CHAPTER L

Respect for the memory of Major Dawson of course prevented the immediate

marriage of Edward and Fanny; but the winter months passed cheerfully

away in looking forward to the following autumn which should witness

the completion of their happiness. Though Edward was thus tempted by

the society of the one he loved best in the world, it did not make him

neglect the duties he had undertaken in behalf of Gustavus. Not only did

he prosecute his reading with him regularly, but he took no small pains

in looking after the involved affairs of the family, and strove to make

satisfactory arrangements with those whose claims were gnawing away the

estate to nothing. Though the years of Gusty's minority were but few,

still they would give the estate some breathing-time; and creditors,

seeing the minor backed by a man of character, and convinced a sincere

desire existed to relieve the estate of its encumbrances and pay all

just claims, presented a less threatening front than hitherto, and

listened readily to such terms of accommodation as were proposed

to them. Uncle Robert (for the breaking of whose neck Ratty's pious

aspirations had been raised) behaved very well on the occasion. A loan

from him, and a partial sale of some of the acres, stopped the mouths

of the greedy wolves who fatten on men's ruin, and time and economy were

looked forward to for the discharge of all other debts. Uncle Robert,

having so far acted the friend, was considered entitled to have a

partial voice in the ordering of things at the Hall; and having a notion

that an English accent was genteel, he desired that Gusty and Ratty

should pass a year under the roof of a clergyman in England, who

received a limited number of young gentlemen for the completion of

their education. Gustavus would much rather have remained near Edward

O'Connor, who had already done so much for him; but Edward, though

he regretted parting with Gustavus, recommended him to accede to

his uncle's wishes, though he did not see the necessity of an Irish

gentleman being ashamed of his accent.

The visit to England, however, was postponed till the spring, and the

winter months were used by Gustavus in availing himself as much as he

could of Edward's assistance in putting him through his classics,

his pride prompting him to present himself creditably to the English

clergyman.

It was in vain to plead _such_ pride to Ratty, who paid more attention

to shooting than his lessons. His mother strove to persuade--Ratty

was deaf. His “gran” strove to bribe--Ratty was incorruptible. Gusty

argued--Ratty answered after his own fashion.

“Why won't you learn even a little?”

“I'm to go to that 'English fellow' in spring, and I shall have no fun

then, so I'm making good use of my time now.”

“Do you call it 'good use' to be so dreadfully idle and shamefully

ignorant?”

“Bother!--the less I know, the more the English fellow will have to

teach me, and Uncle Bob will have more worth for his money;” and then

Ratty would whistle a jig, fling a fowling-piece over his shoulder,

and shout “Ponto! Ponto! Ponto!” as he traversed the stable-yard; the

delighted pointer would come bounding at the call, and, after circling

round his young master with agile grace and yelps of glee at the sight

of the gun, dash forward to the well-known “bottoms” in eager expectancy

of ducks and snipe. How fared it all this time with the lord of

Scatterbrain? He became established, for the present, in a house that

had been a long time to let in the neighbourhood, and his mother was

placed at the head of it, and Oonah still remained under his protection,

though the daily sight of the girl added to Andy's grief at the

desperate plight in which his ill-starred marriage placed him, to say

nothing of the constant annoyance of his mother's growling at him for

his making “such a Judy of himself;” for the dowager Lady Scatterbrain

could not get rid of her vocabulary at once. Andy's only resource under

these circumstances was to mount his horse and fly.

As for the dowager Lady Scatterbrain, she had a carriage with “a

picture” on it, as she called the coat of arms, and was fond of driving

past the houses of people who had been uncivil to her. Against Mrs.

Casey (the renowned Matty Dwyer) she entertained an especial spite, in

consideration of her treatment of her beautiful boy and her own pair

of black eyes; so she determined to “pay her off” in her own way, and

stopping one day at the hole in the hedge which served for entrance to

the estate of the “three-cornered field,” she sent the footman in to say

the _dowjer_ Lady Scatter_breen_ wanted to speak with “Casey's wife.”

When the servant, according to instructions, delivered this message, he

was sent back with the answer, “that if any lady wanted to see Casey's

wife, 'Casey's wife,' was at home.”

“Oh, go back, and tell the poor woman I don't want to bring her to the

door of my carriage, if it's inconvaynient. I only wished to give her

a little help; and tell her if she sends up eggs to the big house, Lady

Scatterbreen will pay her for them.”

When the servant delivered this message, Matty grew outrageous at the

means “my lady” took of crowing over her, and rushing to the door, with

her face flushed with rage, roared out, “Tell the old baggage I want

none of her custom; let her lay eggs for herself.”

The servant staggered back in amaze; and Matty, feeling he would not

deliver her message, ran to the hole in the hedge and repeated her

answer to my lady herself, with a great deal more which need not be

recorded. Suffice it to say, my lady thought it necessary to pull up the

glass, against which Matty threw a handful of mud; the servant jumped up

on his perch behind the carriage, which was rapidly driven away by the

coachman, but not so fast that Matty could not, by dint of running, keep

it “within range” for some seconds, during which time she contrived to

pelt both coachman and footman with mud, and leave her mark on their

new livery. This was a salutary warning to the old woman, who was more

cautious in her demonstrations of grandeur for the future. If she was

stinted in the enjoyment of her new-born dignity abroad, she could

indulge it at home without let or hindrance, and to this end asked Andy

to let her have a hundred pounds, in one-pound notes, for a particular

purpose. What this purpose was no one was told or could guess, but for

a good while after she used to be closeted by herself for several hours

during the day.

Andy had his hours of retirement also, for with praiseworthy industry he

strove hard, poor fellow, to lift himself above the state of ignorance,

and had daily attendance from the parish schoolmaster. The mysteries of

“pothooks and hangers” and ABC weighed heavily on the nobleman's mind,

which must have sunk under the burden of scholarship and penmanship,

but for the other “ship”--the horsemanship--which was Andy's daily

self-established reward for his perseverance in his lessons. Besides he

really _could_ ride; and as it was the only accomplishment of which he

was master, it was no wonder he enjoyed the display of it; and, to say

the truth, he did, and that on a first-rate horse too. Having appointed

Murtough Murphy his law-agent, he often rode over to the town to talk

with him, and as Murtough could have some fun and thirteen and fourpence

also per visit, he was always glad to see his “noble friend.” The high

road did not suit Andy's notion of things; he preferred the variety,

shortness, and diversion of going across the country on these occasions;

and in one of these excursions, in the most secluded portion of his

ride, which unavoidably lay through some quarries and deep broken

ground, he met “Ragged Nance,” who held up her finger as he approached

the gorge of this lonely dell, in token that she would speak with him.

Andy pulled up.

“Long life to you, my lord,” said Nance, dropping a deep curtsey, “and

sure I always liked you since the night you was so bowld for the sake

of the poor girl--the young lady, I mane, now, God bless her--and I just

wish to tell you, my lord, that I think you might as well not be going

these lonely ways, for I see _them_ hanging about here betimes, that

maybe it would not be good for your health to meet; and sure, my lord,

it would be a hard case if you were killed now, havin' the luck of the

sick calf that lived all the winther and died in the summer.”

“Is it that big blackguard, _Shan More_, you mane?” said Andy.

“No less,” said Nance--growing deadly pale as she cast a piercing

glance into the dell, and cried, in a low, hurried tone--“Talk of the

divil--and there he is--I see him peep out from behind a rock.”

“He's running this way,” said Andy.

“Then you run the other way,” said Nance; “look there--I see him strive

to hide a blunderbuss under his coat--gallop off, for the love o' God!

or there'll be murther.”

“Maybe there will be that same,” said Andy, “if I leave you here, and

he suspects you gave me the hard word.” [Footnote: “Hard word” implies a

caution.]

“Never mind me,” said Nance, “save yourself--see, he's moving fast,

he'll be near enough to you soon to fire.”

“Get up behind me,” said Andy; “I won't leave you here.”

“Run, I tell you.”

“I won't.”

“God bless you, then,” said the woman, as Andy held out his hand and

gripped hers firmly.

“Put your foot on mine,” said Andy.

The woman obeyed, and was soon seated behind our hero, gripping him fast

by the waist, while he pushed his horse to a fast canter.

“Hold hard now,” said Andy, “for there's a stiff jump here.” As he

approached the ditch of which he spoke, two men sprang up from it, and

one fired, as Andy cleared the leap in good style, Nance holding on

gallantly. The horse was not many strokes on the opposite side, when

another shot was fired in their rear, followed by a scream from

the woman. To Andy's inquiry, if she was “kilt,” she replied in the

negative, but said “they hurt her sore,” and she was “bleeding a power;”

but that she could still hold on, however, and urged him to speed. The

clearance of one or two more leaps gave her grievous pain; but a large

common soon opened before them, which was skirted by a road leading

directly to a farm-house, where Andy left the wounded woman, and then

galloped off for medical aid; this soon arrived, and the wound was found

not to be dangerous, though painful. The bullet had struck and pierced

a tin vessel of a bottle form, in which Nance carried the liquid

gratuities of the charitable, and this not only deadened the force of

the ball, but glanced it also; and the escapement of the butter-milk,

which the vessel contained, Nance had mistaken for the effusion of her

own blood. It was a clear case, however, that if Nance had not been

sitting behind Andy, Lord Scatterbrain would have been a dead man, so

that his gratitude and gallantry towards the poor beggar woman proved

the means of preserving his own life.

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