EASIER TO EMPTY THE POTOMAC.

An officer of low volunteer rank persisted in telling and re-telling his

troubles to the President on a summer afternoon when Lincoln was tired

and careworn.

After listening patiently, he finally turned upon the man, and, looking

wearily out upon the broad Potomac in the distance, said in a peremptory

tone that ended the interview:

“Now, my man, go away, go away. I cannot meddle in your case. I could as

easily bail out the Potomac River with a teaspoon as attend to all the

details of the army.”

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