CONSCRIPTING DEAD MEN.

Mr. Lincoln being found fault with for making another “call,” said that

if the country required it, he would continue to do so until the matter

stood as described by a Western provost marshal, who says:

“I listened a short time since to a butternut-clad individual, who

succeeded in making good his escape, expatiate most eloquently on

the rigidness with which the conscription was enforced south of the

Tennessee River. His response to a question propounded by a citizen ran

somewhat in this wise:

“‘Do they conscript close over the river?’

“‘Stranger, I should think they did! They take every man who hasn’t been

dead more than two days!’

“If this is correct, the Confederacy has at least a ghost of a chance

left.”

And of another, a Methodist minister in Kansas, living on a small

salary, who was greatly troubled to get his quarterly instalment. He at

last told the non-paying trustees that he must have his money, as he was

suffering for the necessaries of life.

“Money!” replied the trustees; “you preach for money? We thought you

preached for the good of souls!”

“Souls!” responded the reverend; “I can’t eat souls; and if I could it

would take a thousand such as yours to make a meal!”

“That soul is the point, sir,” said the President.

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