NOTES AND QUERIES.
Whether the new-comers would contribute to the harmony of _his_ life,
was troubling Gaston’s mind, when he emerged from his hiding-place
behind the clock, and made a cautious survey of the intruders.
“They don’t look very cruel,” he thought, peeping through the crack of
the parlour door and eyeing them anxiously as they sat round the
tea-table, “still I’m glad that I shall have my tea by myself.”
It certainly was a very happy party that was gathered at Mrs. Busson’s
well-spread board, at which the hostess was presiding, helped by the
very efficient “nursery-maid-in-disguise.”
Mrs. Busson was quite in her element, flitting round the table, and
encouraging her guests to try one dish after the other. But it was hard
work to satisfy their curiosity on a hundred points, as well as their
healthy appetites.
Such a shower of miscellaneous questions assailed her patient ears:
“Has the grass been cut yet?”
“Dear! yes, the mowing machines have been at work all this day in the
long meadow, and there will be plenty of new-mown grass to make hay of
to-morrow.”
“And who’s asking about butterflies? Oh! yes, there’s plenty of them.”
“Ah! but are there any Hipparchia Janira out yet?” asked Andrew.
“Never heard of that kind of creature,” was the reply, whilst Phil
interrupted with, “Oh! he only means an old cabbage-butterfly.”
“That’s all you know,” began Andrew, indignantly, “but I’ll tell--”
“There, there,” broke in Mrs. Busson’s soothing tones, “if you did say
the name wrong, it’s no wonder, but there’s abundance of butterflies of
all sorts to be had here, that I do know, so I wouldn’t worry my poor
little head about the name of any particular one,” she added, in
blissful unconsciousness of Andrew’s disgust at her misplaced
consideration and of the other boys’ keen delight thereat.
Meanwhile, Diana, who liked to have a finger in every pie, was eagerly
enquiring as to the day for cheese-making.
“Oh! that’ll be the day after to-morrow, and the next day there’ll be a
grand jam-boiling. The girls are gathering the gooseberries already.”
“And what is it you want to know, my dear?”--this to Marygold.
“Will the bees be swarming soon?” enquired that small person.
“Well, that I can’t say for certain; we’ve had a fairish number already,
but maybe there’ll be a swarm yet, and then you shall make bee-music,
that you shall, to your heart’s content.”
“And--and--” asked Hubert, who between his struggles with a huge bit of
cake and attempts to make himself heard was as scarlet as a field poppy,
“is there a nice little pond, where I can catch fish with nice pinky
wriggling worms?”
“Yes, bless his dear little soul, there’s a pond to be sure, and perhaps
just a fish or two in it,” replied Mrs. Busson, proceeding to empty half
a pot of blackberry jam on to Hubert’s plate. “Well, and what is it you
are going to ask?” she added to Phoena, who had hardly eaten any of the
good cheer as yet; but though she was so silent, her small white face,
with its starry eyes, had been full of thought.
“I want to know, please, are there any glow-worms about here?” she
asked.
“Bound to be some soon, if there are none yet,” was the reply, “I’ve
seen many a one down on the bank in the water-meadow of a summer’s
evening, when the twilight’s wearing through.”
“Oh!” burst from Phoena, her face all aglow, but Andrew cut her short.
“What do you know about glow-worms?” he asked, in a tone of unmitigated
contempt, “what’s the Latin name for them?”
“She doesn’t know, and she doesn’t want to know,” cried Jack, “so you
can keep your mouldy old Latin for yourself.”
“Or talk it to Dragon,” put in Di, whose tongue had unfortunately a
rather sharp point, “for it’s only _dog_-latin, so Phil says.”
Without condescending to note this last insult, Andrew resumed his
attack on Phoena.
“You had better leave glow-worms--in fact, all insects--alone,” he
remarked, “until you’ve learnt something about them. When I’ve time, I
can teach you a lot about them; in the meanwhile, you may carry my
insect boxes for me when I go on my entomological expeditions.”
“There, if you young gentlemen want to hunt _insecks_,” broke in Mrs.
Busson, who felt that the atmosphere was becoming rather storm-laden, “I
do wish you’d hunt the garden slugs, they’re just _ruinating_ all our
green-stuff.”
“Oh! we’ll ruinate them,” cried the schoolboys, but Andrew added, “They
are, of course, most destructive garden pests. Now I wonder if any of
you know how many teeth a garden slug has.”
“Never had the pleasure of accompanying one to a dentist’s,” said Di.
Whereupon there was a general laugh.
“There’s nothing to laugh at in your ignorance,” cried Andrew, “a garden
slug--”
“Look here,” cried Jack, “if you talk of that disgusting brute again,
I’ll--” but remembering his manners, he stopped short.
“Well,” persisted Andrew, “it has no less than twenty-eight thousand
teeth.”
“What a lot of toof-ache it must have,” said Marygold, feelingly.
“But, Andrew,” questioned Phoena, seriously, “which garden slug is that?
Is it the grey--”
“It’s the garden slug, I tell you,” said Andrew, impatiently, evidently
not appreciating Phoena’s thirst for further knowledge.
“Yes, but there are several kinds,” said Phoena, growing eager now.
“There’s the--”
“Oh, Phoena, do look at your cup,” cried Faith, from the other end of
the table, “you’ll upset your tea in another minute.”
But the warning came too late.
Carefulness at meals, or indeed at any other time, was unfortunately not
dreamy Phoena’s strong point, and before Faith had finished speaking,
the whole contents of her hitherto untasted cup had overflowed its
borders and was trickling in a whitey brown streamlet down the table.
“There, there, my dear, never mind,” exclaimed kindly Mrs. Busson, “it’s
the first cup of tea you’ve ever spilt in my house, and I do hope it
won’t be the last, by a long way.”
And as Ruth set to work to repair the damage, Andrew profited by the
diversion to ask for some lettuce for his guinea-pig, and thus change
the slug subject. He felt he had gone far enough in that department.