The Life of JOSEPH MIDDLETON, Housebreaker and Thief

Amongst the numbers of unhappy wretches who perish at the gallows, most

pity seems due to those who, pressed by want and necessity, commit in

the bitter exigence of starving, some illegal act purely to support

life. But this is a very scarce case, and such a one as I cannot in

strictness presume to say that I have hitherto met with in all the loads

of papers I have turned over to this purpose, though as the best motive

to excite compassion, and consequently to obtain mercy, it is made very

often a pretence.

Joseph Middleton was the son of a very poor, though honest, labouring

man in the county of Kent, near Deptford, who did all that was in his

power to bring up his children. This unfortunate son was taken off his

hand by an uncle, a gardener, who brought up the boy to his own

business, and consequently to labour hard enough, which would, to an

understanding person, appear no such very great hardship where a man had

continually been inured to it even from his cradle, and had neither

capacity nor the least probability of attaining anything better. Yet

such an intolerable thing did it seem to Middleton that he resolved at

any cost to be rid of it, and to purchase an easier way of spending his

days.

In order to this, he very wisely chose to go aboard a man-of-war then

bound for the Baltic. He was in himself a stupid, clumsy fellow, and the

officers and seamen in the ship treated him so harshly, the fatigue he

went through was so great, and the coldness of the climate so pinching

to him, that he who so impatiently wished to be rid of the country work,

now wished as earnestly to return thereto. Therefore, when on the return

of Sir John Norris, the ship he was in was paid off and discharged, he

was in an ecstacy of joy thereat, and immediately went down again to

settle hard to labour as he had done before, experience having convinced

him that there were many more hardships sustained in one short ramble

than in a staid though laborious life.

In order, as is the common phrase, to settle in the world, he married a

poor woman, by whom he had two children, and thereby made her as unhappy

as himself; what he was able to earn by his hands falling much short of

what was necessary to keep house in the way he lived, this reduced him

to such narrowness of circumstances that he was obliged (as he would

have it believed) to take illegal methods for support.

His own blockish and dastardly temper, as it had prevented his ever

doing good in any honest way, so it as effectually put it out of his

power to acquire anything considerable by the rapine he committed; for

as he wanted spirit to go into a place where there was immediate danger,

so his companions, who did the act while he scouted about to see if

anybody was coming, and to give them notice, when they divided the booty

gave him just what they thought fit, and keep the rest to themselves. He

had gone on in this miserable way for a considerable space, and yet was

able to acquire very little, his wants being very near as great while he

robbed every night, as they were when he laboured every day, so that in

the exchange he got nothing but danger into the bargain.

At last, he was apprehended for breaking into the house of John de Pais

and Joseph Gomeroon, and taking there jewels and other things to a

great value, though his innocence in not entering the place would

sufficiently excuse him, for he pleaded at his trial that he was so far

from breaking the house that he was not so much as on the ground of the

prosecutor when it was broke, but on the contrary, as appeared by their

own evidence, on the other side of the way. But it being very fully

proved by the evidence that Joseph Middleton belonged to the gang, that

he waited there only to give them an intelligence, and shared in the

money they took, the jury found him guilty.

While he lay under conviction, he did his utmost to understand what was

necessary for him to do in order to salvation. He applied himself with

the utmost diligence to praying God to instruct him and enlighten his

understanding, that he might be able to improve by his sufferings and

reap a benefit from the chastisements of his Maker. In this frame of

mind he continued with great steadiness and calmness till the time of

his execution, at which he showed some fear and confusion, as the sight

of such a death is apt to create even in the stoutest and best prepared

breast. This Joseph Middleton, at the time of his exit, was in about the

fortieth year of his age.

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