A REALLY GREAT GENERAL.

“Do you know General A--?” queried the President one day to a friend who

had “dropped in” at the White House.

“Certainly; but you are not wasting any time thinking about him, are

you?” was the rejoinder.

“You wrong him,” responded the President, “he is a really great man, a

philosopher.”

“How do you make that out? He isn’t worth the powder and ball necessary

to kill him so I have heard military men say,” the friend remarked.

“He is a mighty thinker,” the President returned, “because he has

mastered that ancient and wise admonition, ‘Know thyself;’ he has formed

an intimate acquaintance with himself, knows as well for what he is

fitted and unfitted as any man living. Without doubt he is a remarkable

man. This War has not produced another like him.”

“How is it you are so highly pleased with General A---- all at once?”

“For the reason,” replied Mr. Lincoln, with a merry twinkle of the

eye, “greatly to my relief, and to the interests of the country, he has

resigned. The country should express its gratitude in some substantial

way.”

“SHRUNK UP NORTH.”

There was no member of the Cabinet from the South when Attorney-General

Bates handed in his resignation, and President Lincoln had a great deal

of trouble in making a selection. Finally Titian F. Coffey consented to

fill the vacant place for a time, and did so until the appointment of

Mr. Speed.

In conversation with Mr. Coffey the President quaintly remarked:

“My Cabinet has shrunk up North, and I must find a Southern man. I

suppose if the twelve Apostles were to be chosen nowadays, the shrieks

of locality would have to be heeded.”

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