It is idle to expect every one to know everything in the world without
being told. If we had been brought up in the country we should have
known that it is not done--to hunt the fox in August. But in the
Lewisham Road the most observing boy does not notice the dates when it
is proper to hunt foxes.
And there are some things you cannot bear to think that anybody would
think you would do; that is why I wish to say plainly at the very
beginning that none of us would have shot a fox on purpose even to save
our skins. Of course, if a man were at bay in a cave, and had to defend
girls from the simulaerous attack of a herd of savage foxes it would be
different. A man is bound to protect girls and take care of them--they
can jolly well take care of themselves really it seems to me--still,
this is what Albert's uncle calls one of the "rules of the game," so we
are bound to defend them and fight for them to the death, if needful.
Denny knows a quotation which says:
"What dire offence from harmless causes springs,
What mighty contests rise from trefoil things."
He says this means that all great events come from three
things--three-fold, like the clover or trefoil, and the causes are
always harmless. Trefoil is short for three-fold.
There were certainty three things that led up to the adventure which is
now going to be told you. The first was our Indian uncle coming down to
the country to see us. The second was Denny's tooth. The third was only
our wanting to go hunting; but if you count it in it makes the thing
about the trefoil come right. And all these causes were harmless.
It is a flattering thing to say, and it was not Oswald who said it, but
Dora. She said she was certain our uncle missed us, and that he felt he
could no longer live without seeing his dear ones (that was us).
Anyway, he came down, without warning, which is one of the few bad
habits that excellent Indian man has, and this habit has ended in
unpleasantness more than once, as when we played Jungles.
However, this time it was all right. He came on rather a dull kind of
day, when no one had thought of anything particularly amusing to do. So
that, as it happened to be dinner-time and we had just washed our hands
and faces, we were all spotlessly clean (compared with what we are
sometimes, I mean, of course).
We were just sitting down to dinner, and Albert's uncle was just
plunging the knife into the hot heart of the steak pudding, when there
was the rumble of wheels, and the station fly stopped at the garden
gate. And in the fly, sitting very upright, with his hands on his knees,
was our Indian relative so much beloved. He looked very smart, with a
rose in his buttonhole. How different from what he looked in other days
when he helped us to pretend that our currant pudding was a wild boar we
were killing with our forks. Yet, though tidier, his heart still beat
kind and true. You should not judge people harshly because their clothes
are tidy. He had dinner with us, and then we showed him round the place,
and told him everything we thought he would like to hear, and about the
Tower of Mystery, and he said:
"It makes my blood boil to think of it."
Noel said he was sorry for that, because everyone else we had told it to
had owned, when we asked them, that it froze their blood.
"Ah," said the Uncle, "but in India we learn how to freeze our blood and
boil it at the same time."
In those hot longitudes, perhaps, the blood is always near boiling
point, which accounts for Indian tempers, though not for the curry and
pepper they eat. But I must not wander; there is no curry at all in this
story. About temper I will not say.
The Uncle let us all go with him to the station when the fly came back
for him; and when we said good-bye he tipped us all half a quid, without
any insidious distinctions about age or considering whether you were a
boy or a girl. Our Indian uncle is a true-born Briton, with no nonsense
about him.
We cheered him like one man as the train went off, and then we offered
the fly-driver a shilling to take us back to the four cross-roads, and
the grateful creature did it for nothing because, he said, the gent had
tipped him something like. How scarce is true gratitude! So we cheered
the driver too for this rare virtue, and then went home to talk about
what we should do with our money.
I cannot tell you all that we did with it, because money melts away
"like snow-wreaths in thaw-jean," as Denny says, and somehow the more
you have the more quickly it melts. We all went into Maidstone, and came
back with the most beautiful lot of brown paper parcels, with things
inside that supplied long-felt wants. But none of them belong to this
narration, except what Oswald and Denny clubbed to buy.
This was a pistol, and it took all the money they both had, but when
Oswald felt the uncomfortable inside sensation that reminds you who it
is and his money that are soon parted he said to himself:
"I don't care. We ought to have a pistol in the house, and one that will
go off, too--not those rotten flint-locks. Suppose there should be
burglars and us totally unarmed?"
We took it in turns to have the pistol, and we decided always to
practise with it far from the house, so as not to frighten the
grown-ups, who are always much nervouser about firearms than we are.
It was Denny's idea getting it; and Oswald owns it surprised him, but
the boy was much changed in his character. We got it while the others
were grubbing at the pastry-cook's in the High Street, and we said
nothing till after tea, though it was hard not to fire at the birds on
the telegraph wires as we came home in the train.
After tea we called a council in the straw-loft, and Oswald said:
"Denny and I have got a secret."
"I know what it is," Dicky said, contemptibly. "You've found out that
shop in Maidstone where peppermint rock is four ounces a penny. H. O.
and I found it out before you did."
Oswald said, "You shut up. If you don't want to hear the secret you'd
better bunk. I'm going to administer the secret oath."
This is a very solemn oath, and only used about real things, and never
for pretending ones, so Dicky said:
"Oh, all right; go ahead! I thought you were only rotting."
So they all took the secret oath. Noel made it up long before, when he
had found the first thrush's nest we ever saw in the Blackheath garden:
"I will not tell, I will not reveal,
I will not touch, or try to steal;
And may I be called a beastly sneak,
If this great secret I ever repeat."
It is a little wrong about the poetry, but it is a very binding promise.
They all repeated it, down to H. O.
"Now then," Dicky said, "what's up?"
Oswald, in proud silence, drew the pistol from his breast and held it
out, and there was a murmur of awful amazement and respect from every
one of the council. The pistol was not loaded, so we let even the girls
have it to look at.