HE’D NEED HIS GUN.

When the President, early in the War, was anxious about the defenses

of Washington, he told a story illustrating his feelings in the case.

General Scott, then Commander-in-Chief of the United States Army, had

but 1,500 men, two guns and an old sloop of war, the latter anchored

in the Potomac, with which to protect the National Capital, and the

President was uneasy.

To one of his queries as to the safety of Washington, General Scott had

replied, “It has been ordained, Mr. President, that the city shall not

be captured by the Confederates.”

“But we ought to have more men and guns here,” was the Chief Executive’s

answer. “The Confederates are not such fools as to let a good chance to

capture Washington go by, and even if it has been ordained that the city

is safe, I’d feel easier if it were better protected. All this reminds

me of the old trapper out in the West who had been assured by some ‘city

folks’ who had hired him as a guide that all matters regarding life and

death were prearranged.

“‘It is ordained,’ said one of the party to the old trapper, ‘that you

are to die at a certain time, and no one can kill you before that time.

If you met a thousand Indians, and your death had not been ordained for

that day, you would certainly escape.’

“‘I don’t exactly understand this “ordained” business,’ was the

trapper’s reply. ‘I don’t care to run no risks. I always have my gun

with me, so that if I come across some reds I can feel sure that I won’t

cross the Jordan ‘thout taking some of ‘em with me. Now, for instance,

if I met an Indian in the woods; he drew a bead on me--sayin’, too, that

he wasn’t more’n ten feet away--an’ I didn’t have nothing to protect

myself; say it was as bad as that, the redskin bein’ dead ready to kill

me; now, even if it had been ordained that the Indian (sayin’ he was a

good shot), was to die that very minute, an’ I wasn’t, what would I do

‘thout my gun?’

“There you are,” the President remarked; “even if it has been ordained

that the city of Washington will never be taken by the Southerners, what

would we do in case they made an attack upon the place, without men and

heavy guns?”

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