CHAPTER XXVI

THE HOUSE PARTY IN CAMP

"Roughing it" in the fashionable world (on the Atlantic coast) is rather

suggestive of the dairymaid playing of Marie Antoinette; the "rough" part

being mostly "picturesque effect" with little taste of actual discomfort.

Often, of course, the "roughing it" is real, especially west of the

Mississippi (and sometimes in the East too); so real that it has no place

in a book of etiquette at all. In the following picture of a fashionable

"camping party" it should perhaps be added, that not only the Worldlys but

most of the women really _think_ they are "roughing it."

At the same time there is nothing that a genuine dependent upon luxury

resents more than to be told he is dependent. It is he who has but newly

learned the comforts of living who protests his inability to endure

discomfort.

The very same people therefore who went a short time before to Great

Estates, women who arrived with their maids and luggage containing

personal equipment of amazing perfection and unlimited quantity (to say

nothing of jewels worth a king's ransom), and men who usually travel with

their own man-servants and every variety of raiment and paraphernalia, on

being invited to "rough it" with the Kindharts at Mountain Summit Camp,

are the very ones who most promptly and enthusiastically telegraph their

delighted acceptance. At a certain party a few years ago, the only person

who declined was a young woman of so little "position" that she was quite

offended that Mrs. Kindhart should suppose her able to endure discomfort

such as her invitation implied.

This year the Worldlys, the Normans, the Lovejoys, the "Bobo" Gildings,

the Littlehouses, Constance Style, Jim Smartlington and his bride, Clubwin

Doe and young Struthers make up the party. No one declined, not even the

Worldlys, though there is a fly in the amber of their perfect

satisfaction. Mrs. Kindhart wrote "not to bring a maid." Mrs. Worldly is

very much disturbed, because she cannot do her hair herself. Mr. Worldly

is even more perturbed at the thought of going without his valet. He has

never in the twenty years since he left college been twenty-four hours

away from Ernest. He knows perfectly well that Ernest is not expected. But

he means to take him--he will say nothing about it; he can surely find a

place for Ernest to stay somewhere.

The other men all look upon a holiday away from formality (which includes

valeting) as a relief, like the opening of a window in a stuffy room, and

none of the women except Mrs. Worldly would take her maid if she could.

=THE CLOTHES THEY TAKE=

The men all rummage in attics and trunk-rooms for those disreputable

looking articles of wearing apparel dear to all sportsmen; oil soaked

boots, water soaked and sun bleached woolen, corduroy, leather or canvas

garments and hats, each looking too shabby from their wives' (or valet's)

point of view to be offered to a tramp.

Every evening is spent in cleaning guns, rummaging for unprepossessing

treasures of shooting and fishing equipment. The women also give thought

to their wardrobes--consisting chiefly in a process of elimination.

Nothing perishable, nothing requiring a maid's help to get into, or to

take care of. Golf clothes are first choice, and any other old country

clothes, skirts and sweaters, and lots of plain shirt waists to go under

the sweaters. An old polo coat and a mackintosh is chosen by each. And for

evenings something "comfortable" and "easy to put on" in the way of a

house gown or ordinary summer "day dress." One or two decide to take tea

gowns in dark color and plainest variety.

All the women who sew or knit take something to "work on" in unoccupied

moments, such as the hours of sitting silent in a canoe while husbands

fish.

Finally the day arrives. Every one meets at the railroad station.

They are all as smart looking as can be, there is no sign of "rough"

clothes anywhere, though nothing in the least like a jewel case or parasol

is to be seen. At the end of somewhere between eight and eighteen hours,

they arrive at a shed which sits at the edge of the single track and is

labelled Dustville Junction, and hurrying down the narrow platform is

their host. Except that his face is clean shaven and his manners perfect,

he might be taken for a tramp. Three far from smart looking teams--two

buckboards and an express wagon--are standing near by. Kindhart welcomes

everyone with enthusiasm--except the now emerging Ernest. For once

Kindhart is nonplussed and he says to Worldly: "This isn't Newport, you

know--of course we can give him a bed somewhere, but this is really no

place for Ernest and there's nothing for him to do!"

Worldly, for the moment at a loss, explains lamely: "I thought he might be

useful--if you could find some corner for him to-night, then we can

see--that's all right, isn't it?"

Kindhart as host can't say anything further except to agree. Everyone is

bundled into the buckboards (except Ernest who goes on top of the luggage

in the express wagon), and a "corduroy" drive of six or eight miles

begins.

=WHAT THE CAMP IS LIKE=

Summit Camp is a collection of wooden shacks like a group of packing cases

dumped in a clearing among the pine trees at the edge of a mountain lake.

Those who have never been there before feel some misgivings, those who

have been there before remember with surprise that they _had_ liked the

place! The men alone are filled with enthusiasm. The only person who is

thoroughly apprehensive of the immediate future is Ernest.

In front of the largest of the shacks, Mrs. Kindhart, surrounded by dogs

and children, waves and hurries forward, beaming. Her enthusiasm is

contagious, the children look blooming. That the "hardship" is not

hurting them, is evident! And when the guests have seen the inside of the

camps most of them are actually as pleased as they look. The biggest

"shack" is a living-room, the one nearest is the dining camp, four or five

smaller ones are sleeping camps for guests and another is the Kindharts'

own.

The "living" camp is nothing but a single room about thirty feet wide and

forty feet long, with an open raftered roof for ceiling. It has windows on

four sides and a big porch built on the southeast corner. There is an

enormous open fireplace, and a floor good enough to dance on. The woodwork

is of rough lumber and has a single coat of leaf-green paint. The shelves

between the uprights are filled with books. All the new novels and

magazines are spread out on a long table. The room is furnished with

Navajo blankets, wicker furniture, steamer chairs, and hammocks are hung

across two of the corners. Two long divan sofas on either side of the

fireplace are the only upholstered pieces of furniture in the whole camp,

except the mattresses on the beds.

The guest camps are separate shacks, each one set back on a platform,

leaving a porch in front. Inside they vary in size; most have two, some

have four rooms, but each is merely one pointed-roofed space. The front

part has a fireplace and is furnished as a sitting-room, the rear half is

partitioned into two or more cubicles, like box-stalls, with partitions

about eight feet high and having regular doors. In each of the single

rooms, there is a bed, bureau, washstand, chair, and two shelves about six

or seven feet high, with a calico curtain nailed to the top one and

hanging to the floor, making a hat shelf and clothes closet. The few

"double" rooms are twice the size and have all furniture in duplicate.

There is also a matting or a rag rug on the floor, and that is all!

Each cottage has a bathroom but the hot water supply seems complicated. A

sign says your guide will bring it to you when needed. Mrs. Worldly,

feeling vaguely uncomfortable and hungry, is firmly determined to go home

on the next morning train. Before she has had much time to reflect, Mrs.

Kindhart reports that lunch is nearly ready. Guides come with canisters of

hot water, and everyone goes to dress. Town clothes disappear, and woods

clothes emerge. This by no means makes a dowdy picture. Good sport clothes

never look so well or becoming as when long use has given them an

"accustomed set" characteristic of their wearer. The men put on their

oldest country clothes too. Not their fishing "treasures" to sit at table

with ladies! The treasured articles go on in the early dawn, and the

guides are the only humans (except themselves) supposed worthy to behold

them!

Presently a gong is sounded. The Kindhart children run to the guest houses

to call out that "the gong means dinner is ready!" And "dinner" means

lunch.

=DINING-ROOM DETAILS=

In a short while the very group of people who only ten days before were

being shown to their places in the Worldlys' own tapestry-hung marble

dining-room at Great Estates by a dozen footmen in satin knee breeches,

file into the "dining camp" and take their places at a long pine table,

painted turkey red, on ordinary wooden kitchen chairs, also red! The

floral decoration is of laurel leaves in vases made of preserve jars

covered with birch bark. Glass and china is of the cheapest. But there are

a long centerpiece of hemstitched crash and crash doilies, and there are

"real" napkins, and at each plate a birch bark napkin ring with a number

on it. Mrs. Worldly looks at her napkin ring as though it were an insect.

One or two of the others who have not been there before, look mildly

surprised.

Mrs. Kindhart smiles, "I'm sorry, but I told you it was 'roughing it.' Any

one who prefers innumerable paper napkins to using a washed one twice, is

welcome. But one napkin a day apiece is camp rule!" Mrs. Worldly tries to

look amiable, all the rest succeed.

The food is limited in variety but delicious. There are fresh trout from

the lake and venison steak; both well cooked in every way that can be

devised appear at every meal. All other supplies come in hampers from the

city. The head cook is the Kindharts' own, and so is the butler, with one

of the chauffeurs (when home) to help him wait on table. They wear

"liveries," evolved by Mrs. Kindhart, of gray flannel trousers, green

flannel blazers, very light gray flannel shirts, black ties, and

moccasins!

The table service, since there are only two to wait on twenty including

the children, is necessarily somewhat "farmer style"; ice, tea, rolls,

butter, marmalade, cake, fruit, are all on the table, so that people may

help themselves.

=THE AMUSEMENTS OFFERED=

After luncheon Kindhart points out a dozen guides who are waiting at the

boat-house to take anyone who wants to be paddled or to sail or to go out

into the woods. There is a small swimming pool which can be warmed

artificially. Those who like it cold swim in the lake. All the men

disappear in groups or singly with a guide. The women go with their

husbands, or two together, with a guide. Should any not want to go out,

she can take to one of the hammocks, or a divan in the living-room, and a

book.

At first sight, this hospitality seems inadequate, but its discomfort is

one of outward appearance only. The food is abundant and delicious,

whether cooked in the house or by the guides in the woods. The beds are

comfortable; there are plenty of warm and good quality, though not white,

blankets. Sheets are flannel or cotton as preferred. Pillow cases are

linen, towels of the "bath" variety because washing can be done by

"natives" near by, but ironing is difficult. Let no one, however, think

that this is a "simple" (by that meaning either easy or inexpensive) form

of entertainment! Imagine the budget! A dozen guides, teams and drivers,

natives to wash and clean and to help the cook; food for two or three

dozen people sent hundreds of miles by express!

It is true that the buildings are of the most primitive, and the

furnishings, too. The bureau drawers do stick, and there is only

"curtained" closet room, and mirrors are few and diminutive, and orders

for hot water have to be given ahead of time, but there is no discomfort,

except bathing in the cold! The huge fire, lighted early every morning by

one of the guides in each guest house, keeps the main part fairly warm but

the temperature of one of the bathrooms on a cold morning is scarcely

welcoming.

=CAMP MANNERS=

People do not "dress" for dinner, that is, not in evening clothes. After

coming in from walking or shooting or fishing, if it is warm they swim in

the pool or have their guides bring them hot water for a bath. Women

change into house gowns of some sort. Men put on flannel trousers, soft

shirts, and flannel or serge sack coats.

In the evening, if it is a beautiful night, every one sits on steamer

chairs wrapt in rugs around the big fire built out doors in front of a

sort of penthouse or windbreak. Or if it is stormy, they sit in front of a

fire, almost as big, in the living-room. Sometimes younger ones pop corn

or roast chestnuts, or perhaps make taffy. Perhaps some one tells a story,

or some one plays and everyone sings. Perhaps one who has "parlor tricks"

amuses the others--but as a rule those who have been all day in the open

are tired and drowsy and want nothing but to stretch out for a while in

front of the big fire and then turn in.

The etiquette of this sort of a party is so apparently lacking that its

inclusion perhaps seems out of place. But it is meant merely as a

"picture" of a phase of fashionable life that is not much exploited, and

to show that well-bred people never deteriorate in manner. Their behavior

is precisely the same whether at Great Estates or in camp. A gentleman may

be in his shirt sleeves actually, but he never gets into shirt sleeves

mentally--he has no inclination to.

To be sure, on the particular party described above, Mrs. Worldly wore a

squirrel fur cap in the evening as well as the daytime; she said it was

because it was so warm and comfortable. It was really because she could

not do her hair!

Perhaps some one asks about Ernest? At the end of two days of aloof and

distasteful idleness, Ernest became quite a human being; invaluable as

baiter of worms for the children's fish-hooks, as extra butler, and did

not scorn even temporary experiments as kitchen-maid. In fact, he proved

the half-hearted recommendation that he "might be useful" so thoroughly

that the first person of all to be especially invited for next year and

future years, was--exactly--Ernest.

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