NOISE LIKE A TURNIP.

“Every man has his own peculiar and particular way of getting at

and doing things,” said President Lincoln one day, “and he is often

criticised because that way is not the one adopted by others. The great

idea is to accomplish what you set out to do. When a man is successful

in whatever he attempts, he has many imitators, and the methods used are

not so closely scrutinized, although no man who is of good intent will

resort to mean, underhanded, scurvy tricks.

“That reminds me of a fellow out in Illinois, who had better luck in

getting prairie chickens than any one in the neighborhood. He had a

rusty old gun no other man dared to handle; he never seemed to exert

himself, being listless and indifferent when out after game, but he

always brought home all the chickens he could carry, while some of

the others, with their finely trained dogs and latest improved

fowling-pieces, came home alone.

“‘How is it, Jake?’ inquired one sportsman, who, although a good shot,

and knew something about hunting, was often unfortunate, ‘that you never

come home without a lot of birds?’

“Jake grinned, half closed his eyes, and replied: ‘Oh, I don’t know that

there’s anything queer about it. I jes’ go ahead an’ git ‘em.’

“‘Yes, I know you do; but how do you do it?’

“‘You’ll tell.’

“‘Honest, Jake, I won’t say a word. Hope to drop dead this minute.’

“‘Never say nothing, if I tell you?’

“‘Cross my heart three times.’

“This reassured Jake, who put his mouth close to the ear of his eager

questioner, and said, in a whisper:

“‘All you got to do is jes’ to hide in a fence corner an’ make a noise

like a turnip. That’ll bring the chickens every time.’”

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