three

months later than their little parley with Marlborough, a party of eight

or nine made a haul of between £1,500 and £2,000 out of a waggon “near

Barnet,” and might have long continued their career had it not been for

the King, who suspecting Roman Catholics and Jacobites in all these

marauding bands, took measures that for a time effectually cleared the

roads near London. Detachments of a regiment of Dragoons were posted

some ten miles out, along all the great roads, and formed patrols.

Captures were numerous, and executions almost as many. Among their

notable seizures was that of Captain James Whitney, at some unspecified

spot “at Barnet.” In this later Battle of Barnet, between the soldiers

and Whitney’s band, December 6th, 1692, in which one dragoon was killed

and several wounded, he was captured, and afterwards promptly hauled off

to Newgate, amid great rejoicings, for he had been a terror in many

widely separated districts of England. They hanged the “Captain,” not at

Tyburn but in Smithfield, in the beginning of 1693, and the roads knew

an interval of peace.

The parish registers and churchwardens’ accounts of South Mimms throw a

further and a sombre light upon the history of the road, with their

entries of “strangers” buried and “poor people” relieved. No fewer than

seven “strangers” were found dead on the road, within the limits of the

parish, in 1727, one of them having been drowned in Mimms Wash. Among

other items in the accounts is one of 1737, “To a man that had the

small-pox, to go forwards, 00 . 1 . 00_d._” Set down in this manner a

shilling looks a great deal, but what astonishes the reader of these

things more than anything else is the heartless way in which the poor

and the sick were given a trifle and hurried off to the next parish, to

die on the way, if they would, in order that some other community should

have the expense of them, or the infection, as the case might be.

XIV

The Holyhead Road goes broad and straight, and with a long perspective

of dust-clouds and telegraph-poles, up Ridge Hill, where the borders of

Middlesex are crossed and Hertfordshire entered; but the old way, after

passing the “White Hart,” crosses to the right hand and climbs up by

itself as a deserted track. Near the hill-top it crosses again, and so

descends on the left hand towards St. Albans. It is quite a narrow way,

measuring at the most twelve feet across, against the average twenty

feet of the modern road; and, sunk between deep banks as it is, giving

rise to astonishment that a road such as this was, until the first,

quarter of the nineteenth century had nearly passed away, the chief

means of communication between the capitals of England and Ireland.

Nature, left to herself, has long since resumed sway over the old road,

here and there scored with waggon-ruts through eighty years’ deposit of

leaf-mould, or, in other places, become a green ride through the

unchecked trees that grow along it and interlace overhead. It is a relic

of Old England of the days before railways: no museum specimen, but an

open-air survival, unnoted and untravelled; discovered by the few who,

haply realising what it is, thread its winding course and leave the

modern well worn road to the crowd.

Descending Ridge Hill, into the valley of the Colne, London Colney is

reached, skirting the road by that insignificant stream, spanned by a

picturesque old red-brick bridge, whose generous proportions seem to be

much too large for so unassuming a runlet. Such criticism, however, is

severely deprecated by those who know the Colne throughout the year.

They tell wondrous stories of the things it is capable of. London

Colney’s name is perhaps not a very attractive one, but the place itself

is exceedingly picturesque. Quaint village inns, timber-and-plaster

gabled cottages, and old brick houses with a certain air of refinement

that comes of chaste design and sound workmanship, are its constituent

features.

[Illustration: THE OLD ROAD, RIDGE HILL.]

[Illustration: LONDON COLNEY.]

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