MR. BULL DIDN’T GET HIS COTTON.

Because of the blockade, by the Union fleets, of the Southern cotton

ports, England was deprived of her supply of cotton, and scores of

thousands of British operatives were thrown out of employment by the

closing of the cotton mills at Manchester and other cities in Great

Britain. England (John Bull) felt so badly about this that the British

wanted to go to war on account of it, but when the United States eagle

ruffled up its wings the English thought over the business and concluded

not to fight.

“Harper’s Weekly” of May 16th, 1863, contained the cartoon we reproduce,

which shows John Bull as manifesting much anxiety regarding the cotton

he had bought from the Southern planters, but which the latter could not

deliver. Beneath the cartoon is this bit of dialogue between John

Bull and President Lincoln: MR. BULL (confiding creature): “Hi want my

cotton, bought at fi’pence a pound.”

MR. LINCOLN: “Don’t know anything about it, my dear sir. Your friends,

the rebels, are burning all the cotton they can find, and I confiscate

the rest. Good-morning, John!”

As President Lincoln has a big fifteen-inch gun at his side, the black

muzzle of which is pressed tightly against Mr. Bull’s waistcoat, the

President, to all appearances, has the best of the argument “by a long

shot.” Anyhow, Mr. Bull had nothing more to say, but gave the cotton

matter up as a bad piece of business, and pocketed the loss.

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