A STAGE-COACH STORY.

The following is told by Thomas H. Nelson, of Terre Haute, Indiana, who

was appointed minister to Chili by Lincoln:

Judge Abram Hammond, afterwards Governor of Indiana, and myself arranged

to go from Terre Haute to Indianapolis in a stage-coach.

As we stepped in we discovered that the entire back seat was occupied

by a long, lank individual, whose head seemed to protrude from one end of

the coach and his feet from the other. He was the sole occupant, and was

sleeping soundly. Hammond slapped him familiarly on the shoulder, and

asked him if he had chartered the coach that day.

“Certainly not,” and he at once took the front seat, politely giving

us the place of honor and comfort. An odd-looking fellow he was, with

a twenty-five cent hat, without vest or cravat. Regarding him as a good

subject for merriment, we perpetrated several jokes.

He took them all with utmost innocence and good nature, and joined in

the laugh, although at his own expense.

After an astounding display of wordy pyrotechnics, the dazed and

bewildered stranger asked, “What will be the upshot of this comet

business?”

Late in the evening we reached Indianapolis, and hurried to Browning’s

hotel, losing sight of the stranger altogether.

We retired to our room to brush our clothes. In a few minutes I

descended to the portico, and there descried our long, gloomy fellow

traveler in the center of an admiring group of lawyers, among whom were

Judges McLean and Huntington, Albert S. White, and Richard W. Thompson,

who seemed to be amused and interested in a story he was telling. I

inquired of Browning, the landlord, who he was. “Abraham Lincoln, of

Illinois, a member of Congress,” was his response.

I was thunderstruck at the announcement. I hastened upstairs and told

Hammond the startling news, and together we emerged from the hotel by

a back door, and went down an alley to another house, thus avoiding

further contact with our distinguished fellow traveler.

Years afterward, when the President-elect was on his way to Washington,

I was in the same hotel looking over the distinguished party, when a

long arm reached to my shoulder, and a shrill voice exclaimed, “Hello,

Nelson! do you think, after all, the whole world is going to follow the

darned thing off?” The words were my own in answer to his question in

the stage-coach. The speaker was Abraham Lincoln.

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