HAMLET AT THE VEGETARIAN CONGRESS.

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Yea, from the table of my dining-room,

I'll take away all tasty joints and _entrées_.

All sorts of meat, all forms of animal diet

That the carnivorous cook hath gathered there:

And, by commandment, will entirely live

Within the bounds of vegetable food,

Unmixed with savoury matters. Yes, by heaven!

O most pernicious Meat!

O Mutton, beef, and pork, digestion-spoiling!

My tables, my tables! Meat? I'll put it down;

For men may dine, and dine, and do no killing,

At least I'm sure it may be so--on lentils.

So, _gourmand_, there you are! Now to my _menu_;

It is, "_All Vegetables and no Meat!_"

I have sworn't!

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