MORE LIGHT AND LESS NOISE.

The President was bothered to death by those persons who boisterously

demanded that the War be pushed vigorously; also, those who shouted

their advice and opinions into his weary ears, but who never suggested

anything practical. These fellows were not in the army, nor did they

ever take any interest, in a personal way, in military matters, except

when engaged in dodging drafts.

“That reminds me,” remarked Mr. Lincoln one day, “of a farmer who lost

his way on the Western frontier. Night came on, and the embarrassments

of his position were increased by a furious tempest which suddenly burst

upon him. To add to his discomfort, his horse had given out, leaving him

exposed to all the dangers of the pitiless storm.

“The peals of thunder were terrific, the frequent flashes of lightning

affording the only guide on the road as he resolutely trudged onward,

leading his jaded steed. The earth seemed fairly to tremble beneath him

in the war of elements. One bolt threw him suddenly upon his knees.

“Our traveler was not a prayerful man, but finding himself involuntarily

brought to an attitude of devotion, he addressed himself to the Throne

of Grace in the following prayer for his deliverance:

“‘O God! hear my prayer this time, for Thou knowest it is not often that

I call upon Thee. And, O Lord! if it is all the same to Thee, give us a

little more light and a little less noise.’

“I wish,” the President said, sadly, “there was a stronger disposition

manifested on the part of our civilian warriors to unite in suppressing

the rebellion, and a little less noise as to how and by whom the chief

executive office shall be administered.”

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