A DETERMINED ISLAND.

Anything more peaceful than the outward aspect of the Isle of Wight, as

I have seen it from Totland Bay during the past week, it would be

impossible to conceive. For the most part the sun has been shining from

a blue sky on a blue and brilliant sea; men, women and children have

been swimming and splashing joyfully in a most mixed manner, and the

whole landscape has had its usual holiday air. These, however, are

deceptive appearances. We have felt and are feeling the imminence of

war, and, though our judgments are firm and patriotic and prepared for

sacrifice, our minds are clouded with a heavy anxiety. Our newspapers

arrive at about 11 o'clock, and at that hour there is a concentrated

rush to the book-shop. There we make our way through stacked volumes of

cheap reprints to the counter where two ladies are struggling womanfully

against the serried phalanx of purchasers. These two dive head-first from

time to time into a great pile of the morning's news and emerge

triumphantly with _The Times_ for Prospect House or _The Telegraph_ for

Orville Lodge, and so on through the crowd of applicants until all are

satisfied. This is the great event of our day. At the grocery stores on

the opposite side of the road, news telegrams are shown on a board, and

with these we eke out the knowledge of our fluctuating fate. Close by,

too, is posted up a proclamation by the officer commanding the troops in

the Island. He bids us not to walk too near a fort or to convey to any

casual person such knowledge as we may have gained about the movements

of troops, and we are commanded "to at once report" anything suspicious.

I am sure the gallant officer will display as much vigour in the

battering of his country's foes as he has shown in the splitting of the

KING'S infinitives. Going for my newspaper this morning I saw at a

distance an elderly gentleman of a serious aspect revolving steadily

round and round a tall iron post. It was not until I came closer that I

realised the meaning of his strange gyrations. The proclamation had been

inconsiderately pasted round the post and he was endeavouring to read

it.

On Thursday last, nearly a week before the actual proclamation of war,

the wildest rumours were afloat here. A motherly lady assured me with a

smile that the German fleet might be expected at any moment. "The

British fleet," she told me, "has been overwhelmed and sunk in the North

Sea. The Germans have determined to capture the Isle of Wight, so we are

none of us safe." I asked her where she had heard this dreadful news.

"Oh, it's all over the village." Thereupon she moved calmly into a

bathing cabin and had a patriotic dip. In another quarter I was told

that the Island could not fail to be cut off, and awful things were

prophesied as to what would happen to us unless we made our way to the

mainland with the utmost promptitude. The supply of eggs was to run

short; meat was to go up to famine prices or be reserved entirely for

the soldiery, our intrepid defenders; bread was to become a luxury

obtainable only by millionaires. All this was reported on the authority

of a man who had it from another man who had it from a banker who was in

close touch with the War Office in London. So far what is true is that

steamers no longer come to Totland Bay, and anyone who wants to visit us

here can get no nearer by boat than Yarmouth--not, of course, the home

of the bloater, but our own little island Yarmouth, round the corner. In

the meantime a good deal of patriotic self-denial is going on amongst

the juvenile population. A friend of mine, aged seven, hearing the talk

about all the coming privations, has decided to remove chocolates, buns

and sponge-cakes from his dietary, and several young ladies have agreed

to take milk instead of cream with their breakfast porridge.

This morning we were brought face to face with the grimmest reality of

war we have so far experienced. A boy-scout called at the house and

produced an official paper asking for the names and addresses of any

aliens who might be residing in the house. We have one such alien, a

German maid for the children, a most unwarlike and inoffensive alien.

Her name was entered on the form and the boy-scout disappeared to call

at other houses. Since then, at intervals of about half-an-hour, other

boy-scouts have called and produced similar forms. I have just dismissed

a party of three, telling them that they seemed to be overlapping. They

smiled and said, "Thank you," and retired. I look out of the window and

behold two more approaching. They are doing the thing thoroughly.

P.S.--Another notice is out warning us that it is known there are a lot

of spies in the Island, and that we must not loiter near a fort lest we

be shot. It is rumoured that soldiers are to be billeted on us

(enthusiastic cheers from the younger members of the family).

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