THE FIRE-EATERS.

Passion for duelling in Ireland—Ancient duel before the judges and law

authorities, &c. &c. at the Castle of Dublin—List of official and

judicial duellists in author’s time—Family weapons described—The

Fire-eaters’ Society—Their chiefs—Elegant institution of the Knights

of Tara—Description of them—Their exhibitions and meetings—The rules

of duelling and points of honour established by the fire-eaters,

called the Thirty-six Commandments—Singular duel between the author

and Mr. Richard Daley, a remarkable duellist and fop—Daley

hit—Author’s second the celebrated Balloon Crosby—His singular

appearance and character.

It may be objected that anecdotes of duelling have more than their due

proportion of space in these sketches, and that no writer should publish

feats of that nature (if feats they can be called), especially when

performed by persons holding grave offices, or by public functionaries.

These are very plausible, rational observations, and are now anticipated

for the purpose of being answered.

It might be considered a sufficient excuse, that these anecdotes refer

to events long past; that they are amusing, and the more so as being

matters of _fact_, (neither romance nor exaggeration,) and so various

that no two of them are at all similar. But a better reason can be

given;—namely, that there is no other species of detail or anecdote

which so clearly illustrates the character, genius, and manners of a

country, as that which exemplifies the distinguishing propensities of

its population for successive ages. Much knowledge of a people will

necessarily be gained by possessing such a series of anecdotes, and by

then going on to trace the decline of such propensities to the progress

of civilization in that class of society where they had been prevalent.

As to the objection founded on the rank or profession of the parties

concerned, it is only necessary to subjoin the following _short_

abstract from a long list of official duellists who have figured away in

my time, and some of them before my eyes.—The number of grave personages

who appear to have adopted the national taste, (though in most instances

it was undoubtedly before their elevation to the bench that they

signalised themselves in single combat,) removes from me all imputation

of pitching upon and exposing an unusual frailty; and I think I may

challenge any country in Europe to show such an assemblage of gallant

_judicial_ and _official_ antagonists at fire and sword as is exhibited

even in the following list.[1]

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Footnote 1:

Single combat was formerly a very prevalent and favourite mode of

_administering justice_ in Ireland; the _letter_ of that law existed

in England; and, not being considered so brutal as bullfights, or

other beastly amusements of that nature, it was legally authorised,

and frequently performed before the high authorities and their ladies,

in the castle-yard of Dublin;—_bishops_, _judges_, and other persons

of high office, generally honouring the spectacle with their presence.

The last exhibition of that nature I have read of was between two

Irish gentlemen, Connor Mac Cormac O’Connor, and Teige Mac Kilpatrick

O’Connor. They fought with broadswords and skeens (large knives), in

the castle of Dublin, in the presence of the archbishop and all the

chief authorities and ladies of rank. They had hewed each other for a

full hour, when Mr. Mac Kilpatrick O’Connor happening to miss his

footing, Mr. Mac Cormac O’Connor began to cut his head off very

expertly with his knife; which, after a good deal of cutting,

struggling, and hacking, he was at length so fortunate as to effect;

and, having got the head clear off the shoulders, he handed it to the

lords justices (who were present), and by whom the head and neck was

most graciously received.

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Earl Clare, Lord Chancellor of Ireland, fought the Master of the

Rolls, the Right Honourable John Philpot Curran, with

twelve-inch pistols.

The Earl of Clonmell, Chief Justice of the King’s Bench, fought

Lord Tyrawly, about his wife, and the Earl Landaff, about his

sister; and others, with sword or pistol, on miscellaneous

subjects.

The Judge of the County of Dublin, Egan, fought the Master of

the Rolls, Roger Barrett,[2] and _three_ others; one with

swords.

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Footnote 2:

On the duel between Judge Egan and Counsellor Roger Barret a

curious incident occurred, of hackneyed celebrity, but very

illustrative of that volatile eccentricity with which the

gravest events were frequently accompanied in that country.

On the combatants taking their ground (secundum

consuetudinem), Roger (who was the _challenger_) immediately

fired without much aim, and missing his antagonist, coolly

said, “Egan, now my honour is satisfied,” and began to walk

away with great stateliness and composure.

The judge, however, (who had not fired,) cried aloud, “Hulloa,

Roger—hulloa!—stop—stop, Roger; come back here; stay till I

take a _shot_ at your _honour_!”

Roger obeyed; and with the same composure cried out, “Very

well, fire away, Jack.”

Egan presented, and seemed by his motions determined to finish

Roger:—at length he cried out, “Pho! pho! I won’t humour you,

by G—d! I wouldn’t be _bothered_ shooting you, Roger!—so now

you may go to the devil your own road; or _shake hands_,

whichever you like best.”

The finale may be anticipated. This circumstance is truly

Irish; it took place on the site of Donnybrook fair, and some

hundreds of _amateurs_ were present.

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The Chancellor of the Exchequer, the Right Honourable Isaac

Corry, fought the Right Honourable Henry Grattan, a privy

counsellor, and the chancellor was hit. He also exchanged shots

or thrusts with _two_ other gentlemen.

A baron of the exchequer, Baron Medge, fought his brother-in-law

and _two_ others—a hit.

The Chief Justice, C. P., Lord Norbury, fought Fire-eater

Fitzgerald, and _two_ other gentlemen, muzzle to muzzle, and

frightened Napper Tandy and several besides: one hit

only.—Napper was near being hanged for _running away_!

The Judge of the Prerogative Court, Doctor Duigenan, fought

_one_ barrister and frightened _another_ on the ground.—The

latter case a very curious one.

The First Counsel to the Revenue, Henry Deane Grady, Esq., K.

C., fought Counsellor O’Maher, Counsellor Campbell, and

others:—very stout work.

The Right Honourable the Master of the Rolls fought Lord

Buckinghamshire, (Chief Secretary, &c.) because he would not

dismiss an official person.

The Provost of the University of Dublin, the Right Honourable

Hely Hutchinson, fought Mr. Doyle, master in Chancery: they went

to the plains of Minden to fight!

N.B. The spirit of the Hutchinson family was proverbial, and

their good nature was no less so.

The Chief Justice C. P. Patterson fought _three_ country

gentlemen, one of them with swords, another with guns, and

wounded _all_ of them.

The Right Honourable George Ogle, the Orange chieftain, a privy

counsellor, fought Barny Coyle, a whiskey distiller, because he

was a _papist_.—They fired eight shots without stop or stay, and

no hit occurred: but Mr. Ogle’s second broke his own arm by

tumbling into a potatoe-trench.

Sir Harding Gifford, late Chief Justice of Ceylon, fought the

rebel General Bagenal Harvey at a place called the Scalp, near

Dublin. The Chief Justice received a severe, but very _odd_

wound.—He eventually, however, suffered no important injury.

Counsellor Dan O’Connell fought the Orange chieftain, who had

been _halloo’d_ at him by the corporation. The champion of

Protestant ascendancy never rose to fight again.

The Collector of the Customs of Dublin, the Honourable Francis

Hutchinson, fought the Right Honourable Lord Mountnorris:—a hit.

_Cum multis aliis quæ nunc enumerare longum est._

The reader of this dignified list (which, as I have said, is only a

_very_ short abridgment[3]) will surely see no great indecorum in an

Admiralty Judge having now and then, when required so to do, exchanged

_broadsides_, more especially as they did not militate against the law

of nations, and no _ghost_ was the consequence.

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Footnote 3:

Two hundred and twenty-seven memorable duels have actually been fought

during my grand climacteric.

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However, it must be owned that there were occasionally _peaceable_ and

_forgiving_ instances among the barristers.—A brave, thrice-proven, but

certainly capricious individual, Mr. Curran, was whipped by a very

_savage_ nobleman, Lord Clanmorris; and another eminent barrister was

_said_ to have had his eye saluted by a messenger from a gentleman’s

lips in the body of the House of Commons.—Yet both those little

_incivilities_ were arranged very amicably, and without the aid of any

deadly weapon whatsoever, I suppose for _variety’s_ sake. But the people

of Dublin used to observe, that a _judgment_ came upon Counsellor

O’Callaghan, for having kept his friend, Mr. Curran, _quiet_ in the

horse-whipping affair, inasmuch as his own brains were literally

scattered about the ground by a Galway attorney very soon after he had

turned pacificator.

To speak after the manner of a _Bulletin_:—“In my time, the number of

killed and wounded among the bar was very considerable.—The other

learned professions suffered much less.”

It is nearly incredible what a singular passion the Irish gentlemen

(though in general excellent-tempered fellows) formerly had for fighting

each other and immediately becoming friends again. A duel was indeed

considered a necessary piece of a young man’s _education_, but by no

means a ground for any future animosity with his opponent:—on the

contrary, proving the bravery of both, it only cemented their

friendship.

One of the most humane men existing, an intimate friend of mine, and a

prominent and benevolent public character, but who (as the expression

then was) had frequently played both “hilt to hilt” and “muzzle to

muzzle,” in desperate rencontres, was heard endeavouring to keep a

little son of his quiet who was crying for something:—“Come, now, do be

a good boy! Come, now,” said my friend, “don’t cry, and I’ll give you a

case of nice little _pistols_ to-morrow. Come, now, don’t cry, and we’ll

shoot them all in the morning.”—“Oh, yes! yes! papa! we’ll _shoot them

all_ in the morning!” responded the child, drying his little eyes and

delighted at the notion.

I have heard Sir Charles Ormsby, who affected to be a wit, though at

best but a humourist and _gourmand_, liken the story of my friend and

his son to a butcher at Nenagh, who in a similar manner wanted to keep

_his_ son from crying, and effectually stopped his tears by

saying,—“Come, now, be a good boy! don’t cry, and you shall _kill a

lamb_ to-morrow! now, won’t you be good?”—“Oh yes, yes,” said the child,

sobbing; “Father, is the _lamb ready_?”

Within my recollection, this national relish for fighting was nearly

universal,—originating (I think) in the spirit and habits of former

times. When men had a glowing ambition to excel in all manner of feats

and exercises, as their forefathers had done, they naturally conceived

that single combat in an _honest_ way (that is, not knowing _which_

would be perforated) was the most chivalrous and gentlemanly of all

possible accomplishments; and this idea gave rise to an assiduous

cultivation of personal tactics, and dictated _laws_ for carrying them

into execution with regularity, honour, and dispatch, among the nobility

and gentry of that punctilious nation.

About the year 1777, _Fire-eating_ was in great repute in Ireland. No

young fellow could _finish his education_ till he had exchanged shots

with some of his friends or acquaintances. The first questions asked as

to a young man’s respectability and qualifications (particularly when he

proposed for a lady-wife) were, “What family is he of?”—“Did he ever

_blaze_?”—His _fortune_ was then the last inquiry; because the reply was

seldom satisfactory.

Tipperary and Galway were the ablest schools of the duelling science.

Galway was most scientific at the sword: Tipperary most practical and

prized at the pistol: Mayo not amiss at either: Roscommon and Sligo had

many professors and a high reputation in the leaden branch of the

pastime.

When I was at the university, Jemmy Keogh, _Buck English_,[4] Cosey

Harrison, Crowe Ryan, Reddy Long, Amby Bodkin, Squire Fulton, Squire

Blake, Amby Fitzgerald, Terry Magrath, and some others, were supposed to

understand the _points of honour_ better than any men in Ireland, and

were constantly referred to.—Terry Magrath especially was counted a very

good opinion.

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Footnote 4:

The celebrated Buck English was expelled for killing by foul play, and

had like to be hanged. The “Fire-eaters” _outlawed_ him.—Foul play was

never known to occur in that society—save in this instance. English

was saved, on his trial, by _one_ juror holding out against his

_eleven_ brethren:—however, as they could not agree, Baron Hamilton

ordered them all to be packed in turf kishes, conveyed on cars to the

boundary of the county, twenty-seven miles off, and there discharged

on foot. At the ensuing assizes all the witnesses against English were

duly disposed of—none appeared—and he was acquitted of course.

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In the North, the Fallons and the Fentons were the first hands at it;

and most counties could then boast their regular _point-of-honour_ men.

The late chief justice of the common pleas was supposed to understand

_the thing_ as well as any gentleman in Ireland, and was frequently

referred to by the high circles.

In truth, these oracles were in general gentlemen of good connexions[5]

and most respectable families, otherwise nobody would either fight or

consult them.

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Footnote 5:

There was an association in the year 1782, (a volunteer corps) which

was called the “Independent Light Horse.” They were not confined to

one district, and none could be admitted but the younger brothers of

the most respectable families. They were all both “hilt and muzzle

adepts;”—and, that no member might set himself up as greater than

another, every individual of the corps was obliged, on entering, to

give his honour “that he could cover his fortune with the crown of his

hat, and had exchanged a shot or thrust before he was ballotted for.”

Roscommon and Sligo then furnished some of the finest young fellows

(fire-eaters) I ever saw: their spirit and decorum were equally

admirable, and their honour and liberality conspicuous on all

occasions.

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Every family had then a case of hereditary pistols, which descended as

an heir-loom, together with a long silver-hilted sword, for the use of

their posterity. Our family pistols, denominated _pelters_, were brass

(I believe my second brother has them still): the barrels were very long

and _point-blankers_. They were included in the armoury of our ancient

castle of Ballynakill in the reign of Elizabeth, (the stocks, locks, and

hair-triggers were, however, modern,) and had descended from father to

son from that period: one of them was named “_sweet lips_,” the other

“_the darling_.” The family rapier was called “_skiver the pullet_” by

my grand-uncle, Captain Wheeler Barrington, who had fought with it

repeatedly and run through different parts of their persons several

Scots officers, who had challenged him all at once for some national

reflection. It was a very long, narrow-bladed, straight cut-and-thrust,

as sharp as a razor, with a silver hilt, and a guard of buff leather

inside it. I kept this rapier as a curiosity for some time; but it was

stolen during my absence at Temple.

I knew Jemmy Keogh extremely well, when he was pretty old. He was

considered in the main a _peace-maker_, for he did not like any body to

fight but himself; and it was universally admitted that he never killed

any man who did not well deserve it. He was a plausible, although

black-looking fellow, with remarkably thick, long, curled eyebrows

closing with a tuft over his nose. He spoke deliberately, reasoned well,

and never showed passion. When determined to fight, his brows knit, his

eyes fixed, and (as an antagonist) he cut a very unprepossessing figure.

I never heard that he was wounded. When he tried to _restrain_ his

anger, he set his teeth, kept his tongue a close prisoner, and appeared

like one with a locked jaw. No man was more universally known in

Ireland. He unfortunately shot a _cripple_ in the Phœnix Park, which,

though fair enough, did him great mischief. He was land-agent to Bourke

of Glinsk, to whom he always officiated as second.

At length, so many quarrels arose without sufficiently _dignified_

provocation, and so many things were considered as quarrels _of course_,

which were not quarrels at all,—that the principal fire-eaters of the

South clearly saw disrepute was likely to be thrown both on the science

and its professors, and thought it full time to interfere and arrange

matters upon a proper, steady, rational, and moderate footing; and to

regulate the time, place, and other circumstances of duelling, so as to

govern all Ireland on one principle—thus establishing a uniform,

national code of the _lex pugnandi_; proving, as Hugo Grotius did, that

it was for the benefit of all belligerents to adopt the same

regulations.

In furtherance of this object, a _branch society_ had been formed in

Dublin termed the “Knights of Tara,” which met once a month at the

theatre, Capel-street, gave premiums for fencing, and proceeded in the

most laudably systematic manner. The amount of admission-money was laid

out on silver cups, and given to the best fencers, as prizes, at

quarterly exhibitions of pupils and amateurs.

Fencing with the small-sword is certainly a most beautiful and noble

exercise: its practice confers a fine, bold, manly carriage, a dignified

mien, a firm step, and graceful motion. But, alas! its professors are

now supplanted by contemptible groups of smirking quadrillers with

unweaponed belts, stuffed breasts, and strangled loins!—a set of

squeaking dandies, whose sex may be readily mistaken, or, I should

rather say, is of _no_ consequence.

The theatre of the Knights of Tara, on these occasions, was always

overflowing:—the combatants were dressed in close cambric jackets,

garnished with ribbons, each wearing the favourite colour of his fair

one: bunches of ribbons also dangled at their knees, and roses adorned

their morocco slippers, which had buff soles, to prevent noise in their

lunges. No masks or visors were used as in these more timorous times; on

the contrary, every feature was uncovered, and its inflections all

visible. The ladies appeared in full morning dresses, each handing his

foil to her champion for the day, and their presence animating the

singular exhibition. The prizes were handed to the conquerors by the

fair ones from the stage-boxes, accompanied each with a wreath of

laurel, and a smile then more valued than a hundred victories! The tips

of the foils were blackened, and therefore instantly betrayed the hits

on the cambric jacket, and proclaimed without doubt the successful

combatant. All was decorum, gallantry, spirit, and good temper.

The Knights of Tara also had a select committee to decide on all actual

questions of honour referred to them:—to reconcile differences, if

possible; if not, to adjust the terms and continuance of single combat.

Doubtful points were solved generally on the peaceable side, provided

women were not insulted or defamed; but when that was the case, the

knights were obdurate, and blood must be seen. They were constituted by

ballot, something in the manner of the Jockey Club; but without the

possibility of being dishonourable, or the opportunity of cheating each

other.

This most agreeable and useful association did not last above two or

three years. I cannot tell why it broke up: I rather think, however, the

original fire-eaters thought it frivolous, or did not like their own

ascendancy to be rivalled. It was said that they threatened direct

hostilities against the knights; and I am the more disposed to believe

this, because, soon after, a comprehensive code of the laws and points

of honour was issued from the Southern fire-eaters, with directions that

it should be strictly observed by all gentlemen throughout the kingdom,

and kept in their pistol-cases, that ignorance might never be pleaded.

This code was not circulated in print, but very numerous written copies

were sent to the different county clubs, &c. My father got one for his

sons; and I transcribed most of it on some blank leaves. These rules

brought the whole business of duelling into a focus, and have been much

acted upon down to the present day. They called them in Galway “the

_thirty-six_ commandments.”

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