NO KIND TO GET TO HEAVEN ON.

Two ladies from Tennessee called at the White House one day and begged

Mr. Lincoln to release their husbands, who were rebel prisoners at

Johnson’s Island. One of the fair petitioners urged as a reason for the

liberation of her husband that he was a very religious man, and rang the

changes on this pious plea.

“Madam,” said Mr. Lincoln, “you say your husband is a religious man.

Perhaps I am not a good judge of such matters, but in my opinion the

religion that makes men rebel and fight against their government is not

the genuine article; nor is the religion the right sort which reconciles

them to the idea of eating their bread in the sweat of other men’s

faces. It is not the kind to get to heaven on.”

Later, however, the order of release was made, President Lincoln

remarking, with impressive solemnity, that he would expect the ladies

to subdue the rebellious spirit of their husbands, and to that end he

thought it would be well to reform their religion. “True patriotism,”

said he, “is better than the wrong kind of piety.”

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