BARON DE BOOK-WORMS.

Scarcely time to bring out a pocket edition (like those genuine

pocketable and portable editions, the red-backed ROUTLEDGES) of _The

Bride of Lammermoor_, between now and the date of its production, next

Saturday, at the Lyceum. But worth while doing it as soon as possible.

_Advice gratis_. B. DE B.-W.

P.S.--(_Important to Authors and Scribblers_.)--Unfortunately the

Baron has been compelled to take to his bed (which he doesn't "take

to" at all--but this by the way), and there write. Once more he begs

to testify to the excellence both of _The Hairless Author's Pad_--no

_The Author's Hairless Pad_--and of the wooden rest and frame into

which it fits. Nothing better for an invalid than rest for his frame,

and here are rest and frame in one. Given these (or, if not "given,"

purchased), and a patent indelible-ink-lead pencil (whose patent

I don't know, as, with much use, the gold-lettering is almost

obliterated from mine, and all I can make out is the word "Eagle"),

and the convalescent author may do all his work in comfort, without

mess or muddle; and hereto, once again, I set my hand and seal, so

know all men by these presents, all to the contrary nevertheless and

notwithstanding. B. DE B.-W.

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