HAD TO WEAR A WOODEN SWORD.

Captain “Abe” Lincoln and his company (in the Black Hawk War) were

without any sort of military knowledge, and both were forced to acquire

such knowledge by attempts at drilling. Which was the more awkward, the

“squad” or the commander, it would have been difficult to decide.

In one of Lincoln’s earliest military problems was involved the process

of getting his company “endwise” through a gate. Finally he shouted,

“This company is dismissed for two minutes, when it will fall in again

on the other side of the gate!”

Lincoln was one of the first of his company to be arraigned for

unmilitary conduct. Contrary to the rules he fired a gun “within the

limits,” and had his sword taken from him. The next infringement of

rules was by some of the men, who stole a quantity of liquor, drank it,

and became unfit for duty, straggling out of the ranks the next day, and

not getting together again until late at night.

For allowing this lawlessness the captain was condemned to wear a wooden

sword for two days. These were merely interesting but trivial incidents

of the campaign. Lincoln was from the very first popular with his men,

although one of them told him to “go to the devil.”

“ABE” STIRRING THE “BLACK” COALS.

Under the caption, “The American Difficulty,” “Punch” printed on May

11th, 1861, the cartoon reproduced here. The following text was placed

beneath the illustration: PRESIDENT ABE: “What a nice White House this

would be, if it were not for the blacks!” It was the idea in England,

and, in fact, in all the countries on the European continent, that

the War of the Rebellion was fought to secure the freedom of the negro

slaves. Such was not the case. The freedom of the slaves was one of

the necessary consequences of the Civil War, but not the cause of that

bloody four years’ conflict. The War was the result of the secession of

the states of the South from the Union, and President “Abe’s” main aim

was to compel the seceding states to resume their places in the Federal

Union of states.

The blacks did not bother President “Abe” in the least as he knew he

would be enabled to give them their freedom when the proper time came.

He had the project of freeing them in his mind long before he issued his

Emancipation Proclamation, the delay in promulgating that document

being due to the fact that he did not wish to estrange the hundreds of

thousands of patriots of the border states who were fighting for the

preservation of the Union, and not for the freedom of the negro slaves.

President “Abe” had patience, and everything came out all right in the

end.

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