HOW WAS THE MILK UPSET?

William G. Greene, an old-time friend of Lincoln, was a student at

Illinois College, and one summer brought home with him, on a vacation,

Richard Yates (afterwards Governor of Illinois) and some other boys,

and, in order to entertain them, took them up to see Lincoln.

He found him in his usual position and at his usual occupation--flat on

his back, on a cellar door, reading a newspaper. This was the manner in

which a President of the United States and a Governor of Illinois became

acquainted with each other.

Greene says Lincoln repeated the whole of Burns, and a large quantity of

Shakespeare for the entertainment of the college boys, and, in return,

was invited to dine with them on bread and milk. How he managed to upset

his bowl of milk is not a matter of history, but the fact is that he

did so, as is the further fact that Greene’s mother, who loved

Lincoln, tried to smooth over the accident and relieve the young man’s

embarrassment.

“PULLED FODDER” FOR A BOOK.

Once “Abe” borrowed Weems’ “Life of Washington” from Joseph Crawford, a

neighbor. “Abe” devoured it; read it and re-read it, and when asleep put

it by him between the logs of the wall. One night a rain storm wet it

through and ruined it.

“I’ve no money,” said “Abe,” when reporting the disaster to Crawford,

“but I’ll work it out.”

“All right,” was Crawford’s response; “you pull fodder for three days,

an’ the book is your’n.”

“Abe” pulled the fodder, but he never forgave Crawford for putting so

much work upon him. He never lost an opportunity to crack a joke at his

expense, and the name “Blue-nose Crawford” “Abe” applied to him stuck to

him throughout his life.

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