Scene: _A large shed. Some sheepskins hanging up. Irons and pots
for branding sheep, some pitchforks, etc. Tinkers playing cards,_
PAUL RUTTLEDGE _sitting on an upturned basket_.
_Charlie Ward._ Stop that melodeon, now will ye, and we'll have a taste
of the cocks. Paul didn't see them yet what they can do. Where's Tommy?
Where in the earthly world is Tommy the Song?
_Paddy Cockfight._ He's over there in the corner.
_Charlie Ward._ What are you doing there, Tommy?
_Tommy the Song._ Taking a mouthful of prayers, I am.
_Charlie Ward._ Praying! did anyone ever hear the like of that? Pull him
out of the corner.
[PADDY COCKFIGHT _pulls_ TOMMY THE SONG _out of the corner_.
_Charlie Ward._ What is it you were praying for, I would like to know?
_Tommy the Song._ I was praying that we might all soon die.
_Paddy Cockfight._ Die, is it?
_Charlie Ward._ Is it die and all that porter about? Well! you have done
enough praying, go over there and look for the basket. Who was it set
him praying, I wonder? I am thinking it is the first prayer he ever said
in his life.
_Sabina Silver._ It's likely it was Paul. He's after talking to him
through the length of an hour.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Maybe it was. Don't mind him. I said just now that
when we were all dead and in heaven it would be a sort of drunkenness, a
sort of ecstasy. There is a hymn about it, but it is in Latin. "Et calix
meus inebrians quam praeclarus est." How splendid is the cup of my
drunkenness!
_Charlie Ward._ Well, that is a great sort of a hymn. I never thought
there was a hymn like that, I never did.
_Paddy Cockfight._ To think, now, there is a hymn like that. I mustn't
let it slip out of my mind. How splendid is the cup of my drunkenness,
that's it.
_Charlie Ward._ Have you found that old bird of mine?
_Tommy the Song._ [_Who has been searching among the baskets._] Here he
is, in the basket and a lot of things over it.
_Charlie Ward._ Get out that new speckled bird of yours, Paddy, I've
been wanting to see how could he play for a week past.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Where do you get the cocks?
_Paddy Cockfight._ It was a man below Mullingar owned this one. The day
I first seen him I fastened my two eyes on him, he preyed on my mind,
and next night, if I didn't go back every foot of nine miles to put him
in my bag.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Do you pay much for a good fighting cock?
_Sabina Silver._ [_Laughs._] Do you pay much, Paddy?
_Paul Ruttledge._ Perhaps you don't pay anything.
_Sabina Silver._ I think Paddy gets them cheap.
_Charlie Ward._ He gets them cheaper than another man would, anyhow.
_Paddy Cockfight._ He's the best cock I ever saw before or since.
Believe me, I made no mistake when I pitched on him.
_Tommy the Song._ I don't care what you think of him. I'll back the red;
it's he has the lively eye.
_Molly the Scold._ Andy Farrell had an old cock, and it bent double like
himself, and all the feathers flittered out of it, but I hold you he'd
leather both your red and your speckled cock together. I tell ye, boys,
that was the cock!
[_Uproarious shouts and yells heard outside._
_Charlie Ward._ Those free drinks of yours, Paul, is playing the devil
with them. Do you hear them now and every roar out of them? They're
putting the cocks astray. [_He takes out a cock._] Sure they think it's
thunder.
_Molly the Scold._ There's not a man of them outside there now but would
be ready to knock down his own brother.
_Tommy the Song._ He wouldn't know him to knock him down. They're all
blind. I never saw the like of it.
_Paul Ruttledge._ You in here stood it better than that.
_Charlie Ward._ When those common men drink it's what they fall down.
They haven't the heads. They're not like us that have to keep heads and
heels on us.
_Paddy Cockfight._ It's well we kept them out of this, or they'd be
lying on the floor now, and there'd be no place for my poor bird to show
himself off. Look at him now! Isn't he the beauty! [_Takes out the
cock._
_Charlie Ward._ Now boys, settle the place, put over those barrels out
of that. [_They push barrels into a row at back._] Paul, you sit on the
bin the way you'll get a good view.
[_A loud knock at the door. An authoritative voice outside._
_Voice._ Open this door.
_Paddy Cockfight._ That's Green, the Removable; I know his voice well!
_Charlie Ward._ Clear away, boys. Back with those cocks. There, throw
that sack over the baskets. Quick, will ye!
_Colonel Lawley._ [_Outside._] Open this door at once.
_Mr. Green._ [_Outside._] I insist on this door being opened.
_Molly the Scold._ What do they want at all? I wish we didn't come into
a place with no back door to it.
_Paul Ruttledge._ There's nothing to be afraid of. Open the door,
Charlie. [CHARLIE WARD _opens the door_.
* * * * *
_Enter_ MR. GREEN, COLONEL LAWLEY, MR. DOWLER, MR. JOYCE, MR. ALGIE
_and_ THOMAS RUTTLEDGE.
_Paddy Cockfight._ All J.P.'s; I have looked at every one of them from
the dock!
_Mr. Green._ Mr. Ruttledge, this is very sad.
_Mr. Joyce._ This is a disgraceful business, Paul; the whole countryside
is demoralized. There is not a man who has come to sensible years who is
not drunk.
_Mr. Dowler._ This is a flagrant violation of all propriety. Society is
shaken to its roots. My own servants have been led astray by the free
drinks that are being given in the village. My butler, who has been with
me for seven years, has not been seen for the last two days.
_Paul Ruttledge._ I am sure you will echo Mr. Dowler, Algie.
_Mr. Algie._ Indeed I do. I endorse his sentiments completely. There has
not been a stroke of work done for the last week. The hay is lying in
ridges where it has been cut, there is not a man to be found to water
the cattle. It is impossible to get as much as a horse shod in the
village.
_Paul Ruttledge._ I think you have something to say, Colonel Lawley?
_Colonel Lawley._ I have undoubtedly. I want to know when law and order
are to be re-established. The police have been quite unable to cope with
the disorder. Some of them have themselves got drunk. If my advice had
been taken the military would have been called in.
_Mr. Green._ The military are not indispensable on occasions like the
present. There are plenty of police coming now. We have wired to Dublin
for them, they will be here by the four o'clock train.
_Paul Ruttledge._ [_Gets down from his bin._] But you have not told me
what you have come here for? Is there anything I can do for you?
_Thomas Ruttledge._ Won't you come home, Paul? The children have been
asking for you, and we don't know what to say.
_Mr. Green._ We have come to request you to go to the public-houses, to
stop the free drinks, to send the people back to their work. As for
those tinkers, the law will deal with them when the police arrive.
_Thomas Ruttledge._ Oh, Paul, why have you upset the place like this?
_Paul Ruttledge._ Well, I wanted to give a little pleasure to my
fellow-creatures.
_Mr. Dowler._ This seems rather a low form of pleasure.
_Paul Ruttledge._ I daresay it seems to you a little violent. But the
poor have very few hours in which to enjoy themselves; they must take
their pleasure raw; they haven't the time to cook it.
_Mr. Algie._ But drunkenness!
_Paul Ruttledge._ [_Putting his hand on the shoulders of two of the
magistrates._] Have we not tried sobriety? Do you like it? I found it
very dull? [_A yell from outside._] There is not one of those people
outside but thinks that he is a king, that he is riding the wind. There
is not one of them that would not hit the world a slap in the face. Some
poet has written that exuberance is beauty, and that the roadway of
excess leads to the palace of wisdom. But I forgot--you do not read the
poets.
_Mr. Dowler._ What we want to know is, are you going to send the people
back to their work?
_Paul Ruttledge._ Oh, work is such a little thing in comparison with
experience. Think what it is to them to have their imagination like a
blazing tar-barrel for a whole week. Work could never bring them such
blessedness as that.
_Mr. Dowler._ Everyone knows there is no more valuable blessing than
work.
_Mr. Algie._ Idleness is the curse of this country.
_Paul Ruttledge._ I am prejudiced, for I have always been an idler.
Doubtless, the poor must work. It was, no doubt, of them you were
speaking. Yet, doesn't the Church say, doesn't it describe heaven as a
place where saints and angels only sing and hold branches and wander
about hand in hand. That must be changed. We must teach the poor to
think work a thing fit for heaven, a blessed thing. I'll tell you what
we'll do, Dowler. Will you subscribe, and you, and you, and we'll send
lecturers about with magic lanterns showing heaven as it should be, the
saints with spades and hammers in their hands and everybody working. The
poor might learn to think more of work then. Will you join in that
scheme, Dowler?
_Mr. Dowler._ I think you'd better leave these subjects alone. It is
obvious you have cut yourself off from both religion and society.
_Mr. Green._ The world could not go on without work.
_Paul Ruttledge._ The world could not go on without work! The world
could not go on without work! I must think about it. [_Gets up on bin._]
Why should the world go on? Perhaps the Christian teacher came to bring
it to an end. Let us send messengers everywhere to tell the people to
stop working, and then the world may come to an end. He spoke of the
world, the flesh, and the devil. Perhaps it would be a good thing to end
these one by one.
_Colonel Lawley._ Come away out of this. He has gone mad.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Ah! I thought that would scare them.
_Mr. Joyce._ I wish, Paul, you would come back and live like a
Christian.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Like a Christian?
_Mr. Joyce._ Come away, there's no use stopping here any longer.
_Paul Ruttledge._ [_Sternly._] Wait, I have something to say to that.
[_To_ CHARLIE WARD.] Do not let anyone leave this place.
[Tinkers _close together at the door_.
_Mr. Green._ [_To_ Tinkers.] This is nonsense. Let me through.
[Tinker _spreads out his arms before him_.
_Paul Ruttledge._ You have come into a different kingdom now; the old
kingdom of the people of the roads, the houseless people. We call
ourselves tinkers, and you are going to put us on our trial if you can.
You call yourselves Christians and we will put you on your trial first.
I will put the world on its trial, and myself of yesterday. [_To a_
Boy.] Run out, Johneen, keep a watch, and tell us when the train is
coming. Sabina, that rope; we will set these gentlemen on those barrels.
[Tinkers _take hold of them_.
_Colonel Lawley._ Keep your hands off me, you drunken scoundrel!
[_Strikes at_ CHARLIE WARD, _but_ Tinkers _seize his arms behind_.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Tie all their hands behind them.
_Mr. Dowler._ We'd better give in, there's no saying how many more of
them there are.
_Mr. Algie._ I'll be quiet, the odds are too great against us.
_Mr. Green._ The police will soon be here; we may as well stay quietly.
_Paddy Cockfight._ Here, give it to me, I'll put a good twist in it.
Don't be afraid, sir, it's not about your neck I'm putting it----. There
now, sit quiet and easy, and you won't feel it at all.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Are all their hands tied? Now then, heave them up on
to the barrels.
[_Slight scuffle, during which all are put on the barrels in a
semicircle._
_Paul Ruttledge._ Ah! yes, you are on my barrels now; last time I saw
you, you were on your own dunghill. Let me see, is there anyone here who
can write?
_Charlie Ward._ Nobody.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Never mind, you can keep count on your fingers. The
rest must sit down and behave themselves as befits a court. They say
they are living like Christians. Let us see.
_Thomas Ruttledge._ Oh, Paul, don't make such a fool of yourself.
_Paul Ruttledge._ The point is not wisdom or folly, but the Christian
life.
_Mr. Dowler._ Don't answer him, Thomas. Let us preserve our dignity.
_Mr. Algie._ Yes, let us keep a dignified attitude--we won't answer
these ruffians at all.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Respect the court! [_Turns to Colonel Lawley._] You
have served your Queen and country in the field, and now you are a
colonel of militia.
_Colonel Lawley._ Well, what is there to be ashamed of in that? Answer
me that, now.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Yet there is an old saying about turning the other
cheek, an old saying, a saying so impossible that the world has never
been able to get it out of its mind. You have helped to enlist men for
the army, I think? Some of them have fought in the late war, and you
have even sent some of your own militia there.
_Colonel Lawley._ If I did I'm proud of it.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Did they think it was a just war?
_Colonel Lawley._ That was not their business. They had taken the
Queen's pay. They would have disgraced themselves if they had not gone.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Is it not the doctrine of your Christian Church, of
your Catholic Church, that he who fights in an unjust war, knowing it to
be unjust, loses his own soul?
_Colonel Lawley._ I should like to know what would happen to the country
if there weren't soldiers to protect it.
_Paul Ruttledge._ We are not discussing the country, we are discussing
the Christian life. Has this gentleman lived the Christian life?
_All the Tinkers._ He has not!
_Paddy Cockfight._ His sergeant tried to enlist me, giving me a
shilling, and I drunk.
_Tommy the Song._ [_Singing._]
She bid me take love easy, as the leaves grow on the tree,
But I, being young and foolish, with her would not agree.
_Charlie Ward._ Stop your mouth, Tommy. This is not your show. [_To_ PAUL
RUTTLEDGE.] Are you going to put a fine on the Colonel? If so I'd like
his cloak.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Now we'll try Mr. Dowler, the rich man. [_Holds up his
fingers in a ring._] Mr. Dowler, could you go through this?
_Mr. Algie._ Don't answer him, Dowler; he's going beyond all bounds.
_Paul Ruttledge._ I was a rich man and I could not, and yet I am
something smaller than a camel, and this is something larger than a
needle's eye.
_Mr. Joyce._ Don't answer this profanity.
_Charlie Ward._ But what about the cloak?
_Paul Ruttledge._ Oh! go and take it.
[CHARLIE WARD _goes and takes cloak off the_ COLONEL.
_Colonel Lawley._ You drunken rascal, I'll see you in the dock for this.
_Mr. Joyce._ You're encouraging robbery now.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Remember the commandment, "Give to him that asketh
thee"; and the hard commandment goes even farther, "Him that taketh thy
cloak forbid not to take thy coat also." [_Holding out his rags._]
Have I not shown you what Mr. Green would call a shining example.
Charlie, ask them all for their coats.
_Charlie Ward._ I will, and their boots, too.
_All the Tinkers._ [_Uproariously._] Give me your coat; I'll have your
boots, etc.
_Mr. Green._ Wait till the police come. I'll turn the tables on you; you
may all expect hard labour for this.
_Paul Ruttledge._ [_To the_ Tinkers.] Stand back, the trial is not over.
Mr. Green, these friends of yours have been convicted of breaking the
doctrine they boast of. They do not love their enemies; they do not give
to every man that asks of them. Some of them, Mr. Dowler, for instance,
lay up treasures upon earth; they ask their goods again of those who
have taken them away. But you, Mr. Green, are the worst of all. They
break the Law of Christ for their own pleasure, but you take pay for
breaking it. When their goods are taken away you condemn the taker; when
they are smitten on one cheek you punish the smiter. You encourage them
in their breaking of the Law of Christ.
_Tommy the Song._ He does, indeed. He gave me two months for snaring
rabbits.
_Paddy Cockfight._ He tried to put a fine on me for a cock I had, and he
took five shillings off Molly for hitting a man.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Your evidence is not wanted. His own words are enough.
[_Stretching out his arms._] Have any of these gentlemen been living the
Christian life?
_All._ They have not.
_Johneen._ [_Coming in._] Ye'd best clear off now. I see the train
coming in to the station.
_Paddy Cockfight._ The police will find plenty to do in the village
before they come to us; that's one good job.
_Paul Ruttledge._ One moment. I have done trying the world I have left.
You have accused me of upsetting order by my free drinks, and I have
showed you that there is a more dreadful fermentation in the Sermon on
the Mount than in my beer-barrels. Christ thought it in the
irresponsibility of His omnipotence. [_Getting from his bin._] Charlie,
give me that cloak. [_He flings it back._
_Charlie Ward._ Aren't you going to punish them anyway?
_Paul Ruttledge._ No, no, from this out I would punish nobody but
myself.
[_Some of the_ Tinkers _have gone out_.
_Charlie Ward._ We'd best be off while we can. Come along, Paul, Sibby's
gone.
[_As they go out_ TOMMY THE SONG _is singing_,
Down by the sally garden my love and I did stand,
And on my leaning shoulder she laid her milk-white hand;
She bade me take love easy, as the leaves grow on the tree,
But I, being young and foolish, with her would not agree.
[_All go out except_ PAUL RUTTLEDGE.
_Paul Ruttledge._ Well, good-bye, Thomas; I don't suppose I'll see you
again. Use all I have; spend it on your children; I'll never want it.
[_To the others._] Will you come and join us? We will find rags for you
all. Perhaps you will give up that dream that is fading from you, and
come among the blind, homeless people; put off the threadbare clothes of
the Apostles and run naked for awhile. [_Is going out._
_Thomas Ruttledge._ You have nothing against me, have you, Paul?
_Paul Ruttledge._ Oh, yes, I have; a little that I have said against all
these, and a worse thing than all, though it is not in the book.
_Thomas Ruttledge._ What is it?
_Paul Ruttledge._ [_Looking back from the threshold._] You have begotten
fools.
CURTAIN.