READY FOR “BUTCHER-DAY.”

Leonard Swett told this eminently characteristic story:

“I remember one day being in his room when Lincoln was sitting at his

table with a large pile of papers before him, and after a pleasant talk

he turned quite abruptly and said: ‘Get out of the way, Swett; to-morrow

is butcher-day, and I must go through these papers and see if I cannot

find some excuse to let these poor fellows off.’

“The pile of papers he had were the records of courts-martial of men who

on the following day were to be shot.”

“THE BAD BIRD AND THE MUDSILL.”

It took quite a long time, as well as the lives of thousands of men, to

say nothing of the cost in money, to take Richmond, the Capital City of

the Confederacy. In this cartoon, taken from “Frank Leslie’s Illustrated

Newspaper,” of February 21, 1863, Jeff Davis is sitting upon the

Secession eggs in the “Richmond” nest, smiling down upon President

Lincoln, who is up to his waist in the Mud of Difficulties.

The President finally waded through the morass, in which he had become

immersed, got to the tree, climbed its trunk, reached the limb, upon

which the “bad bird” had built its nest, threw the mother out, destroyed

the eggs of Secession and then took the nest away with him, leaving the

“bad bird” without any home at all.

The “bad bird” had its laugh first, but the last laugh belonged to the

“mudsill,” as the cartoonist was pleased to call the President of the

United States. It is true that the President got his clothes and hat all

covered with mud, but as the job was a dirty one, as well as one that

had to be done, the President didn’t care. He was able to get another

suit of clothes, as well as another hat, but the “bad bird” couldn’t,

and didn’t, get another nest.

The laugh was on the “bad bird” after all.

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