NO “SECOND COMING” FOR SPRINGFIELD.

Soon after the opening of Congress in 1861, Mr. Shannon, from

California, made the customary call at the White House. In the

conversation that ensued, Mr Shannon said: “Mr. President, I met an old

friend of yours in California last summer, a Mr. Campbell, who had a

good deal to say of your Springfield life.”

“Ah!” returned Mr. Lincoln, “I am glad to hear of him. Campbell used

to be a dry fellow in those days,” he continued. “For a time he was

Secretary of State. One day during the legislative vacation, a meek,

cadaverous-looking man, with a white neck-cloth, introduced himself to

him at his office, and, stating that he had been informed that Mr. C.

had the letting of the hall of representatives, he wished to secure

it, if possible, for a course of lectures he desired to deliver in

Springfield.

“‘May I ask,’ said the Secretary, ‘what is to be the subject of your

lectures?’

“‘Certainly,’ was the reply, with a very solemn expression of

countenance. ‘The course I wish to deliver is on the Second Coming of

our Lord.’

“‘It is of no use,’ said C.; ‘if you will take my advice, you will not

waste your time in this city. It is my private opinion that, if the Lord

has been in Springfield once, He will never come the second time!’”

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