A “FREE FOR ALL.”

Lincoln made a political speech at Pappsville, Illinois, when a

candidate for the Legislature the first time. A free-for-all fight began

soon after the opening of the meeting, and Lincoln, noticing one of

his friends about to succumb to the energetic attack of an infuriated

ruffian, edged his way through the crowd, and, seizing the bully by the

neck and the seat of his trousers, threw him, by means of his strength

and long arms, as one witness stoutly insists, “twelve feet away.”

Returning to the stand, and throwing aside his hat, he inaugurated his

campaign with the following brief but pertinent declaration:

“Fellow-citizens, I presume you all know who I am. I am humble Abraham

Lincoln. I have been solicited by many friends to become a candidate for

the Legislature. My politics are short and sweet, like the old woman’s

dance. I am in favor of the national bank; I am in favor of the

internal improvement system and a high protective tariff. These are my

sentiments; if elected, I shall be thankful; if not, it will be all the

same.”

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