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I think it occurred to him then that I might be pointing something at

him--not knowing that my deadliest weapon was a silver fork. For he slid

inside the room with his back against the wall. And there we stood,

backed against opposite corners, staring into the darkness, and I, for

one, totally unable to speak. Finally, he said: "I think it will end

right here."

"I--I don't know what you mean," I quavered, for I was plainly expected

to say something. There was another total silence, which I learned

afterward was inability on _his_ part to speak. Then----

"By Jove!" he exclaimed; and then again, under his breath: "By Jove!"

(That assured me somewhat. "By Jove" is so largely a gentleman's

exclamation. If he had said "Blow me," which is English lower class, or

"Shiver my timbers," I know I should have shivered mine. But "By Jove"

gave me courage.)

He fumbled for and lighted a match then, and took a step forward. We had

a ghastly glimpse of each other before the match went out, and I saw he

was _in tweeds and knickers_, and had one of Daphne's sandwiches in his

left hand. He saw the candle then and, stepping forward, he lighted it

where it stood on the chair. And when he had lighted it and put it on

the table he actually smiled across it.

"I am not sure yet that I am awake," he said easily. "Please don't

disappear. The sandwich seems real enough, but that's the way in dreams.

You find something delectable and wake up before you taste it. You see,

the sandwich is gone already."

"You dropped it," I said as calmly as I could.

"Oh," he said, lowering the candle and peering under the table. "Ah,

here it is. So it isn't a dream! You have no idea how many times I have

dreamed I was finding money--sovereigns, you know, and all that--and

wakened at the psychological moment." He put his revolver on the table,

took a bite of the sandwich and stared at me, at my gown, _and then at

my pearls_. I fancied his eyes gleamed.

I did not speak; I was listening with all my might for the car, but I

could hear nothing but the patter of the rain on the flagstones outside.

"I'm afraid I have startled you," he went on, still looking at me with

uncomfortable intentness. "The fact is, I was asleep. I got in through a

window an hour or so ago after a day and a night on the moor. I had no

idea there was anybody here until you brushed past me in the dark."

The moor! Then of course I knew. It had been dawning on me slowly. For

all I could tell, he might have had the Romney under his coat at that

moment. I put my hands to my throat for air because, although he was

smiling and pleasant enough, everybody knows that the bigger the game a

burglar makes a specialty of the more likely he is to look and act like

a gentleman. So, because he seemed to expect me to do something, I

unclasped my collar with shaking fingers and threw it to him across the

table.

"Oh, please take it and go away," I implored him. "It--it isn't

imitation, anyhow, and Daphne says--the Romney was."

"Oh," he said slowly, staring at the pearls, "so Daphne says the Romney

was, eh?"

He ran the collar through his fingers as if his conscience was troubling

him a little. Then, "I wouldn't care to pit my judgment against that of

a lady," he went on without even a word about the collar, "but--I think

your friend Daphne is wrong." His eyes travelled comprehensively to the

silver on the floor.

"If you don't mind," he said whimsically--(this seems the only word,

although--can a burglar be whimsical?)--"I wish you would tell me how

you opened that cupboard door. It was locked an hour ago."

"I dare say it was very unprofessional," I said boldly--for he didn't

show any sign of trying to choke me, and my courage was returning,

"but--I did it with a hairpin."

"Ah!" He was thoughtful. "And--I suppose that is the way you opened the

front entry door, also?"

"No. Violet had a key----" I began. Then I stopped, furious at myself.

He dropped the sandwich again and took a step forward with his eyes

narrowed.

"Violet!" he said.

It seems extraordinary, looking back, to think I could have mistaken him

for a thief when he was something else altogether. But that wasn't the

only mistake I made. I could scream when I remember. He was not at all

like his picture, and because I hadn't recognised him as Basil Harcourt,

who hated The Cause, I had lost quantities of valuable time.

One thinks quickly in emergencies, and women have one advantage over

men. They can think very hard while they are talking about an entirely

different subject. His next question gave me a cue. He came forward and

leaned on the table, near the candle. I could see he was not very old

after all--not nearly so old as I had expected.

"I know it isn't my affair at all," he began, half smiling, "but--I am

under the impression that the Hall has been closed for some years. And

yet--I find a young woman here alone, surrounded by--er--dust and

decay. It's a sort of reversed Sleeping Beauty and the Prince. _You_

should have been asleep. As you say, it isn't my affair, but--what in

the world brought you here?"

(When I told this afterward Poppy said: "It sounds exactly like him, of

course.")

"I came to steal the silver," I said brazenly.

That was my plan, you see. If he would only take me away and give me in

charge he would be safely out of the way and beyond interfering. And the

next morning, when everything was over, I would tell my real name and be

released, and everything would be over. Something had to be done at

once, for, as Daphne said, "to kidnap the Prime Minister would be a

_coup d'état_, but to try to do it and fail would be low comedy."

When I said I was stealing the silver, which was certainly not worth

five guineas, Mr. Harcourt took a step back and caught hold of a chair.

"Really!" he said. And then: "But what in the world did you intend doing

with it?--if you don't mind the question."

This was unexpected, but I rose to the occasion.

"Melt it," I declared. I thought this was inspired. Don't they always

melt down stolen silver?

"By Jove!" he exclaimed. "You _are_ experienced!" Then he sat down

suddenly in the chair and coughed very hard into his handkerchief. But

he made no move to arrest me.

"Aren't you going to give me in charge?" I asked in alarm, for time was

flying. He put away his handkerchief.

"Wouldn't that be a horrible thing for me to do?" he asked gravely.

"Perhaps it's your first offence, you know, although I doubt that. You

seem so capable. And if I let you go you may reform. Take my word for

it, there's nothing to a life of crime. I suppose you--er--appropriated

the string of pearls that are not imitation?"

This was unexpected.

"It is mine, honestly mine, Mr. Harcourt," I began. He glanced at me

when I called him by name. Then he took the collar out and looked at it.

"I shall advertise it," he said judicially and slid it back into his

pocket. "If the owner offers a reward I will see that you get it--minus

the newspaper costs, of course."

Then--we both heard it at the same moment--there came the throb of the

machine down the drive. He raised his eyebrows and glanced at me. "More

people after the silver, probably," he said, and picked up the candle. I

slipped after him to the entrance hall.

Just inside the door, with a cordial smile of greeting fading into a

blank, stood a middle-aged English gentleman, rather florid, with a

drooping, sandy moustache and thinnish hair. When he saw me the ghost of

the smile returned.

"I am sure I beg your pardon. A--a thousand apologies. That

cursed--hem--the chauffeur has made a beastly mistake. I was led to

believe--I--that is----"

He was staring at me. Then his eye struck the banner across the hall,

with "Votes for Women" on it, and from there it travelled to Mr.

Harcourt. He had grown visibly paler. He put a hand to his tweed

travelling-cap, gave it a jerk and, turning without warning, he

disappeared through the entry into the storm. I caught Mr. Harcourt by

the arm as he was about to follow, muttering savagely.

"Oh, he's going to run away," I wailed. "And he will take pneumonia or

something like that, and die! I told Daphne how it would be!" Mr.

Harcourt ran down the steps. "Sir George! Sir George!" I called

desperately into the darkness from the doorway. There was no answer, but

Mr. Harcourt stopped and glanced back from the drive.

"Sir George!" he exclaimed. "What do you mean?"

"It's the Prime Minister," I called desperately, "and if you care

anything at all about Violet--but, of course, you don't--oh, do find him

and bring him back!"

(Nothing but the excitement of the occasion would have made me mention

Violet to him. I was sorry on the instant, for Mother knew a man once

who had a fainting spell every time he heard his divorced wife's name,

and the only way they could revive him was by sprinkling him with lilac

water, which had been her favourite perfume. Very romantic, I think. But

there was nothing but rain to sprinkle on Mr. Harcourt, even if he had

taken a fit, which he didn't.)

Instead, he turned on his heel and started down the drive. Sir George

had disappeared, and the engine of the motor car had given a final throb

and died in the distance. Sounds of feet splashing through mud and water

came back to me.

For ten minutes I cowered on that miserable settee, with "Votes for

Women" over my head. And I remembered America, and the way I was always

sheltered there, and nobody even thinking of kidnapping the Cabinet. The

President being the whole thing anyhow and always guarded by secret

service men. And besides, imagine abducting nine men! Or is it seven?

After eternities I heard voices outside and Mr. Harcourt appeared, half

leading, half coaxing Sir George. He had him by the arm. The Prime

Minister was oozing mud and he was very pale.

"Terrible!" he was saying. "Unbelievable! Is there anything they won't

do!" Then he caught a glimpse of the seven chairs and the gavel on the

drawing-room table, and tried to bolt again. But the entry door was

closed.

"Now, then," Mr. Harcourt said to me disagreeably. "Tell us what you

know about this thing. It isn't an accident, I presume?"

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