OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

(_BY MR. PUNCH'S STAFF OF LEARNED CLERKS._)

MR. ARNOLD BENNETT'S new novel, _The Roll Call_ (HUTCHINSON), is

a continuation of the _Clayhanger_ series to the extent that its

hero, _George Cannon_, is the stepson of _Edwin_, who himself makes

a perfunctory appearance at the close of the tale. The scene is,

however, now London, where we watch _George_ winning fame and fortune,

quite in the masterful Five-Towns manner, as an architect. The change

is, I think, beneficial. That quality of unstalable astonishment,

native to Mr. BENNETT's folk, accords better with the complexities

of the wonderful city than to places where it had at times only

indifferent matter upon which to work. But it is noticeable that Mr.

BENNETT can communicate this surprise not only to his characters but

to his readers. There is an enthusiasm, real or apparent, in his art

which, like the beam celestial, "evermore makes all things new," so

that when he tells us, as here, that there are studios in Chelsea

or that the lamps in the Queen's Hall have red shades, these facts

acquire the thrill of sudden and almost startling discovery. I suppose

this to be one reason for the pleasure that I always have in his

books; another is certainly the intense, even passionate sympathy

that he lavishes upon the central character. In the present example

the affairs of _George Cannon_ are shown developing largely under the

stimulus of four women, of whom the least seen is certainly the most

interesting, while _Lois_, the masterful young female whom _George_

marries, promises as a personality more than she fulfils. We conduct

_George's_ fortunes as far as the crisis produced in them by the

War, and leave him contemplating a changed life as a subaltern in

the R.F.A. It is therefore permissible to hope that in a year or

two we may expect the story of his reconstruction. I shall read it

with delight.

* * * * *

_Iron Times with the Guards_ (MURRAY), by an O.E., is emphatically

one of the books which one won't turn out from one's war-book shelf.

It fills in blanks which appear in more ambitious and more orderly

narratives. This particular old Etonian, entering the new Army by way

of the Territorials in the first days of the War, was transferred, in

the March of 1915, to the Coldstreams and was in the fighting line

in April of the same year. A way they had in the Army of those great

days. Details of the routine of training, reported barrack-square

jests and dug-out conversations, vignettes of trench and field,

disquisitions on many strictly relevant and less relevant topics,

reflections of that fine pride in the regiment which marks the best

of soldiers, an occasional more ambitious survey of a battle or a

campaign--all this from a ready but not pretentious pen, guided by a

sound intelligence and some power of observation, makes an admirable

commentary. Our author's narrative carries us to those days of the

great hopes of the Spring of 1917, hopes so tragically deferred.

Perhaps the best thing in an interesting sheaf is the description

of the attack of the Guards Division--as it had become--on the

Transloy-Lesboeufs-Ginchy road, with its glory and its carnage.

* * * * *

It is to be feared that _Battle Days_ (BLACKWOOD), a new work by Mr.

ARTHUR FETTERLESS, author of _Gog_, will lose a good many readers as

the result of the armistice. There are battle stories and battle books

that are not stories that will live far into the piping times of peace

because they are human documents or have the stamp of genius. These

attractions are not present in _Battle Days_, which in truth is rather

a prosy affair, though ambitious withal. It is not fiction in the

ordinary sense. Mr. FETTERLESS essays to conduct the reader through

every phase of a big "Push." Pushes were complicated affairs, and the

author does not spare us many of the complications. And unless the

reader happens to be an ardent militarist he is apt to push off into

slumberland. Cadets should be made to read this book as a matter of

instruction; for, though it lacks the subtle humour that endeared

_Duffer's Drift_ to us, it provides a striking analysis of modern

trench warfare.

* * * * *

_The Curtain of Steel_ (HODDER AND STOUGHTON) is the fourth book which

the author of _In the Northern Mists_ has given us during the War, and

in essentials it is the most valuable of the quartette. For here we

have real history, served, it is true, with some trimmings, but none

the less a true record of the doings of our Grand Fleet since the day

when the "curtain" was lowered. "Nothing," our author says, "nauseates

a naval man so much as the attempt to represent him as a hero or to

theatricalise him and his profession." It behoves me then to choose

my words with the utmost circumspection, and I beg him to forgive my

audacity when I say that, if I were Book-Controller, a copy of _The

Curtain of Steel_ would be in (and out of) the library of every

school in the Empire. I find courage to make this statement because I

see that he does not deny that a part of our "disease of ignorance"

concerning the Senior Service is due to the modesty of Naval men.

If he will please go on correcting that ignorance, and in the same

inspiring style, I wish an even greater access of power to his elbow.

* * * * *

"I am allowed the reputation of a tolerable guide in writing and

style, and I can certainly help you to produce clear English." These

words, written in 1881, are to be found in a letter of GEORGE MEREDITH

to his eldest son. They show how wildly mistaken even the best of us

may be with regard to our own qualities and gifts; for if there is one

thing that MEREDITH could not produce, that thing is clear English.

Mr. S.M. ELLIS agrees with me in this particular point, and has

written _George Meredith: His Life and Friends in Relation to his

Work_ (GRANT RICHARDS) to prove that this is so. The book is a curious

compound. At one moment Mr. ELLIS sets out in detail the Meredithian

genealogy, and shows that MEREDITH was the son and grandson of tailors

and did not relish the relationship; at another moment he describes

MEREDITH'S delightful and exuberantly youthful characteristics as a

friend; and again he shows how badly MEREDITH behaved in regard to his

first wife (though she was much more in fault), and also in regard to

his first son, Arthur. Still the book is extremely interesting and,

though it does not profess to deal in elaborate criticism, it contains

some very shrewd comments on MEREDITH'S work and the reasons that made

his novels so many sealed books to the British public. Here and there

Mr. ELLIS allows himself almost to write a passage or two in the style

of the master. This is one of them: "As he [Maurice Fitzgerald] was

the gourmetic instrument that brought Mrs. Ockenden's art to perfect

expression, he appropriately attained immortalisation jointly with her

at the hands of the friend who had shared with him the joys of that

good woman's superlative cookery in Seaford days."

* * * * *

[Illustration: THE PAY-TABLE. (THE END OF A PERFECT WAR.) "JOHN SMITH,

A.B., THREE POUNDS TEN--IN DEBT."]

* * * * *

"Wanted, half-governess for boy aged nine, girl aged six;

wages £30 per year."--_Morning Post_.

A half-governess is, we suppose, the feminine equivalent of two

quartermasters.

* * * * *

"Lady Nurse, nursery college trained, wanted, under 34;

very experienced babies."--_Provincial Paper_.

Perhaps they will know too much for her.

* * * * *

"Will gentleman, navy mackintosh, who spoke to lady, blue

hat, vicinity Park Station, Tuesday, 6 o'clock, speak again

same time?"--_Liverpool Echo_.

The gentleman will doubtless beg a ride on Mr. H.G. WELLS'S "Time

Machine" in order to get back in time for the appointment.

* * * * *

[Sir WILLIAM BEVERIDGE. K.O.B., has been appointed Permanent

Secretary to the Ministry of Food.]

To skimp its daily bread for beer

Was not this nation's mood;

But now with lightened hearts we hear

That BEVERIDGE turns to Food.

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