CHAPTER V

“If the art of living were only the art of dialectic! If this world

were a world of pure intellect, Mr. Shaw would be a dramatist.” Mr.

Walkley damns the dramatist to deify the dialectician. Many would

deny Shaw the possession of a heart; few can deny him the possession

of a remarkable brain and a phenomenal faculty of telling speech. The

platform orator of to-day--easy, nonchalant, resourceful, instantaneous

in repartee, unmatched in _hardiesse_, sublime in audacity--Shaw was

once a trembling, shrinking novice. The veteran of a thousand verbal

combats was once afraid to raise his voice; the _blagueur_, the

“quacksalver” of a thousand mystifications, was once afraid to open

his mouth! After all, the “brilliant” and “extraordinary” Shaw is only

a self-made man. The sheer force of his will, exerted with tremendous

energy ever since he came to man's estate, is the great motor

which has carried him in his lifetime “from the seventeenth to the

twenty-first century.” A scientific natural history of Bernard Shaw's

extraordinary career should make clear to all young aspirants that

the extraordinariness of that career lies in its ordinariness. “Like

a green-grocer and unlike a minor poet,” as Mr. Shaw once put it to

me, “I have lived instead of dreaming and feeding myself with artistic

confectionery. With a little more courage and a little more energy I

could have done much more; and I lacked these because in my boyhood I

lived on my imagination instead of on my work.”

Bernard Shaw has unravelled life's tangles with infinite patience. No

cutting of Gordian knots for him. To ignore his training, his dogged

persistence, his undaunted “push, pluck and perseverance,” is unduly

to magnify his natural capacity. Sacrifice the phenomenon and you find

the personality; off with the marvel and on with the man. In a letter

to me, written in 1904, Mr. Shaw gave due, almost undue, credit to the

influence of training:

“It has enabled me to produce an impression of being an

extraordinarily clever, original and brilliant writer,

deficient only in feeling, whereas the truth is that, though I

am in a way a man of genius--otherwise I suppose I could not

have sought out and enjoyed my experiences and been simply

bored by holidays, luxury and money--yet I am not in the least

naturally 'brilliant,' and not at all ready or clever. If

literary men generally were put through the mill I went through

and kept out of their stuffy little coteries, where works

of art breed in and in until the intellectual and spiritual

product becomes hopelessly degenerate, I should have a thousand

rivals more brilliant than myself. There is nothing more

mischievous than the notion that my works are the mere play of

a delightfully clever and whimsical hero of the _salons_: they

are the result of perfectly straightforward drudgery, beginning

in the ineptest novel-writing juvenility, and persevered in

every day for twenty-five years.”

The combination of supreme audacity with a sort of expansive and

ludicrous self-consciousness has enabled Shaw to secure many of his

most comic effects. And yet he once said with unreasonable modesty that

anybody could get his skill for the same price, and that a good many

people could probably get it cheaper. He wrested his self-consciousness

to his own ends, transforming it from a serious defect into a virtue

of genuine comic force. The apocryphal incident of Demosthenes

and the pebbles finds its analogue in the case of Shaw. Only the

most persistent and long-continued efforts enabled him to acquire

that sublime hardihood in platform speaking which he deprecatingly

denominates “ordinary self-possession.” When Lecky, in 1879, first

dragged him to a meeting of the Zetetical Society, Shaw knew absolutely

nothing about public meetings or public order. I remember a talk with

Mr. Shaw one day at Ayot St. Lawrence over the morning meal. “I had

an air of impudence, of course,” said Mr. Shaw, “but was really an

arrant coward, nervous and self-conscious to a heartrending degree.

Yet I could not hold my tongue. I started up and said something in

the debate, and then felt that I had made such a fool of myself (mere

vanity; for I had probably done nothing in the least noteworthy) that

I vowed I would join the society, go every week, speak every week,

and become a speaker or perish in the attempt. And I carried out this

resolution. I suffered agonies that no one suspected. During the speech

of the debater I resolved to follow, my heart used to beat as painfully

as a recruit's going under fire for the first time. I could not use

notes; when I looked at the paper in my hand I could not collect myself

enough to decipher a word. And of the four or five wretched points

that were my pretext for this ghastly practice of mine, I invariably

forgot three--the best three.” Yet in some remarkable way Shaw managed

to keep his nervousness a secret from everyone except himself, for

at his third meeting he was asked to take the chair. He bore out the

impression he had created of being rather uppish and self-possessed

by accepting as off-handedly as if he were the Speaker of the House

of Commons. He afterwards confessed to me that the secretary probably

got the first inkling of his hidden terror by seeing that his hand

shook so that he could hardly sign the minutes of the previous meeting.

There must have been something provocative, however, even in Shaw's

nervous bravado. His speeches, one imagines, must have been little

less dreaded by the society than they were by Shaw himself, yet it is

significant that they were seldom ignored. The speaker of the evening,

in replying at the end, usually paid Shaw the questionable compliment

of addressing himself with some vigour to Shaw's remarks, and seldom

in an appreciative vein. Conversant with the political theories of

Mill and the evolutionary theories of Darwin and his school, Shaw was,

on the other hand, “horribly ignorant” of the society's subjects.

He knew nothing of political economy; moreover, he was a foreigner

and a recluse. Everything struck his mind at an angle that produced

reflections quite as puzzling as at present, but not so dazzling. His

one success, it appears, was achieved when the society paid to Art,

of which it was stupendously ignorant, the tribute of setting aside

an evening for a paper on it by a lady in the “æsthetic” dress of the

period. “I wiped the floor with that meeting,” Shaw once told me, “and

several members confessed to me afterwards that it was this performance

that first made them reconsider their first impression of me as a

discordant idiot.”

Shaw persevered doggedly, taking the floor at every opportunity. Like

the humiliated, defiant Disraeli, in his virgin speech in the House

of Commons, Shaw resolved that some day his mocking colleagues should

hear, aye, and heed him. He haunted public meetings, so he says, “like

an officer afflicted with cowardice, who takes every opportunity of

going under fire to get over it and learn his business.” After his

conversion to Socialism, he grew increasingly zealous as a public

speaker. He was so full of Socialism that he made the natural mistake

of dragging it in by the ears at every opportunity. On one occasion

he so annoyed an audience at South Place that, for the only time in

his life, he was met with a demonstration of impatience. “I took the

hint so rapidly and apprehensively that no great harm was done,” Mr.

Shaw once said to me; “but I still remember it as an unpleasant and

mortifying discovery that there is a limit even to the patience of

that poor, helpless, long-suffering animal, the public, with political

speakers.” Such an incident had never occurred before; and although

Shaw has spent his life in deriding the public, he has taken care

that such a mortifying experience never occur again. Shaw now began

to devote most of his time to Socialist propagandism. An eventful

experience came to him in 1883, when he accepted an invitation to

address a workmen's club at Woolwich. At first he thought of writing

a lecture and even of committing it to memory; for it seemed hardly

possible to speak for an hour, without text, when he had hitherto

spoken only for ten minutes in a debate. He now realized that if he

were to speak often on Socialism--as he fully meant to do--writing and

learning by rote would be impossible for mere want of time. He made a

few notes, being by this time cool enough to be able to use them. He

found his feet without losing his head: the sense of social injustice

loosened his tongue. The lecture, called “Thieves,” was a demonstration

of the thesis that the proprietor of an unearned income inflicted on

the community exactly the same injury as a burglar. Fortified by _sæva

indignatio_, Shaw spoke for an hour easily. From that time forth he

considered the battle won.

In March, 1886, Shaw participated in a series of public debates held at

South Place Institute, South Place, Finsbury, E.C. Here for the first

time he tried his hand, in a fairly large hall, on an audience counted

by hundreds instead of scores. “Socialism and Individualism” was the

general title of this series of Sunday afternoon lectures.[57] This

was a daring undertaking for Shaw, who had neither the experience nor

the _savoir faire_ of his colleagues. It was perhaps for this reason

that he did not particularly distinguish himself, his opponent giving

him as good as he sent. Mrs. Besant, a born orator, was interesting

and eloquent, while Webb quite eclipsed Shaw, positively annihilating

his adversary. One who knew him well at this initial stage, however,

said that if Bernard Shaw knew nothing, he invented as he went along.

The lightness of touch, the nimbleness of intellect, lacked complete

development. At this time the clever young Irishman had neither memory

enough for effective facts, nor presence of mind enough to be an easy

winner in debate.

No one has yet measured the all-important influence Sidney Webb

has exerted upon Shaw's career, dating from that memorable evening

at the Zetetical Society when Shaw gazed in open-mouthed wonder at

that miracle of effectiveness and model of self-possession. Shaw's

admiration has waxed, not waned, with the passage of time. To-day he

regards Webb as one of the most extraordinary and capable men alive.

The critic who, in Disraelian phrase, regards Shaw as “one vast

appropriation clause,” will find some support for this belief in Shaw's

statement that the difference between Shaw with Webb's brains and

knowledge at his disposal, and Shaw by himself, is enormous. “Nobody

has as yet gauged it,” Mr. Shaw once said in a letter to me, “because

as I am an incorrigible mountebank, and Webb is one of the simplest of

geniuses, I have always been in the centre of the stage whilst Webb

has been prompting me, invisible, from the side.” Shaw's faculties of

acquisitiveness and appropriation are enormously developed, a fact

once comically accentuated by him in the frank avowal he once made

to me: “I am an expert picker of other men's brains, and I have been

exceptionally fortunate in my friends.”

[Illustration: =Program of Sunday Afternoon Lectures. South Place

Institute, South Place, Finsbury, E. C. March, 1886.=]

It was not without severe training and incessant work that Shaw

and his fellow Fabians acquired the equipment in the historic and

economic weapons of Social Democracy, comparable to that which

Ferdinand Lassalle in his day so defiantly flaunted in the faces of

his adversaries. While Stead, Hyndman and Burns were organizing the

unemployed agitation in the streets, the Fabians were diligently

training themselves for public life. Frank Podmore, a Post Office civil

servant, and Edward Reynolds Pease, present secretary of the Fabian

Society, two original Fabians, were great friends, and the earliest

Fabian meetings were held alternately at Pease's rooms in Osnaburgh

Street, and at Podmore's, in Dean's Yard, Westminster.[58] Certain of

the Fabians sadly felt the need of solid information and training,

in addition to that afforded by the meetings of the society. Thrown

upon their individual resources, those most scholarly inclined of the

Fabians, a veritable handful, founded the Hampstead Historic Club.

First established as a sort of mutual improvement society for those

ambitious Fabians wishing to read, mark, learn and inwardly digest Marx

and Proudhon, this club was afterwards turned into a systematic history

class, in which each student took his turn at being professor. Thus

they taught each other what they themselves wished to learn, acquiring

the most thorough and minute knowledge of the subject under discussion.

In these days Shaw, Webb, Olivier and Wallas were the bravoes of

advanced economics--the Three Musketeers and D'Artagnan. As Olivier

and Wallas were men of very exceptional character and attainments,

Shaw was enabled, as he once expressed it in my presence, to work

with a four-man-power equal to a four-hundred-ordinary-man-power,

which made his _feuilletons_ and other literary performances “quite

unlike anything that the ordinary hermit-crab could produce.” Mr.

Shaw thus explained very quaintly the secret of his success at this

period. “In fact the brilliant, extraordinary Shaw _was_ brilliant and

extraordinary; but then I had an incomparable threshing machine for my

ideas--a machine which contributed heaps of ideas to my little store;

and when I seemed most original and fantastic, I was often simply an

amanuensis with a rather exceptional literary knack, cultivated by

dogged practice.” And of his three warm friends he freely confessed:

“They knocked a tremendous lot of nonsense, ignorance and vulgarity out

of me, for we were on quite ruthless terms with one another.”

Another associate, one of the Fabian essayists and now a journalist,

Hubert Bland, was--and is still--of great value to Shaw and his

colleagues, by reason of his strong individuality and hard common

sense, and on account of the fact that his views ran counter to

Webb's on many lines. Bland lived at Blackheath, on the south side

of the river, at this time; and his wife, the very clever woman

and distinguished author, “E. Nesbit,” was a remarkable figure at

the Fabian meetings during the first seven or eight years of its

existence. During the era of the Hampstead Historic Club, Bland had a

circle of his own at Blackheath; and although Hampstead, lying north

of London, was quite out of Bland's district, Shaw and his friends

used sometimes to descend on his evening parties. Bland had an utter

contempt for the Bohemianism of Shaw and his companions, evincing it

by wearing invariably an irreproachable frock-coat, tall hat, and a

single eyeglass which infuriated everybody. Mrs. Bland graciously

humoured the reckless Bohemianism of the _insouciant_ Fabians, and on

one memorable occasion stopped them at her door, went for needle and

thread, and--perhaps with a faint hope of preserving the _haut ton_

of her social evening--then and there sewed up the sleeve of Sidney

Olivier's brown velveteen jacket. A _dernier ressort_, for the sleeve

was all but torn out! There was some compensation in the fact that,

even then, Olivier fully looked the dignified part he was one day to

fill. But it is not easy to doubt that the arrant Bohemianism of the

luckless Fabians, their reckless disregard of evening dress, must have

been very trying to the decorum of Blackheath.

Of fierce Norman exterior and great physical strength, Bland dominated

others by force of sheer size. Pugnacious, powerful, a skilled

pugilist, and with a voice which Mr. Shaw once accurately described as

being exactly “like the scream of an eagle,” he made such a formidable

antagonist that no one dared be uncivil to him. Just as William Clarke

always combated and consequently stimulated Shaw by a diametrically

opposite point of view, so Bland exerted a like influence upon Sidney

Webb, and indirectly upon Shaw. Strongly Conservative and Imperialist

by temperament, Bland stood in sharp contrast to the Millite,

Benthamite recruits of the Fabian Society. There were many other clever

fellows, many other good friends in Shaw's circle at this time; but

through circumstances of time, place and marriage--the changes and

chances of this mortal life--they could not be in such close touch with

Shaw, Webb, Olivier and Wallas as were these four with one another.

It is not, of course, to be supposed that Shaw was merely the

recipient, like Molière always taking his material where he found it.

In his own peculiar and, at times, vastly irritating way, he made his

personality strongly felt, exerting great influence by sheer force

of a sort of perverse common sense. To employ Poe's apt descriptive,

he was the Imp of the Perverse made flesh. In the circle of the

Fabians there was room for considerable strife of temperaments, and

in the other Socialist societies, quarrels and splits and schisms

were rather frequent. Unquestionably Shaw's quintessential service

to the Fabians lay in his pioneering ideas and his knack of drafting

things in literary form and arranging his colleagues' ideas for them

with Irish lucidity. A somewhat less conspicuous, yet little less

important, service consisted in clearing the atmosphere, in easing

off the personal friction which not infrequently produced smoke and

at times threatened to kindle a conflagration. This personal friction

Shaw managed to eliminate in a most characteristic way: by a sort of

tact which superficially looked like the most outrageous want of it.

Whenever there was a grievance, instead of trying to patch matters

up, Shaw would deliberately betray everybody's confidence after the

fashion of Sidney Trefusis, by stating it before the whole set in the

most monstrously exaggerated terms. What would have been the result

among acquaintances less closely linked by ties of personal friendship

it is easy to imagine. The usual result, however, of Shaw's hazardous

and tactless outspokenness was that everybody repudiated his monstrous

exaggerations, and whatever of grievance there was in the matter was

fully explained. Of course, Shaw was first denounced as a reckless

mischief-maker, and afterwards forgiven as a privileged lunatic.

Once every fortnight, for a number of years, Shaw attended the meetings

of the Hampstead Historic Club; and in the alternate weeks he spent a

night at a private circle of economists which subsequently developed

into The Royal Economic Society. Fabian, and especially Shavian,

Socialism is strictly economic in character, a circumstance due in no

small measure to the fact that in this circle of economists the social

question was left out and the work kept on abstract economic lines. In

speaking of this period, Shaw afterwards confessed:

“I made all my acquaintances think me madder than usual by

the pertinacity with which I attended debating societies

and haunted all sorts of hole-and-corner debates and public

meetings and made speeches at them. I was President of the

Local Government Board at an amateur Parliament where a Fabian

ministry had to put its proposals into black-and-white in the

shape of Parliamentary Bills. Every Sunday I lectured on some

subject I wanted to teach to myself; and it was not until I had

come to the point of being able to deliver separate lectures,

without notes, on Rent, Interest, Profits, Wages, Toryism,

Liberalism, Socialism, Communism, Anarchism, Trade-Unionism,

Co-operation, Democracy, the Division of Society into Classes,

and the Suitability of Human Nature to Systems of Trust

Distribution, that I was able to handle Social Democracy as it

must be handled before it can be preached in such a way as to

present it to every sort of man from his own particular point

of view. In old lecture lists of the Society you will find my

name down for twelve different lectures or so. Nowadays (1892),

I have only one, for which the secretary is good enough to

invent four or five different names.”[59]

The only opponents who held their own against the Fabians in debate,

men like Levy and Foote, had learned in the harsh school of experience;

like the Fabians, they had found pleasure and profit in speaking, in

debating, and in picking up bits of social information in the most

out-of-the-way places. It was this keen Socialistic acquisitiveness

of the Fabians, their readiness to eschew the conventional amusements

for the pleasure to be derived from speaking several nights each week,

which prepared them for the strenuous platform campaigns of the future.

And such fun it was to the Fabian swashbucklers! After being “driven

in disgrace” out of Anderton's Hotel, and subsequently out of a chapel

near Wardour Street in which they had sought sanctuary, the Fabians

went to Willis's Rooms, the most aristocratic and also, as it turned

out, the cheapest place of meeting in London. “Our favourite sport,”

says Shaw, “was inviting politicians and economists to lecture to us,

and then falling on them with all our erudition and debating skill, and

making them wish they had never been born.” On one occasion the Fabians

confuted Co-operation in the person of Mr. Benjamin Jones on a point

on which, as Shaw afterwards confessed, they subsequently found reason

to believe that they were entirely in the wrong and he entirely in the

right. The 16th of March, 1888, commemorates the most signal victory

of the Fabians in this species of guerrilla warfare. On that night of

glorious memory a well-known member of Parliament, now the Secretary

of State for War, lured into the Fabian ambuscade, was butchered to

make a Fabian holiday. The following ludicrous account of the incident

was written by the Individualist, Mr. G. Standring, in _The Radical_,

March 17th, 1888. Picture to yourself the scene--a spacious and lofty

apartment, brilliantly lighted by scores of wax candles in handsome

candelabra, and about eighty ladies and gentlemen, seated around on

comfortable chairs, lying in wait for the unsuspecting M.P. The company

is composed almost exclusively of members of the Fabian Society--“A

Socialist body whose motto is: Don't be in a hurry; but when you _do_

go it, go it thick!”

“Such were the surroundings when, on March 16th, Mr. R. B.

Haldane, M.P., was brought forth to meet his fate. The hon.

gentleman, who is a lawyer and Member for Haddingtonshire, was

announced to speak on 'Radical Remedies for Economic Evils,'

but one could easily see that this was a mere ruse of war.

The Fabian fighters were drawn up in battle array before the

Chairman's table, ready for the fatal onslaught.

“Truth to tell, Mr. Haldane did not appear at all alarmed at

the prospect of his impending butchery. Erect and manly, he

stood at the table, and in calm, well-chosen language showed

cause for his belief that Radical principles and Radical

methods are sufficient to cure the evils of society. He then

critically examined a Fabian pamphlet, 'The True Radical

Programme,' and put in demurrers thereto. The hon. and learned

gentleman spoke for an hour, and as I sat on my cushioned

chair, encompassed round about by Socialists, breathing an

atmosphere impregnated with Socialism, I listened, and softly

murmured: 'Verily, an angel hath come down from heaven!'

“As the last words of Mr. Haldane died away, the short, sharp

tones of the Chairman's voice told that the carnage was about

to commence. After some desultory questioning, Mr. Sidney Webb

sprang to his feet, eager, excited and anxious to shake the

life out of Mr. Haldane before anyone else could get at him. He

spoke so rapidly as to become at times almost incoherent. Mr.

Webb seemed to be charged with matter enough for a fortnight,

and he was naturally desirous to fire as much of it as possible

into the body of the enemy. At length the warning bell of the

Chairman was heard, and the attack was continued by Mrs. Annie

Besant, who, standing with her back to the foe, occasionally

faced round to emphasize a point. Then up rose George Bernard

Shaw, and as he spoke, his gestures suggested to me the idea

that he had got Mr. Haldane impaled upon a needle, and was

picking him to pieces limb by limb, as wicked boys disintegrate

flies. Mr. Shaw went over the Radical lines as laid down by

his opponent, and this was the burden of his song: That is no

good, this is no good, the other is no good--while you leave

nine hundred thousand millions, in the shape of Rent and

Interest, in the hands of an idle class. Let us nationalize the

nine hundred thousand millions, and all these (Radical) things

shall be added unto you. Mr. Shaw fired a Parthian shot as he

sat down. Mr. Haldane had spoken of education, elementary and

technical, as a means of advancing national welfare. Shaw met

this with open scorn, and declared that the most useful and

necessary kind of education was the education of the Liberal

party! With that he subsided in a rose-water bath of Fabian

laughter.

“The massacre was completed by two other members of the

Society, and then the Chairman called upon Mr. Haldane to

reply. Hideous mockery! the Chairman knew that Haldane was

_dead_! He had seen him torn, tossed and trampled underfoot.

Perhaps he expected the ghost of the M.P. to rise and conclude

the debate with frightful gibberings of fleshless jaws and

gestures of bony hands. Indeed, I heard a rustling of papers,

as if one gathered his notes for a speech; but I felt unable to

face the grisly horror of a phantom replying to its assassins,

so I fled.”

The three great influences, formative and determinative, whose

importance in their bearing upon Shaw's career can scarcely be

overestimated, are: first, minute and exhaustive researches into

the economic bases of society; second, his persevering efforts as a

public man toward the practical reformation of patent social evils;

and, third, his strenuous activity persisted in for many years, as a

public speaker and Socialist propagandist. His plays are so permeated

with the spirit of economic and social research that they may be

called, with little exaggeration, clinical lectures upon the social

anatomy of our time. Shaw, the public man, the man of affairs, never

the literary recluse of the ivory tower, stands revealed alike in

criticism and drama. There is more truth than jest in Shaw's statement,

generally greeted with derisive scepticism, that his plays differ from

those of other dramatists because he has been a vestryman and borough

councillor. And there is scarcely a play of Shaw's which does not bear

the hall-mark of the facile debater. His weekly _feuilletons_, his

literary criticisms, provocative, argumentative, controversial, smack

of the arena and the public platform.

This close touch with actual life, this vital association with

public effort and social reform, have imparted to Shaw's literary

productions a rare, an unique flavour. He has gone down unflinchingly

into the pitiless and dusty arena to joust against all comers. Shaw

has never lived the literary life, never belonged to a literary club.

He has never lived “_l'auguste vie quotidienne d'un Hamlet_,” who,

as Maeterlinck asserts, has time to live because he does not act.

Shaw has found life in action, action in life. Although he brought

all his powers unsparingly to the criticism of the fine arts, he

never frequented their social surroundings. When he was not actually

writing or attending performances, his time was fully taken up by

public work, in which he was fortunate enough to be associated with

a few men of exceptional ability and character. From 1883 to 1888,

he was criticizing books in the _Pall Mall Gazette_ and pictures in

the _World_. This left him his evenings free; consequently he did a

tremendous amount of public speaking and debating--speaking in the

open air, in the streets, in the parks, at demonstrations--anywhere

and everywhere. While he never belonged to a literary club, so called,

he was a member of several literary societies in London. His intimate

acquaintance with Shakespeare was improved by his quiet literary

off-nights at the New Shakespeare Society under F. J. Furnival.

Elected a member of the Browning Society by mistake, Shaw stood by

the mistake willingly enough, and spent many breezy and delightful

evenings at its meetings. “The papers thought that the Browning Society

was an assemblage of long-haired æsthetes,” Shaw once remarked to me;

“in truth, it was a conventicle where pious ladies disputed about

religion with Furnival, and Gonner and I egged them on.”[60] When

Furnival founded the Shelley Society, Shaw, of course, joined that,

and became an extremely enthusiastic and energetic member. It was at

the Shelley Society's first large meeting that Shaw startled London

by announcing himself as, “like Shelley, a Socialist, an atheist,

and a vegetarian.”[61] Shaw was afterwards active in forwarding

the fine performance of _The Cenci_, given by the Shelley Society,

before it succumbed to its heavy printer's bills. Such were Shaw's

recreations; but his main business was Socialism. It was first come

first served with Shaw. Whenever he received an invitation for a

lecture, like his own character Morell, he gave the applicant the

first date he had vacant, whether it was for a street corner, a

chapel, or a drawing-room. He spoke to audiences of every description,

from University dons to London washerwomen. From 1883 to 1895,

with virtually no exception, he delivered a harangue, with debate,

questions, and so on, every Sunday--sometimes twice or even thrice--and

on a good many weekdays. This teeming and tumultuous life was passed

on many platforms, from the British Association to the triangle at the

corner of Salmon's Lane in Limehouse.

In 1888, when he became a critic of music, Shaw was restricted solely

to lectures on Sundays, as he could not foresee whether he should have

the opera or a concert to attend on week-nights. It is remarkable how

much he managed to do, even with this handicap, especially as he had

to speak usually on short notice.[62] At last, as was inevitable with

a man burning the candle at both ends, the strain began to tell; Shaw

found it impossible to deal with all the applications he received.

For an advanced and persistently progressive thinker like Shaw, the

unavoidable repetition of the old figures and the old demonstrations

in time grew irksome. He felt the danger of becoming, like Morell,

a windbag--what George Ade calls a “hot-air machine.” By 1895, the

machine was no longer by any means in full blast; the breakdown of

Shaw's health, in 1898, finished him as a systematic and indefatigable

propagandist. His work went on almost uninterrupted, however, although

it was no longer explicit propagandism. Indeed, he worked more

strenuously than ever on the St. Pancras Vestry, now the St. Pancras

Borough Council. Since 1898, Shaw has lectured only occasionally, but

often enough for a man who wishes to preserve his health and strength.

His labour as head of the Fabian Society, during the years 1906-7, in

giving form and definiteness to the policy of that society, was one of

the greatest works of his life--a work to which he gave his time and

energy without stint. Many of his Fabian colleagues assured me that no

one but Bernard Shaw could have accomplished so signal and so sweeping

a victory. Within a year or two, he will doubtless resign his arduous

duties as head and centre of the Fabian Society. And it is probable, he

recently told me, that he will never again undertake another platform

campaign.

Shaw's “knack of drafting things,” as he calls it, has played

no inconsiderable figure in his career. Simultaneously with his

desperate attack on the platform, Shaw was acquiring what he

denominates the “committee habit.” Whenever he joined a society--even

the Zetetical--his marked executive ability soon placed him on

the committee. In learning the habits of public life and action

simultaneously with the art of public speaking, he gained a great

deal of valuable experience--experience which cannot be acquired

in conventional grooves. The constant and unceremonious criticism

of men who were at many points much abler and better informed than

himself, developed in Shaw two distinctive traits--self-possession and

impassivity. It is certain that his experience as a man of affairs

actively engaged in public work, municipal and political, gave him that

behind-the-scenes knowledge of the mechanism and nature of political

illusion which seems so cynical to the spectators in front.

According to the current view, Shaw has always been a voracious

man-eater, like a lion going about seeking whom he might devour. On

the contrary, instead of flinging down the gauntlet to any and every

one, Shaw never challenged anyone to debate with him in public. To

Shaw, it seemed an unfair practice for a seasoned public speaker,

and no test at all of the validity of his case--a duel of tongues,

of no mort value than any other sort of duel. In the eighties, the

Socialist League, of which William Morris was the leading figure, made

an effort to arrange a debate between Shaw and Charles Bradlaugh, who

had graduated from boy evangelism to the rank of the most formidable

debater to be found in the House of Commons. In more than one place,

but notably in _The Quintessence of Ibsenism_, Shaw has paid the

highest tribute to the remarkable qualities of Bradlaugh as thinker

and dialectician. The Socialist League challenged Bradlaugh to debate,

and chose Shaw as their champion, although he was not even a member of

that body. Bradlaugh made it a condition that Shaw should be bound by

all the pamphlets and utterances of the Social Democratic Federation, a

strongly anti-Fabian body. Had Shaw been richer in experience in such

matters, he would undoubtedly have let Bradlaugh make what conditions

he pleased, and then said his say without troubling about them. As

it was, Shaw proposed a simple proposition, “Will Socialism benefit

the English people?” with a simple, general definition of Socialism.

But Bradlaugh refused this; and the debate--as Bradlaugh probably

intended--did not come off. At the time, Shaw was somewhat relieved

over the issue, being very doubtful of his ability to make any great

showing against Bradlaugh; he has since privately expressed his regret

that the debate did not take place. Bradlaugh was a tremendous debater,

and in point of “personal thunder and hypnotism” Shaw would have been,

in sporting parlance, outclassed. But to Shaw, whose _forte_ is always

offence, it would have been a great gratification to tackle Bradlaugh

in his own hall--the Hall of Science, in Old Street, St. Luke's. At

least Shaw could have had his say.

At a later time, Bradlaugh debated the question of the Eight-Hours'

Day with H. M. Hyndman--their second platform encounter. But both

sides were dissatisfied, as neither of them stuck to his subject,

and the result was inconclusive. A debate on the same question was

then arranged between Shaw and G. W. Foote, Bradlaugh's successor as

President of the National Secular Society. In this, Shaw's only public

set debate with the exception of one in earlier days at South Place

chapel, the question was ably and carefully argued by both parties,

without rancour, bitterness, or personal abuse.[63] The debate lasting

two nights, and presided over by Mr. G. Standring and Mr. E. R. Pease

in turn, was held at the Hall of Science, London, on January 14th and

15th, 1891. The verbatim report, which is still procurable, exhibits

the best qualities of Shaw as a cool-headed, logical debater. His two

speeches, markedly ironical in tone, are frequently punctuated by

the bracketed (applause). Mr. Foote closed one of his speeches with

the rather effulgent peroration, “Every question must be threshed

out by public debate. Let truth and falsehood grapple--whichever be

truth and whichever be falsehood; for, as grand old John Milton said,

'Whoever knew truth put to the worse in a free and open encounter?'”--a

sentiment greeted with loud applause. To which Shaw delightfully

responded: “I do not know, gentlemen, what a free and open encounter

might bring about; but if John Milton asks me whoever saw truth put

to shame in such an encounter with falsehood as it has a chance of

having in the present condition of society, then I reply to John Milton

that George Bernard Shaw has seen it put to shame very often.” Shaw

maintained that a reduction of hours would raise wages, not prices, and

that doing it by law was the only possible way of doing it. His closing

words clearly mirror his view of the mission of Socialism, the reason

of its existence.

“I can only say, for myself, that the debate has been a

pleasant one to me, because of the friendly terms on which Mr.

Foote and I stand. I even imagine there is a bond between Mr.

Foote and myself that may serve a little to explain this. Mr.

Foote and I, on a certain subject--the established religion of

this country--entertain the same views. Now, those views have

directed our attention very strongly towards the necessity

of maintaining the freedom of the individual to hold what

views he likes, to have freedom of speech and association

for the purpose of following out all his conclusions, and

establishing a genuine culture founded on facts, and not on

the dogmas of any church whatsoever. I confess that in the

days before I had studied economic questions I was filled with

the necessity of individual freedom on these points, and that

I also had that strong distrust of the State which Mr. Foote

has expressed here to-night. But when my attention was turned

to the economic side of the question, I soon became convinced

that the real secret of the State's hostility to the advance

of reasonable views was that Reason condemned the propertied

institutions of this country. Property is the real force that

hypocritically expresses itself as Religion. I therefore came

to the conclusion that we shall never get out of the mess we

are in until the workers come to understand that they are

already deprived of individual freedom by the irresistible

physical force of the State, and that they can escape from its

oppression only by seizing on the political power, and using

that very State force to emancipate themselves, and impose

their will on the minority which now enslaves them. That is

the reason that, just as I urge the importance of individual

freedom of speech, so I also urge on the workers that they

cannot possibly help themselves by individual action so long as

this terrible State is outside them, and ready to cut them down

at every point. I believe that they can, by concerted action,

not merely in trade unions, but in a united democracy, get

complete control of the State, and use its might for their own

purposes; and when they once come to understand this, I believe

their emancipation will only be delayed until they have learned

from experience the true conditions of social freedom.”[64]

There is another feature of Shaw's career as a public speaker which

exhibits his attitude towards the work in life he had set before him.

Shaw fights for what seems to many less like liberty than licence of

speech. He never submitted his intelligence, his will, or his power

to alien domination. He has never belonged to any political party,

rightly considered, never cringed under any lash, never realized in his

own experience what he himself has called the only real tragedy: “the

being used by personally-minded men for purposes which you recognize

as base.” It was the determination to remain untrammelled in thought

and action which forbade his ever accepting payment for speaking. Very

often provincial Sunday Societies invited him to come down for the

usual ten guineas fee and give the usual sort of lecture, avoiding

politics and religion. Shaw's invariable answer to such requests was

that he never lectured on anything but politics and religion, and

that his fee was the price of his railway ticket third-class, if the

place was further off than he could afford to go at his own expense.

The Sunday Society would then “come around” and assure Shaw that he

might, on these terms, lecture on anything he liked; and he always

_did_. Occasionally, to avoid embarrassing other lecturers who lived

by lecturing, the thing was done by a debit and credit entry: that is,

Shaw took the usual fee and expenses, and gave it back as a donation

to the society. Shaw once related to me the circumstances of a most

interesting _contretemps_, which alone would suffice to justify his

desire for freedom of speech, his wisdom in arming himself against

the accusation of being a professional agitator. “At the election of

1892, I was making a speech in the Town Hall of Dover, when a man

rose and shouted to the audience not to let itself be talked to by

a hired speaker from London. I immediately offered to sell him my

emoluments for five pounds. He hesitated; and I came down to four

pounds. At last I offered to take five shillings--half-a-crown--a

shilling--sixpence--for my fees, and when he would not take them at

that, claimed that he must know perfectly well that I was there at my

own expense. If I had not been able to do this, the meeting, which

was a difficult and hostile one (Dover being a hopeless, corrupt Tory

constituency) would probably have been broken up.”

As Mr. Clarence Rook has remarked, London first opened her eyes in

wonder over the versatile “G. B. S.” when she discovered that in the

daytime he preached revolt to the grimy East from a tub, and in

the evening sent William Archer and the cultured West into peals of

merriment over his _Arms and the Man_. In those halcyon transpontine

days London began to take pains to be present at Shaw's delightful

dialectical performances at Battersea. Shaw lectured often in Battersea

because it was John Burns' stronghold. Never was Shaw's skyrocketing

brilliance more effectively displayed than in one of his orations

at the Washington Music Hall, with Clement Edwards in the chair.

In this oration he proved that no conclusion could be drawn from a

bare profession of Socialism as to what side a man would take on any

concrete political issue. In speaking of this remarkable effort, Mr.

Shaw recently told me the following incident: “I remember hearing a

workman say to his wife as I came up behind them on my way to the

station: 'When I hear a man of intellect talk like that for a whole

evening, it makes me feel like a WORM.' Which made me feel horribly

ashamed of myself. I felt the shabbiest of impostors, somehow, though

really I gave him the best lecture I could.” With the exception of his

two nights' wrestle with G. W. Foote, Shaw's most sustained effort--an

oration lasting about four hours--was delivered in the open air on a

Sunday morning at Trafford Bridge, Manchester. Shaw takes pleasure in

declaring that one of his best speeches, about an hour and a half long,

was delivered in Hyde Park in the pouring rain to six policemen sent

to watch him, and the secretary of the little society that had invited

him to speak. “I was determined to interest those policemen, because

as they were sent there to listen to me, their ordinary course, after

being once convinced that I was a reasonable and well-conducted person,

would be to pay no further attention. But I quite entertained them. I

can still see their waterproof capes shining in the rain when I shut my

eyes.”

Courage and daring, as well as fertility and inventiveness, often

enabled Shaw to carry his point or to have his say, in the face of

violent and almost invincible opposition. He has more than once

actually voted against Socialism in order to forward the motion in

hand. And once, in St. James's Hall, London, at a meeting in favour of

Woman's Suffrage, he ventured with success upon a curious trick, the

details of which he once related to me:

“Just before I spoke a hostile contingent entered the room, and

I saw that we were outnumbered, and that an amendment would be

carried against us. They were all Socialists of the anti-Fabian

sort, led by a man whom I knew very well, and who was at that

time worn out with public agitation and private worry, so that

he was excitable almost to frenzy. It occurred to me that if

they, instead of carrying an amendment, could be goaded to

break up the meeting and disgrace themselves, the honours would

remain with us. I made a speech that would have made a bishop

swear and a sheep fight. My friend the enemy, stung beyond

endurance, dashed madly to the platform to answer me then

and there. His followers, thinking he was leading a charge,

instantly stormed the platform, and broke up the meeting. Then

the assailants reconstituted the meeting and appointed one of

their number chairman. I then demanded a hearing, which was

duly granted me as a matter of fair play, and I had another

innings with great satisfaction to myself. No harm was done and

no blow struck, but the papers next morning described a scene

of violence and destruction that left nothing to be desired by

the most sanguinary schoolboy.”

Like Ibsen, Shaw has barely escaped the honour of being imprisoned--an

honour which, it is needless to say, he never sought. Fortunately for

Shaw, the religious people always joined with the Socialists to resist

the police. Twice, in difficulties raised by attempts of the police to

stop street meetings, Shaw was within an ace of going to prison. The

first time, the police capitulated on the morning of the day when Shaw

was the chosen victim. The second time Shaw was so fortunate as to have

in a member of a rival Socialist society a disputant for the martyr's

palm. One can sympathize with Shaw's secret relief when, on a division,

his rival defeated him by two votes!

One of the most remarkable speakers in England to-day, Bernard Shaw

is not simply a talent, a personality: he is a public institution.

People flock to his lectures and addresses, and his _bons mots_ are

quoted in London, New York, Berlin, Vienna and St. Petersburg. He is

the most universally discussed man of letters now living. Not since

Byron has any British author enjoyed an international audience and

vogue comparable to that enjoyed by Bernard Shaw. No one in our time

is Shaw's equal in searching analysis and trenchant exposition of the

ills of modern society. His ability to see stark reality and to know it

for his own makes of him the most powerful pamphleteer, the most acute

journalist-publicist since the days of Swift. His indictments of the

fundamental structure of contemporary society prove him the greatest

master of comic irony since the days of Voltaire. Inferior to Anatole

France in artistry and urbanity, Shaw excels him in the strenuousness

of his personal sincerity and in the scope of his purpose. Shaw's

manner of speaking is as individual, as distinctive, as is his style

as an essayist or his fingering as a dramatist. That priceless and

inalienable gift which has helped to make Jean Jaurès the leader of

modern Socialists--the power of touching the emotions--is a quality

which Shaw, like Disraeli before him, wholly lacks. In Shaw there is

no spark of the mesmeric force, the hypnotic power of the born orator;

he lacks that romance, that power of dramatic visualization, which

is a quality of all true oratory. While it is true that people do

not “orate” in England as they do in America, still there is a vast

difference between the born orator, like Jaurès or Mrs. Besant, and the

practised public speaker, like Shaw. All that could be acquired, Shaw

acquired. Not Charles Bradlaugh himself had a more thorough training

than had Shaw. He is facile, fluent and fertile; he does not leave all

his qualities behind him when he mounts the platform. In fine, Shaw

has fulfilled to the letter his early vow, solemnly taken the night he

joined the Zetetical Society. He has delivered considerably more than

a thousand public addresses, and the best of them were masterpieces of

their kind. And yet Shaw has only a very ordinary voice; and in order

to make himself comfortably heard by a large audience he has to be very

careful with his articulation and to speak as though he were addressing

the auditor furthest from him.

[Illustration: =The Cart and Trumpet.=]

Shaw addressing the dockyard men outside dockyard gate on behalf of

Alderman Sanders. G. B. S. is annoyed with the interrupter, but is

ready with an instant retort.

_Courtesy of_ Stephen Cribb, Southsec.

With his long, loose form, his baggy and rather _bizarre_ clothes, his

nonchalant, quizzical, extemporaneous appearance; with his red hair

and scraggly beard, his pallid face, his bleak smile, his searching

eyes flashing from under his crooked brows; with his general air of

assurance, privilege and impudence--Bernard Shaw is the jester at the

court of King Demos. Startling, astounding, irrepressible, he fights

for opposition, clamours for denial, demands suppression. Shaw was

once completely floored by a workman, who rose after he had completed

a magnificent pyrotechnic display, and said: “I know quite well that

Bernard Shaw is very clever at argument, and that when I sit down he

will make mincemeat of everything I say. But what does that matter to

me? I still have my principles.” Shaw had to admit, as he once told me

in speaking of the incident, that this was unanswerable and thoroughly

sound at bottom. “Call me disagreeable, only call me something,”

clamours Shaw; “for then I have roused you from your stupid torpor

and made you think a new thought.” The incarnation of intellect,

not of hypnotism, of reason, not of oratory, this strange image of

Tolstoy as he was in his middle years has always made his audience

think new thoughts. He has never given the audience what it liked; he

has always given it what he liked, and what he thought it needed: a

bitter and tonic draught. The successes of the orator who is the mere

mouthpiece of his audience have never been his. But he has achieved a

more enviable and more arduous distinction; I have heard him say with

genuine pride that more than once he has been the most unpopular man

in a meeting, and yet carried a resolution against the most popular

orator present by driving home its necessity. For the transports which

the popular orator raises by voicing popular sentiment Shaw has no

use. Of the orator's power of entrancing people and having his own

way at the same time he has never had a trace. He is the arch-foe of

personal hypnotism, of romance, of sensuous glamour. He has sought the

accomplishment of the demand of his will; he never practised speaking

as an art or an accomplishment. The desire for that, he once told me,

would never have nerved him to utter a word in public. Just as Zola

used his journalistic work as a hammer to drive his views into the

brain of the public, Shaw used his dialectical skill as a weapon, as

a means to the end of making people think. One might truly say of

all the things that he has either spoken or written: “_Ils donnent à

penser furieusement_.” As a speaker, he first startled and provoked

his audience to thought, and then annihilated their objections with

the sword of logic and the rapier of wit. His ready answer for every

searching query, his instantaneous leap over every tripping barrier,

seemed to the novice a proof of very genius. To strange audiences,

his readiness in answering questions and meeting hostile arguments

seemed astonishing, miraculous. On several different occasions I have

heard Mr. Shaw modestly give the explanation of this apparently magic

performance. “The reason was that everybody asks the same questions and

uses the same arguments. I knew the most effective replies by heart.

Before the questioner or debater had uttered his first word I knew

exactly what he was going to say, and floored him with an apparent

impromptu that had done duty fifty times before.” Shaw always carefully

thought out the thing for himself in advance, and, which is far more

important, had thought out not only an effective, but also a witty

answer to the objections that were certain to be raised. This is the

secret of Shaw's success in every task which he has undertaken: to

think each thing out for himself, and to couch it in terms of scathing

satire and fiery wit. His is the sceptical Socratic method pushed to

the limit.

Confronted with the point-blank question: “To what do you owe your

marvellous gift for public speaking?” Shaw characteristically replied:

“My marvellous gift for public speaking is only part of the G. B. S.

legend. I am no orator, and I have neither memory enough nor presence

of mind enough to be a really good debater, though I often seem to be

when I am on ground that is familiar to me and new to my opponents. I

learned to speak as men learn to skate or to cycle--by doggedly making

a fool of myself until I got used to it. Then I practised it in the

open air--at the street corner, in the market square, in the park--the

best school. I am comparatively out of practice now, but I talked a

good deal to audiences all through the eighties, and for some years

afterwards. I should be a really remarkable orator after all that

practice if I had the genius of the born orator. As it is, I am simply

the sort of public speaker anybody can become by going through the same

mill. I don't mean that he will have the same things to say, or that

he will put them in the same words, for, naturally, I don't leave my

ideas or my vocabulary behind when I mount the tub; but I _do_ mean

that he will say what he has to say as movingly as I say what I have

to say--and more, if he is anything of a real orator. Of course, as an

Irishman, I have some fluency, and can manage a bit of rhetoric and a

bit of humour on occasion, and that goes a long way in England. But

'marvellous gift' is all my eye.”[65]

FOOTNOTES:

[57] On March 6th, Mrs. Annie Besant (Fabian Society) spoke _versus_

Mr. Corrie Grant, subject: “That the existence of classes who live

upon unearned incomes is detrimental to the welfare of the community,

and ought to be put an end to by legislation.” On March 13th, Mr. G.

B. Shaw (Fabian Society) _versus_ Rev. F. W. Ford, subject: “That the

welfare of the community necessitates the transfer of the land and

existing capital of the country from private owners to the State.” On

March 20th, Mr. Sidney Webb (Fabian Society) _versus_ Dr. T. B. Napier,

subject: “That the main principles of Socialism are founded on, and

in accordance with, modern economic science.” On March 27th, Mr. H.

H. Champion _versus_ Mr. Wordsworth Donisthorpe (Liberty and Property

Defence League), subject: “That State interference with, and control

of, industry is inevitable, and will be advantageous to the community.”

[58] At this time, it is interesting to recall, Pease and Podmore

were deeply interested in the Psychical Research Society, which had

its office in the Dean's Yard rooms. In this way the Fabians, Shaw

in particular, were brought in close touch with the exploits of

this society at its most exciting period, when Madame Blavatsky was

exposed by the American, R. Hodgson. Compare, for example, Shaw's

two book-reviews in the _Pall Mall Gazette_: _A Scotland Yard for

Spectres_, being a notice of the _Proceedings of the Society for

Psychical Research_ (January 23d, 1886), and _A Life of Madame

Blavatsky_ (January 6th, 1887). On one eventful evening Shaw attended

a Fabian meeting, then went on to hear the end of a Psychical Research

_séance_, and ended by sleeping in a haunted house with a committee

of ghost-hunters. Picture, if you can, Shaw's deep mortification, his

intense disgust over having a nightmare on that night of all nights,

and waking up in a corner of the room struggling desperately with the

ghost.

[59] Tract No. 41, _The Fabian Society: Its Early History_, by G.

Bernard Shaw.

[60] The Gonner here referred to is E. C. K. Gonner, M.A., now Brunner

Professor of Economic Science at the University College, Liverpool.

[61] While Shaw has stated publicly numbers of times that he was an

atheist, an explanation here is necessary. Shaw has always had a strong

sense of spiritual things; his declarations of atheism should always be

taken with the context. “If this be religion,” he has virtually said

in reply to someone's exposition of religion, “then I am an atheist.”

In the case of Shelley, it is perfectly plain that Shaw meant that he

was all these things--a Socialist, an atheist and a vegetarian--in the

Shelleyan sense.

[62] “Take the amusing, cynical, remarkable George Bernard Shaw, whose

Irish humour and brilliant gifts have partly helped, partly hindered

the (Fabian) Society's popularity. This man will rise from an elaborate

criticism of last night's opera or Richter concert (he is the musical

critic of the _World_), and after a light, purely vegetarian meal, will

go down to some far-off club in South London or to some street corner

in East London, or to some recognized place of meeting in one of the

parks, and will there speak to poor men about their economic position

and their political duties.”--William Clarke, in _The Fabian Society

and Its Work_. Preface to _Fabian Essays_. Ball Publishing Co., Boston,

1908.

[63] In a long contemporary account of the debate, a French newspaper

commented approvingly on the high tone maintained throughout, placing

the English in sharp contrast with French debates on similar subjects,

which were not regarded as unqualified successes unless they broke up

in personal encounters, with the attendant imprecations: “_Assassins! A

bas les Socialistes! A la lanterne!_”

[64] _The Legal Eight Hours Question._ A two-nights' public debate

between Mr. G. W. Foote and Mr. George Bernard Shaw. Verbatim Report.

London: R. Forder, 28, Stonecutter Street, E.C. 1891.

[65] _Who I Am, and What I Think._ Part I. The _Candid Friend_, May

11th, 1901.

SHAVIAN SOCIALISM

“Of course, people talk vaguely of me as an Anarchist, a

visionary, and a crank. I am none of these things, but their

opposites. I only want a few perfectly practical reforms which

shall enable a decent and reasonable man to live a decent

and reasonable life, without having to submit to the great

injustices and the petty annoyances which meet you now at

every turn.”--_George Bernard Shaw: an Interview._ In _The

Chap-Book_, November, 1896.

“Economy is the art of making the most of life.

The love of economy is the root of all virtue.”

--_The Revolutionist's Handbook._ In _Man and Superman_.

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