The Life of JOHN JONES, a Pickpocket

There is not, perhaps, a greater misfortune to young people than that

too great tenderness and compassion with which they are treated in their

youth, and those hopes of amendment which their relations flatter

themselves with as they grow up. If they could suffer themselves to be

guided by experience, they would quickly find that sagacious minds do

but increase in wickedness as they increase in years. Timely services,

therefore, and proper restraints are the only methods with which such

persons are to be treated, for minds disposed to such gross impurities

as those which lead to such wickednesses or are rendered capital by Law,

are seldom to be prevailed on by gentleness, or admonitions unseconded

by harsher means. I am very far from being an advocate for great

severities towards young people, but I confess in cases like these, I

think they are as necessary as amputations, where the distemper has

spread so far that no cure is to be hoped for by any other means. If the

relations of John Jones had known and practised these methods, it is

highly probable he had escaped the suffering and the shame of that

ignominious death to which, after a long persisting in his crimes, he at

last came.

[Illustration: A PRISONER UNDER PRESSURE IN NEWGATE

Accused men who refused to plead to their indictment might be pressed to

death. Edward Burnworth carried 424 lb. on his chest for an hour and

three minutes before he consented to plead

_(From the Newgate Calendar)_]

This malefactor was born in the parish of St. Andrew's, Holborn, of

parents in tolerable circumstances, who, while a boy, indulged him in

all his little humours from a wise expectation of their dropping from

him all at once when he grew up. But this expectation not succeeding, as

it must be owned there was no great probability it should, they were

then for persuading him to settle in business. That he might do this

with less reluctancy they were so kind as to put him out upon liking to

three or four trades; but it happening unluckily that there was work to

be done in all of them, Jones could not be brought to go apprentice to

any, but idled on amongst his companions, without ever thinking of

applying himself to any business whatever. His relations sent him to

sea, another odd academy to learn honesty at, and on his return from

thence, and refusing to go any more, his relations refused to support

him any longer.

Jack was very melancholy on this score, and having but eighteenpence in

the world when he received the comfortable message of his never being to

expect a farthing more from his friends, he went out to take a walk in

Hyde Park to divert his melancholy, when he ruminated on what he was to

do next for a livelihood. In the midst of these reflections he espied an

old schoolfellow of his, who used to have the same inclinations with

himself. There had been a great intimacy between them; it was quickly

renewed, and Jack Jones unburdened to him the whole budget of his

sorrows. _And is this all?_ says the young fellow. _Why, I will put you

in a way to ease this in a minute, if you will step along with me to a

house hard by, where I am to meet with some of my acquaintance._ Jones

readily consented, and to a little blind alehouse in a dark lane they

went. The woman of the house received them very kindly, and as soon as

Jack's companion had informed her that he was a newcomer, she conducted

him into a little room, where she entertained him with a good dinner and

a bowl of punch after it. Jack was mightily taken with the courtesy of

his landlady, who promised him he should never want such usage and his

friend would teach him in the evening how to earn it.

Evening came, and out walked the two young men. Jack was put upon

nothing at that time, but to observe how his companion managed. He was a

very dexterous youth, and at seven o'clock prayers picked up, in half an

hour's time, three good handkerchiefs, and a silver snuff-box. Having

this readily shown him the practice, he was no less courteous in

acquainting Jones with the theory of his profession, and two or three

night's work made Jones a very complete workman in their way.

He lived at this rate for some months, until going with his instructor

through King Street, Westminster, and passing by a woman pretty well

dressed, says the other fellow to Jones, _Now mind, Jack, and while

jostle her against the wall, do you whip off her pocket._ Jones

performed tolerably well, though the woman screamed out and people were

thick in the street. He gave the pocket, as soon as he had plucked it

off, to his comrade, but having felt it rather weighty, would trust him

no farther than the first by-alley before they stopped to examine its

contents.

They had scarce found their prize consisted of no more than a small

prayer-book, a needle case, and a silver thimble, when the woman with a

mob at her heels bolted upon them and seized them. Jones had the pocket

in his hand when they laid hold of him, and his associate no sooner

perceived the danger, but he clapped hold of him by the collar and cried

out as loud as any of the mob, _Ay, ay, this is he, good woman, is not

this your pocket?_ By this strategem he escaped, and Jones was left to

feel the whole weight of the punishment which was ready to fall upon

them. He was immediately committed to prison, and the offence being

capital in its nature, he was condemned at the next sessions, and though

he always buoyed himself up with hopes to the contrary, was ordered for

execution. He was dreadfully amazed at death, as being, indeed, very

unfit to die. However, when he found it was inevitable, he began to

prepare for it as well as he was able. His relations now afforded him

some little relief, and after having made as ample a confession as he

was able, he suffered at Tyburn with the two above-mentioned

malefactors, Hawes and Wright, being then but a little above nineteen

years of age.

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