WANTED STANTON SPANKED.

Old Dennis Hanks was sent to Washington at one time by persons

interested in securing the release from jail of several men accused of

being copperheads. It was thought Old Dennis might have some influence

with the President.

The latter heard Dennis’ story and then said: “I will send for Mr.

Stanton. It is his business.”

Secretary Stanton came into the room, stormed up and down, and said the

men ought to be punished more than they were. Mr. Lincoln sat quietly in

his chair and waited for the tempest to subside, and then quietly said

to Stanton he would like to have the papers next day.

When he had gone, Dennis said:

“‘Abe,’ if I was as big and as ugly as you are, I would take him over my

knee and spank him.”

The President replied: “No, Stanton is an able and valuable man for this

Nation, and I am glad to bear his anger for the service he can give the

Nation.”

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