COLD MOLASSES WAS SWIFTER.

“Old Pap,” as the soldiers called General George H. Thomas, was

aggravatingly slow at a time when the President wanted him to “get

a move on”; in fact, the gallant “Rock of Chickamauga” was evidently

entered in a snail-race.

“Some of my generals are so slow,” regretfully remarked Lincoln one day,

“that molasses in the coldest days of winter is a race horse compared to

them.

“They’re brave enough, but somehow or other they get fastened in a fence

corner, and can’t figure their way out.”

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