SLEEP STANDING UP.

McClellan was a thorn in Lincoln’s side--“always up in the air,” as

the President put it--and yet he hesitated to remove him. “The Young

Napoleon” was a good organizer, but no fighter. Lincoln sent him

everything necessary in the way of men, ammunition, artillery and

equipments, but he was forever unready.

Instead of making a forward movement at the time expected, he would

notify the President that he must have more men. These were given him as

rapidly as possible, and then would come a demand for more horses, more

this and that, usually winding up with a demand for still “more men.”

Lincoln bore it all in patience for a long time, but one day, when he

had received another request for more men, he made a vigorous protest.

“If I gave McClellan all the men he asks for,” said the President, “they

couldn’t find room to lie down. They’d have to sleep standing up.”

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