PROFESSION

Government servants are employed to tell one

Why they cannot do what he wants to get done!

Banker is one who sees pounds of flesh in man

But fails to notice the blood that streams within!

Instead of winning the common man's trust

Banker's interest is in interest!

Trade unionist is one who incites labour unrest

And settles it at the cost of Labour and management!

Court is good to conduct sports

But not to settle disputes!

Advocate is he who takes a quarrel to court

And conducts it until the client becomes bankrupt!

Doctor is a person who fights a disease

And conquers it even if patient dies!

Accountant is trained to do a balancing trick,

Lifting the pane of profit counterweighed by black!

Businessman is busy scooping profits to prosper,

With other's money, while his own idling in coffer!

Actors are paid to depict different person

Of the self, with fan and fare, one the stage or screen.

Insurance agent is a pessimist

Who fears his clients will face a holocaust!

Classical musician is a hoarse voiced vocalist

Deals with tunes in detail ignoring meaningful text!

Architects design castles smooching the sky

Which someone builds and some other occupy.

Roll out a rumour, public will carry it;

Float a company, public will finance it!

By public issue companies make money;

Once issued, it's public make all the money!

When companies do manage to issue,

There come many managers to issue!

Pop is a branch of music founded in the West,

Practiced by the hysteric exhibitionist!

The Novelist narrates a short story

In voluminous book, like history!

Fashion model is a sex symbol,

Dressed up to deem undressed overall!

Salesman is who sell

An ass as a horse!

Medical salesmen teach doctor

How drugs to administer!

A TV serial producer is an entity

Capable of stretching a plot to eternity!

Hotelier is playing host

Entertains paying guest!

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