COULDN’T LET GO THE HOG.

When Governor Curtin of Pennsylvania described the terrible butchery at

the battle of Fredericksburg, Mr. Lincoln was almost broken-hearted.

The Governor regretted that his description had so sadly affected the

President. He remarked: “I would give all I possess to know how to

rescue you from this terrible war.” Then Mr. Lincoln’s wonderful

recuperative powers asserted themselves and this marvelous man was

himself.

Lincoln’s whole aspect suddenly changed, and he relieved his mind by

telling a story.

“This reminds me, Governor,” he said, “of an old farmer out in Illinois

that I used to know.

“He took it into his head to go into hog-raising. He sent out to Europe

and imported the finest breed of hogs he could buy.

“The prize hog was put in a pen, and the farmer’s two mischievous boys,

James and John, were told to be sure not to let it out. But James, the

worst of the two, let the brute out the next day. The hog went straight

for the boys, and drove John up a tree, then the hog went for the seat

of James’ trousers, and the only way the boy could save himself was by

holding on to the hog’s tail.

“The hog would not give up his hunt, nor the boy his hold! After they

had made a good many circles around the tree, the boy’s courage began to

give out, and he shouted to his brother, ‘I say, John, come down, quick,

and help me let go this hog!’

“Now, Governor, that is exactly my case. I wish some one would come and

help me to let the hog go.”

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