TOM CORWINS’S LATEST STORY.

One of Mr. Lincoln’s warm friends was Dr. Robert Boal, of Lacon,

Illinois. Telling of a visit he paid to the White House soon after Mr.

Lincoln’s inauguration, he said: “I found him the same Lincoln as a

struggling lawyer and politician that I did in Washington as President

of the United States, yet there was a dignity and self-possession about

him in his high official authority. I paid him a second call in the

evening. He had thrown off his reserve somewhat, and would walk up and

down the room with his hands to his sides and laugh at the joke he was

telling, or at one that was told to him. I remember one story he told to

me on this occasion.

“Tom Corwin, of Ohio, had been down to Alexandria, Va., that day and

had come back and told Lincoln a story which pleased him so much that

he broke out in a hearty laugh and said: ‘I must tell you Tom Corwin’s

latest. Tom met an old man at Alexandria who knew George Washington, and

he told Tom that George Washington often swore. Now, Corwin’s father had

always held the father of our country up as a faultless person and told

his son to follow in his footsteps.

“‘“Well,” said Corwin, “when I heard that George Washington was addicted

to the vices and infirmities of man, I felt so relieved that I just

shouted for joy.”’”

“CATCH ‘EM AND CHEAT ‘EM.”

The lawyers on the circuit traveled by Lincoln got together one night

and tried him on the charge of accepting fees which tended to lower

the established rates. It was the understood rule that a lawyer should

accept all the client could be induced to pay. The tribunal was known as

“The Ogmathorial Court.”

Ward Lamon, his law partner at the time, tells about it:

“Lincoln was found guilty and fined for his awful crime against the

pockets of his brethren of the bar. The fine he paid with great good

humor, and then kept the crowd of lawyers in uproarious laughter until

after midnight.

“He persisted in his revolt, however, declaring that with his consent

his firm should never during its life, or after its dissolution, deserve

the reputation enjoyed by those shining lights of the profession, ‘Catch

‘em and Cheat ‘em.’”

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