SAFE AS LONG AS THEY WERE GOOD.

At the celebrated Peace Conference, whereat there was much “pow-wow”

and no result, President Lincoln, in response to certain remarks by the

Confederate commissioners, commented with some severity upon the conduct

of the Confederate leaders, saying they had plainly forfeited all right

to immunity from punishment for their treason.

Being positive and unequivocal in stating his views concerning

individual treason, his words were of ominous import. There was a pause,

during which Commissioner Hunter regarded the speaker with a steady,

searching look. At length, carefully measuring his words, Mr. Hunter

said:

“Then, Mr. President, if we understand you correctly, you think that

we of the Confederacy have committed treason; are traitors to your

Government; have forfeited our rights, and are proper subjects for the

hangman. Is not that about what your words imply?”

“Yes,” replied President Lincoln, “you have stated the proposition

better than I did. That is about the size of it!”

Another pause, and a painful one succeeded, and then Hunter, with a

pleasant smile remarked:

“Well, Mr. Lincoln, we have about concluded that we shall not be hanged

as long as you are President--if we behave ourselves.”

And Hunter meant what he said.

“SMELT NO ROYALTY IN OUR CARRIAGE.”

On one occasion, in going to meet an appointment in the southern part of

the Sucker State--that section of Illinois called Egypt--Lincoln, with

other friends, was traveling in the “caboose” of a freight train, when

the freight was switched off the main track to allow a special train to

pass.

Lincoln’s more aristocratic rival (Stephen A. Douglas) was being

conveyed to the same town in this special. The passing train was

decorated with banners and flags, and carried a band of music, which was

playing “Hail to the Chief.”

As the train whistled past, Lincoln broke out in a fit of laughter, and

said: “Boys, the gentleman in that car evidently smelt no royalty in our

carriage.”

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