ANGELS COULDN’T SWEAR IT RIGHT.

The President was once speaking about an attack made on him by the

Congressional Committee on the Conduct of the War for a certain alleged

blunder in the Southwest--the matter involved being one which had

fallen directly under the observation of the army officer to whom he was

talking, who possessed official evidence completely upsetting all the

conclusions of the Committee.

“Might it not be well for me,” queried the officer, “to set this matter

right in a letter to some paper, stating the facts as they actually

transpired?”

“Oh, no,” replied the President, “at least, not now. If I were to try to

read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as

well be closed for any other business. I do the very best I know how the

very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so until the end. If the

end brings me out all right, what is said against me won’t amount to

anything. If the end brings me out wrong, ten thousand angels swearing I

was right would make no difference.”

“MUST GO, AND GO TO STAY.”

Ward Hill Lamon was President Lincoln’s Cerberus, his watch dog,

guardian, friend, companion and confidant. Some days before Lincoln’s

departure for Washington to be inaugurated, he wrote to Lamon at

Bloomington, that he desired to see him at once. He went to Springfield,

and Lincoln said:

“Hill, on the 11th I go to Washington, and I want you to go along with

me. Our friends have already asked me to send you as Consul to Paris.

You know I would cheerfully give you anything for which our friends may

ask or which you may desire, but it looks as if we might have war.

“In that case I want you with me. In fact, I must have you. So get

yourself ready and come along. It will be handy to have you around. If

there is to be a fight, I want you to help me to do my share of it, as

you have done in times past. You must go, and go to stay.”

This is Lamon’s version of it.

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