I sat down and wrote a reply.

"Mr. Brown," I said, "greatly regrets that a golf-ball playfully thrown

at Mr. Trumpington's black cat whilst sitting on his, Mr. Brown's, wall,

should have caused annoyance to Mr. Trumpington."

* * * * *

When I went out into the garden on the following day I could see Mr.

Trumpington's head, tastefully framed in pink hollyhock buds, apparently

following the spoor of a green-fly. He looked up almost at once and

caught my eye, but made no sign of recognition. I breathed a sigh of

relief. Thank heaven, I thought to myself, the worst has not happened.

The danger that I feared yesterday has blown over. There is no immediate

prospect of Mr. Trumpington and myself becoming boon companions. I

strolled a little further down the path, and, still occupying its old

strategic position on the party-wall and licking its fur in the sun, I

beheld the black cat.

As I approached him he smiled an ambiguous smile, and jumped down once

more upon Trumpington soil. A wave of great friendliness for the unhappy

quadruped swept over me. "Persecute," I thought; "not likely." I went

indoors and, after a short consultation with Harriet, came out again

carrying a small round fish-cake on a spoon. I lobbed it far and wide

over the wall, and it fell noiselessly and quite in the middle of Mr.

Trumpington's most buttony calceolaria-bed. Some time later I was

rewarded by the sight of a black cat stealing with a look of grateful

memory on its face towards the Trumpington back-door.

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