HEELS RAN AWAY WITH THEM.

In an argument against the opposite political party at one time during a

campaign, Lincoln said: “My opponent uses a figurative expression to

the effect that ‘the Democrats are vulnerable in the heel, but they are

sound in the heart and head.’ The first branch of the figure--that

is the Democrats are vulnerable in the heel--I admit is not merely

figuratively but literally true. Who that looks but for a moment at

their hundreds of officials scampering away with the public money to

Texas, to Europe, and to every spot of the earth where a villain may

hope to find refuge from justice, can at all doubt that they are most

distressingly affected in their heels with a species of running itch?

“It seems that this malady of their heels operates on the sound-headed

and honest-hearted creatures very much as the cork leg in the comic song

did on its owner, which, when he once got started on it, the more he

tried to stop it, the more it would run away.

“At the hazard of wearing this point threadbare, I will relate

an anecdote the situation calls to my mind, which seems to be too

strikingly in point to be omitted. A witty Irish soldier, who was always

boasting of his bravery when no danger was near, but who invariably

retreated without orders at the first charge of the engagement, being

asked by his captain why he did so, replied, ‘Captain, I have as brave

a heart as Julius Caesar ever had, but somehow or other, whenever danger

approaches, my cowardly legs will run away with it.’

“So with the opposite party--they take the public money into their hands

for the most laudable purpose that wise heads and honest hearts can

dictate; but before they can possibly get it out again, their rascally,

vulnerable heels will run away with them.”

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