CHAPTER XIII

As a new “bum reporter,” however, I had a hectic life, but rapidly made

friends with the other men, and a mutual loathing of the work brought

us easily together. Friday was pay-day; by Wednesday everybody was

trying to borrow money--one dollar, usually--from everybody else, the

debts being always faithfully repaid when the little envelopes were

collected at the cashier’s office downstairs.

My first week’s reporting passed in a whirl of feverish excitement.

Assignments of every possible kind were hurled at me. I raced and

flew about. The “Britisher,” the “English accent,” were a source of

amusement to the staff, but there was no ill-nature. Cooper seemed to

like me; he chuckled; he even gave me hints. “Well, Mr. Britisher, did

you get it this time?” Few of my first efforts were used, the flimsy

report being printed instead, but a divorce case in special sessions,

and interviews with the principals in it, brought me into notice, the

story being put in the front page of the first edition. When I came

down on the following Monday, McCloy whipped up to me like a steel

spring released. “You can cover the Tombs this morning,” he rattled.

“Anything big must be in by ten at the latest. Use judgment and pick

out the best stories. Don’t let anyone get a beat on you.” He flashed

away, and I tore down to the Tombs Police Court.

The Tombs--I can smell to-day its peculiar mixture of extremely dirty

humanity, cheap scent, very old clothes, Chinese opium, stale liquor,

iodoform, and a tinge of nameless disinfectant. In winter the hot-air

which was the means of heating the court whose windows were never

opened, and in summer the stifling, humid atmosphere, to say nothing of

the added flavour of acid perspiration, were equally abominable. The

building, with its copy of Egyptian architecture, vies in gloom with

the prison in Venice, though the former takes unpleasant precedence--a

veritable Hall of Eblis, with thick walls, impressive portals, a

general air of hopeless and portentous doom about even its exterior.

There was a grimness in its dark passages that made the heart sink,

truly an awe-ful building. The interior was spick and span and clean

as a hospital ward, but the horror of that repellent outside leaked

through somehow. Both inside and outside, the Tombs Prison became

as familiar to me as my room in East 19th Street; many a prisoner

I interviewed in his cell, many a wretch I talked with through the

bars of his last earthly cage in Murderers’ Row; I never entered the

forbidding place without a shudder, nor stepped into the open air again

without relief.

The routine of the police court, too, became mechanical as the months

went by. The various reporters acted in concert; we agreed which

stories we would use, and in this way no paper got a “beat” on the

others. The man on duty stood beside the Tammany magistrate, making

his notes as each case came up. It was a depressing, often a painful,

business.

The cases rattled by very quickly--arson, burglary, forgery, gambling,

opium dens, street women, all came up, but it was from assaults that we

usually culled our morning assortment for the first edition. Negroes

used a razor, Italians a stiletto, white men a knife, a pistol, a club

or a sandbag. Women used hatpins mostly.

It was, of course, some particular feature, either picturesque or

horrible, that lent value to a case. Gradually my “nose for news” was

sharpened. It was a friendly little German Jew, named Freytag, who

taught me how to make the commonest police story readable. I had just

“given up” the facts about a Syrian girl who had been stabbed by a

jealous lover, and the reporters all round me were jotting down the

details. Freytag, who worked for Hermann Ridder’s _Staatszeitung_,

looked over my shoulder. “That’s no good,” he said. “Don’t begin

‘Miriam so-and-so, living at such a place, was stabbed at two o’clock

this morning by Whatshisname....’ That’s not interesting. Begin like

this: ‘A mysterious crime with an exotic touch about it was committed

in the early hours this morning when all worthy New Yorkers were

enjoying their beauty sleep.... Far away, where the snows of the Taurus

Mountains gleam to heaven, the victim, a lovely Syrian maid, once had

her home....’” I followed his advice, though my version was severely

blue-pencilled, but his point--selecting a picturesque angle of

attack--was sound and useful.

The police court work was over by half-past ten, and I was then

generally sent on to report the trials in Special or General Sessions.

These, naturally, were of every sort and kind. Divorce, alienation

of affection and poison trials were usually the best news. My hair

often stood on end, and some of the people were very unpleasant to

interview. The final talk before a man went to the Chair was worst

of all. If the case was an important one, I had to get an interview

in the Tombs Prison cell before the day’s trial--there was no _sub

judice_ prohibition in New York. Inevitably, I formed my own opinion as

to a man’s innocence or guilt; the faces, gazing at me through bars,

would often haunt me for days. Carlyle Harris, calm, indifferent, cold

as ice, I still see, as he peered past the iron in Murderers’ Row,

protesting his innocence with his steely blue eyes fixed on mine; he

was a young medical student accused of poisoning his wife with morphia;

he was electrocuted ... and Lizzie Borden ... though this was in

Providence, Rhode Island--who took all her clothes off, lest the stains

of blood betray her, before killing her father and mother in their

sleep....

Some of the cases made a lasting and horrible impression; some even

terrified. The behaviour of individuals, especially of different races,

when sentence was given also left vivid memories; negroes, appealing

hysterically to God and using the most extraordinary, invented words,

the longer the better; the stolid, unemotional Chinamen; the voluble

Italian; the white man, as a rule, quiet, controlled, insisting merely

in a brief sentence that he was innocent. In a story, years later (_Max

Hensig, Bacteriologist and Murderer_), the facts were taken direct from

life. It needed more than fifteen years to dim their memory. I remained

the Tombs reporter for the best part of a loathed, distressing,

horror-laden year.

There were pleasanter intervals, of course. The French paper, _Le

Courier des Etats Unis_, published a short story every Monday, and

one day I translated an exceptionally clever one, and submitted it to

McCloy. It was printed; subsequently, I was allowed an afternoon off

weekly, provided I translated a story each time, and though no money

was paid for these, I secured a good many free hours to myself. These

hours I spent in the free library in Lafayette Place, devouring the

Russians, as well as every kind of book I could find on psychology; or

else in going out to Bronx Park, a long tram journey, where I found

trees and lovely glades and water. Bronx Park, not yet the home of

the New York “Zoo,” was a paradise to me, the nearest approach to the

woods that I could find. Every Sunday, wet or fine, I went there. In a

_cache_ I hid a teapot, and would make a tiny fire and drink milkless

tea. I could hear the wind and see the stars and taste the smell of

earth and leaves, the clean, sweet things....

One morning in the second week of my apprenticeship, I interviewed a

lion.

“Afraid of wild animals, Mr. Britisher?” inquired Cooper, looking at me

quizzically. I stared, wondering what he meant. It was my duty to have

read the morning paper thoroughly, but there had been no mention of any

wild animal. I replied that I thought I didn’t mind wild animals.

“Take your gun,” said Cooper, “and get up to East 20th Street, between

Third and Fourth Avenues. Bostock’s Circus came to town last night

late. Their lion’s escaped. They’ve chased it into a stable. Killed

a valuable horse. Neighbourhood’s paralysed with terror. It’s a

man-eater. Send down bulletins about it. Now, better get a move on!”

On leaving the elevated train at East 18th Street, the streets were

black with people, they even pressed up the front steps of the houses.

The word “lion” was in everybody’s mouth. Something about Cooper’s

voice and eyes had made me suspect a “fake.” As I forced my way through

towards 20th Street, there came a roar that set the air trembling even

above the din of voices. It was certainly no fake.

On reaching 20th Street, the cordon of police, with pistols ready,

keeping the crowd in order, showed plainly where the stable was.

Gradually I bored a way through. The stable stood back from the road,

a courtyard in front of it. A ladder, crowded already with reporters

climbing up, led to a hayloft just above. I met the _Evening Telegram_

man, whom I knew, half-way up this ladder. “Got a messenger boy? No!

Then you can share mine,” he offered good-naturedly. The only occupants

of the yard were a dozen of these messenger boys, waiting to take the

“copy” to the various newspaper offices. It was 8.30 A.M.

I noticed to my surprise that the _Evening Telegram_ man was a star

reporter; three rungs above him, to my still greater surprise, climbed

Richard Harding Davis. My vanity was stirred. This was a big story, yet

Cooper had chosen me! As I squeezed up the ladder, my hands stuffed

with paper, the lion below gave forth an awe-inspiring roar; it was a

dreadful sound. The great doors of wood seemed matchwood easily burst

through. The crowd swayed back a moment, then, with a cheer, swayed

forward again.

In the loft I found some twenty reporters; each time the brute gave its

terrible roar they scuttled into corners, behind the hay, even up into

the rafters of the darkened loft. Pistol shots accompanied every roar,

and the added terror lest a bullet from below might pierce the boards

on which we stood, made us all jump about like dervishes. One man wrote

his story, perched in the dark on the highest rafter, from which he

never once moved. I scribbled away, and threw down my “stuff” to the

boy below.

Meanwhile the circus officials were doing their best to force the great

beast into a cage. This cage stood ready against the outside doors in

the yard, and at the right moment these doors would be swiftly opened.

On being driven into the stable, the animal had found, and quickly

killed, a trotting horse, valued at $2,000, standing in its stall. This

detail I at first disbelieved, but when my turn came to kneel and peer

through the trap-door for feeding the hay down into the dark stable

below, I found it was all true. In the centre of the floor the great

lion was plainly visible, not six feet below my own face, lying with

two paws stretched upon the carcass of a torn, dead horse. The smell

of flesh and blood rose to my nostrils. In a dim corner perched on a

refrigerator, sat one of the trainers, a pistol in his hand. In another

corner, but invisible from my peephole, crouched another circus man,

also with his pistol, and each time the lion made an ugly move, both

men fired off their weapons.... I wrote more “bulletins,” and dropped

them down to a messenger boy in the yard. He hurried off, then returned

to fetch more “copy”; I sent at least a column for the first edition. I

felt a very proud reporter.

After two hours of thrills and scares, the news spread that the Strong

Man of the circus was on his way down, a fearless Samson of a fellow

who lifted great weights. The news proved true. A prolonged cheer

greeted him. He acknowledged it with a sweeping bow. He wore diamonds

and a top hat. Swaggering up among the reporters, he announced in a

loud voice: “Boys! I’m going to fix that lion, and I’m going to fix it

right away!”

The boastful bluff received no believing cheer in response, but to my

amazement, the fellow proved as good as his talk. He said no further

word, he just lifted the trap-door in the floor and began to squeeze

himself through--straight down onto the very spot where the lion lay,

crouching below on the dead horse. He dropped. We heard the thud. We

also heard the appalling roar that followed, the quick pistol shots,

the shouts, the excited cries--then silence. The reporter at the

trap-door called out to us what was happening.... That Strong Man was a

hero.

Ten or fifteen minutes later, the big stable-doors swung open, and

the cage, with the lion safely inside it, emerged on a high-wheeled

truck into full view of the cheering crowd. On the top of the cage,

sweeping his shiny top hat about, bowing, waving his free hand with

modest dignity to the admiring thousands, the Strong Man sat enthroned,

cross-legged, proud and smiling. The procession through the streets of

the city was a triumphal progress that lasted most of the day. That

night Bostock’s Circus opened to the public.

I hurried back to the office, and had the joy of seeing the first

edition hawked and cried about the streets, even before I got there.

Big head-lines about a “Man-eating Lion,” a “Two Thousand Dollar

Trotting Horse,” “Heroic Rescuer,” and the rest, met my eye everywhere.

Cooper, however, made no remark or comment, sending me on at once to

report a murder trial at special sessions, and in half an hour the

gruesome thrills of a horrible poison case made the lion and the strong

man fade away.

“Read your morning paper?” Cooper asked, when I appeared next morning.

I nodded. The lion story, I had noticed, filled only half a stick of

print. “Read the advertisements?” he asked next. I saw a twinkle in his

eye, and quickly scanned the circus advertisements about the man-eating

lion that had killed a trotting horse, and a strong man whose courage

had done this and that, saving numerous lives ... but I was still

puzzled by Cooper’s twinkling eye. He offered no word of explanation;

I learned the truth from someone else later. The toothless, aged

lion, gorged with food and doped as well, had been pushed into the

stable overnight, the carcass of a horse, valued at $10, had been

dragged in after it. The newspapers had been notified, and the long

advertisements, of course, were paid for in the ordinary way, but the

free advertisement obtained was of a kind that mere dollars could not

buy.

Occasional interludes of this sort certainly brightened the sordid

daily routine, but they were rare. A big fire was a thrilling

experience, a metal badge pinned to the coat allowing the reporter to

go as near as he liked and to run what risks he pleased. Such work

became, with time, mechanical in a sense, it occurred so often, arson,

too, being very frequent, especially among the Jews of the East side.

Even in those days the story of the two Jews was a “chestnut”: “I’m

thorry your blace of business got burnt down last Tuesday,” says Ikey.

To which Moses replies: “Hush! It’s next Tuesday!”

The rôle of the reporter in New York, of course, was an accepted one;

publicity and advertisement were admittedly desirable; the reporter

as a rule was welcomed; privacy was very rare; a reporter could,

and was expected to, intrude into personal family affairs where, in

England, he would be flung into the street.... Other interviews were

of a pleasanter kind; I remember Henry Irving and Ellen Terry in their

special train, Sarah Bernhardt, at the Hoffman House hotel, and many a

distinguished foreigner I was sent to interview because I could speak

their languages. The trip to meet the Atlantic steamer at Quarantine I

regarded as a day off: it could be made to last for hours. I saw the

coast, moreover, and smelt the sea....

Most of my work on the _Evening Sun_, at any rate, took me among the

criminal and outcast sections of the underworld. In those days the

police, as a whole, were corrupt, brutal, heartless; I saw innocent

men against whom they had a grudge, or whom they wanted out of the way

for some reason, “railroaded to gaol” on cooked-up evidence; sickening

and dreadful scenes I witnessed.... The valueless character of human

evidence I learned daily in the trials I reported, so that even a man

who was trying to tell the truth seemed unable to achieve it. Tammany

had its slimy tentacles everywhere and graft was the essence of success

in every branch of public life. A police captain had his town and

country house, perhaps his yacht as well.... The story of Tammany

has been told again and again. It is too well known for repetition.

I watched its vile methods from the inside with a vengeance; its

loathsome soul I saw face to face. The city, too, I soon knew inside

out, especially its darker, unclean quarters. Chinatown, Little Africa,

where, after dark, it was best to walk in the middle of the street,

“Italy,” the tenement life of the overcrowded, reeking East side....

I made friends with strange people, feeling myself even in touch with

them, something of an outcast like themselves. My former life became

more and more remote, it seemed unreal; the world I now lived in seemed

the only world; these evil, depraved, tempted, unhappy devils were

not only the majority, but the real, ordinary humanity that stocked

the world. More and more the under-dog appealed to me. The rich, the

luxurious, the easily-placed, the untempted and inexperienced, these

I was beginning to find it in me to look down on, even to despise.

_Mutatis mutandis_, I thought to myself, daily, hourly, where would

_they_ be?... Where would _I_ myself be...?

Bronx Park, Shelley, the violin, the free library, organ recitals in

churches, my Eastern books, and meetings of the Theosophical Society,

provided meanwhile the few beauty hours to which I turned by way

of relief and relaxation. One and all fed my inner dreams, gave me

intense happiness, offered a way of escape from a daily atmosphere I

loathed like poison. Sometimes, sitting in court, reporting a trial

of absorbing interest, my eye would catch through the dirty window

a patch of blue between the clouds ... and instantly would sweep up

the power of the woods, the strange joy of clean solitary places in

the wilderness, the glamour of a secret little lake where loons were

calling and waves splashing on deserted, lonely shores. I heard the

pines, saw the silvery moonlight, felt the keen wind of open and

untainted spaces, I smelt the very earth and the perfume of the

forests.... A serious gap would follow in my report, so that I would

have to borrow from the flimsy man, or from another reporter, what had

happened in the interval. In this connexion there comes back to me a

picture of a _World_ man whose work constituted him a star reporter,

but who could write nothing unless he was really drunk. With glazed

eyes he would catch the witness and listen to question and answer,

while with a pencil he could scarcely direct, he scribbled in immense

writing three or four sloping lines to each page of “copy” paper. It

always astonished me that such work could be any good, but once I

made a shorthand note of several of his pages, and found them printed

verbatim in the next edition, without a single blue-pencil alteration.

When this man sat next me, my intervals of absent-mindedness did not

matter. His big writing enabled me to crib easily all I had missed.

Other compensating influences, too, I found with my “room-mates,”

especially with Boyde, to whom I had become devotedly attached. I was

uncommonly lucky to have such friends, I thought. Talking with Boyde,

playing the fiddle to his singing, sharing my troubles with his subtle,

sympathetic, well-read mind, was an unfailing pleasure, that made me

look forward intensely to our evenings together, and helped me to get

through many a day of repulsive and distasteful work. Compared with

the charm and variety of Boyde, Kay seemed stolid, even unresponsive

sometimes.

To live consciously is to register impressions; some receive many more

of these per second than others, and thus enjoy an intenser and more

varied life. The two-per-second mind finds the two-per-minute one slow,

dull and stupid. Kay, anyhow, didn’t “mind” things much, circumstances

never troubled him, whereas Boyde and I minded them acutely. I envied

Kay’s power of sleeping calmly in that bed, careless of night-attacks

until they actually came. The horror of New York, similarly, that was

creeping into my blood had hardly touched him, though it certainly

had infected Boyde. In my own make-up lay something ultra-sensitive

that took impressions far too easily. Not only did it vibrate with

unnecessary eagerness to every change in sky and sea, but to every

shade of attitude and manner in my fellows as well. I seemed covered

with sore and tender places into which New York rubbed salt and acid

every hour of the day. It wounded, not alone because I felt unhappy,

but of itself. It hit me where it pleased. The awful city, with its

torrential, headlong life, held for me something of the monstrous.

Everything about it was exaggerated. Its racing speed, its roofs amid

the clouds with the canyon gulfs below, its gaudy avenues dripping

gold that ran almost arm in arm with streets little better than

sewers of human decay and misery, its frantic noise, both of voices

and mechanism, its lavishly organized charity and boastful splendour,

and its deep corruption in the grip of a heartless and degraded

Tammany--it was all this that painted the horror into my imagination

as of something monstrous, non-human, almost unearthly. It became, for

me, a scab on the skin of the planet, brilliant with the hues of fever,

moving all over with its teeming microbes. I felt it, indeed, but half

civilized.

This note of how I felt in these--my early years--rose up again the

other day, as I read what O. Henry wrote to his outlaw friend from the

Ohio Penitentiary about it. Al Jennings had just been pardoned. O.

Henry had finished his terms some years before. They met again in a

West 26th Street hotel, not far from my own room in Mrs. Bernstein’s

house. They talked of their terrible prison days.

“It’s good you’ve been there,” said O. Henry. “It’s the proper

vestibule to this city of Damned Souls. The crooks there are straight

compared with the business thieves here. If you’ve got $2 on you,

invest it now or they’ll take it away from you before morning.”

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