PRESIDENT NOMINATED FIRST.

The day of Lincoln’s second nomination for the Presidency he forgot

all about the Republican National Convention, sitting at Baltimore,

and wandered over to the War Department. While there, a telegram came

announcing the nomination of Johnson as Vice-President.

“What,” said Lincoln to the operator, “do they nominate a Vice-President

before they do a President?”

“Why,” replied the astonished official, “have you not heard of your own

nomination? It was sent to the White House two hours ago.”

“It is all right,” replied the President; “I shall probably find it on

my return.”

“THEM GILLITEENS.”

The illustrated newspapers of the United States and England had a good

deal of fun, not only with President Lincoln, but the latter’s Cabinet

officers and military commanders as well. It was said by these

funny publications that the President had set up a guillotine in his

“back-yard,” where all those who offended were beheaded with both

neatness, and despatch. “Harper’s Weekly” of January 3rd, 1863,

contained a cartoon labeled “Those Guillotines; a Little Incident at the

White House,” the personages figuring in the “incident” being Secretary

of War Stanton and a Union general who had been unfortunate enough to

lose a battle to the Confederates. Beneath the cartoon was the following

dialogue:

SERVANT: “If ye plase, sir, them Gilliteens has arrove.” MR. LINCOLN:

“All right, Michael. Now, gentlemen, will you be kind enough to step out

in the back-yard?”

The hair and whiskers of Secretary of War Stanton are ruffled and awry,

and his features are not calm and undisturbed, indicating that he has

an idea of what’s the matter in that back-yard; the countenance of the

officer in the rear of the Secretary of War wears rather an anxious, or

worried, look, and his hair isn’t combed smoothly, either.

President Lincoln’s frequent changes among army commanders--before

he found Grant, Sherman and Sheridan--afforded an opportunity the

caricaturists did not neglect, and some very clever cartoons were the

consequence.

“CONSIDER THE SYMPATHY OF LINCOLN.”

Consider the sympathy of Abraham Lincoln. Do you know the story of

William Scott, private? He was a boy from a Vermont farm.

There had been a long march, and the night succeeding it he had stood on

picket. The next day there had been another long march, and that night

William Scott had volunteered to stand guard in the place of a sick

comrade who had been drawn for the duty.

It was too much for William Scott. He was too tired. He had been found

sleeping on his beat.

The army was at Chain Bridge. It was in a dangerous neighborhood.

Discipline must be kept.

William Scott was apprehended, tried by court-martial, sentenced to

be shot. News of the case was carried to Lincoln. William Scott was a

prisoner in his tent, expecting to be shot next day.

But the flaps of his tent were parted, and Lincoln stood before him.

Scott said:

“The President was the kindest man I had ever seen; I knew him at once

by a Lincoln medal I had long worn.

“I was scared at first, for I had never before talked with a great man;

but Mr. Lincoln was so easy with me, so gentle, that I soon forgot my

fright.

“He asked me all about the people at home, the neighbors, the farm, and

where I went to school, and who my schoolmates were. Then he asked

me about mother and how she looked; and I was glad I could take her

photograph from my bosom and show it to him.

“He said how thankful I ought to be that my mother still lived, and how,

if he were in my place, he would try to make her a proud mother, and

never cause her a sorrow or a tear.

“I cannot remember it all, but every word was so kind.

“He had said nothing yet about that dreadful next morning; I thought it

must be that he was so kind-hearted that he didn’t like to speak of it.

“But why did he say so much about my mother, and my not causing her a

sorrow or a tear, when I knew that I must die the next morning?

“But I supposed that was something that would have to go unexplained;

and so I determined to brace up and tell him that I did not feel a bit

guilty, and ask him wouldn’t he fix it so that the firing party would

not be from our regiment.

“That was going to be the hardest of all--to die by the hands of my

comrades.

“Just as I was going to ask him this favor, he stood up, and he says to

me:

“‘My boy, stand up here and look me in the face.’

“I did as he bade me.

“‘My boy,’ he said, ‘you are not going to be shot to-morrow. I believe

you when you tell me that you could not keep awake.

“‘I am going to trust you, and send you back to your regiment.

“‘But I have been put to a good deal of trouble on your account.

“‘I have had to come up here from Washington when I have got a great

deal to do; and what I want to know is, how are you going to pay my

bill?’

“There was a big lump in my throat; I could scarcely speak. I had

expected to die, you see, and had kind of got used to thinking that way.

“To have it all changed in a minute! But I got it crowded down, and

managed to say:

“‘I am grateful, Mr. Lincoln! I hope I am as grateful as ever a man can

be to you for saving my life.

“‘But it comes upon me sudden and unexpected like. I didn’t lay out for

it at all; but there is some way to pay you, and I will find it after a

little.

“‘There is the bounty in the savings bank; I guess we could borrow some

money on the mortgage of the farm.’

“‘There was my pay was something, and if he would wait until pay-day

I was sure the boys would help; so I thought we could make it up if it

wasn’t more than five or six hundred dollars.

“‘But it is a great deal more than that,’ he said.

“Then I said I didn’t just see how, but I was sure I would find some

way--if I lived.

“Then Mr. Lincoln put his hands on my shoulders, and looked into my face

as if he was sorry, and said; “‘My boy, my bill is a very large one.

Your friends cannot pay it, nor your bounty, nor the farm, nor all your

comrades!

“‘There is only one man in all the world who can pay it, and his name is

William Scott!

“‘If from this day William Scott does his duty, so that, if I was there

when he comes to die, he can look me in the face as he does now, and

say, I have kept my promise, and I have done my duty as a soldier, then

my debt will be paid.

“‘Will you make that promise and try to keep it?”

The promise was given. Thenceforward there never was such a soldier as

William Scott.

This is the record of the end. It was after one of the awful battles of

the Peninsula. He was shot all to pieces. He said:

“Boys, I shall never see another battle. I supposed this would be my

last. I haven’t much to say.

“You all know what you can tell them at home about me.

“I have tried to do the right thing! If any of you ever have the chance

I wish you would tell President Lincoln that I have never forgotten the

kind words he said to me at the Chain Bridge; that I have tried to be a

good soldier and true to the flag; that I should have paid my whole

debt to him if I had lived; and that now, when I know that I am dying,

I think of his kind face, and thank him again, because he gave me the

chance to fall like a soldier in battle, and not like a coward, by the

hands of my comrades.”

What wonder that Secretary Stanton said, as he gazed upon the tall form

and kindly face as he lay there, smitten down by the assassin’s bullet,

“There lies the most perfect ruler of men who ever lived.”

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