Everywhere now the medical student is welcomed as an honored member of

the guild. There was a time, I confess, and it is within the memory of

some of us, when, like Falstaff, he was given to "taverns and sack and

wine and metheglins, and to drinkings and swearings and starings,

pribbles and prabbles"; but all that has changed with the curriculum,

and the "Meds" now roar you as gently as the "Theologs." On account of

the peculiar character of the subject-matter of your studies, what I

have said upon the general life and mental attitude of the student

applies with tenfold force to you. Man, with all his mental and bodily

anomalies and diseases--the machine in order, the machine in disorder,

and the business yours to put it to rights. Through all the phases of

its career this most complicated mechanism of this wonderful world will

be the subject of our study and of your care--the naked, new-born

infant, the artless child, the lad and the lassie just aware of the tree

of knowledge overhead, the strong man in the pride of life, the woman

with the benediction of maternity on her brow, and the aged, peaceful in

the contemplation of the past. Almost everything has been renewed in the

science and in the art of medicine, but all through the long centuries

there has been no variableness or shadow of change in the essential

features of the life which is our contemplation and our care. The sick

love-child of Israel's sweet singer, the plague-stricken hopes of the

great Athenian statesman, Elpenor, bereft of his beloved Artemidora, and

"Tully's daughter mourned so tenderly," are not of any age or any

race--they are here with us to-day, with the Hamlets, the Ophelias, and

the Lears. Amid an eternal heritage of sorrow and suffering our work is

laid, and this eternal note of sadness would be insupportable if the

daily tragedies were not relieved by the spectacle of the heroism and

devotion displayed by the actors. Nothing will sustain you more potently

than the power to recognize in your humdrum routine, as perhaps it may

be thought, the true poetry of life--the poetry of the commonplace, of

the ordinary man, of the plain, toilworn woman, with their loves and

their joys, their sorrows and their griefs. The comedy, too, of life

will be spread before you, and nobody laughs more often than the doctor

at the pranks Puck plays upon the Titanias and the Bottoms among his

patients. The humorous side is really almost as frequently turned

towards him as the tragic. Lift up one hand to heaven and thank your

stars if they have given you the proper sense to enable you to

appreciate the inconceivably droll situations in which we catch our

fellow creatures. Unhappily, this is one of the free gifts of the gods,

unevenly distributed, not bestowed on all, or on all in equal portions.

In undue measure it is not without risk, and in any case in the doctor

it is better appreciated by the eye than expressed on the tongue.

Hilarity and good humor, a breezy cheerfulness, a nature "sloping toward

the southern side," as Lowell has it, help enormously both in the study

and in the practice of medicine. To many of a somber and sour

disposition it is hard to maintain good spirits amid the trials and

tribulations of the day, and yet it is an unpardonable mistake to go

about among patients with a long face.

Divide your attentions equally between books and men. The strength of

the student of books is to sit still--two or three hours at a

stretch--eating the heart out of a subject with pencil and notebook in

hand, determined to master the details and intricacies, focussing all

your energies on its difficulties. Get accustomed to test all sorts of

book problems and statements for yourself, and take as little as

possible on trust. The Hunterian "Do not think, but try" attitude of

mind is the important one to cultivate. The question came up one day,

when discussing the grooves left on the nails after fever, how long it

took for the nail to grow out, from root to edge. A majority of the

class had no further interest; a few looked it up in books; two men

marked their nails at the root with nitrate of silver, and a few months

later had positive knowledge on the subject. They showed the proper

spirit. The little points that come up in your reading try to test for

yourselves. With one fundamental difficulty many of you will have to

contend from the outset--a lack of proper preparation for really hard

study. No one can have watched successive groups of young men pass

through the special schools without profoundly regretting the haphazard,

fragmentary character of their preliminary education. It does seem too

bad that we cannot have a student in his eighteenth year sufficiently

grounded in the humanities and in the sciences preliminary to

medicine--but this is an educational problem upon which only a Milton or

a Locke could discourse with profit. With pertinacity you can overcome

the preliminary defects and once thoroughly interested, the work in

books becomes a pastime. A serious drawback in the student life is the

self-consciousness, bred of too close devotion to books. A man gets shy,

"dysopic," as old Timothy Bright calls it, and shuns the looks of men,

and blushes like a girl.

The strength of a student of men is to travel--to study men, their

habits, character, mode of life, their behavior under varied conditions,

their vices, virtues, and peculiarities. Begin with a careful

observation of your fellow students and of your teachers; then, every

patient you see is a lesson in much more than the malady from which he

suffers. Mix as much as you possibly can with the outside world, and

learn its ways. Cultivated systematically, the student societies, the

students' union, the gymnasium, and the outside social circle will

enable you to conquer the diffidence so apt to go with bookishness and

which may prove a very serious drawback in after-life. I cannot too

strongly impress upon the earnest and attentive men among you the

necessity of overcoming this unfortunate failing in your student days.

It is not easy for every one to reach a happy medium, and the

distinction between a proper self-confidence and "cheek," particularly

in junior students, is not always to be made. The latter is met with

chiefly among the student pilgrims who, in traveling down the Delectable

Mountains, have gone astray and have passed to the left hand, where

lieth the country of Conceit, the country in which you remember the

brisk lad Ignorance met Christian.

I wish we could encourage on this continent among our best students the

habit of wandering. I do not know that we are quite prepared for it, as

there is still great diversity in the curricula, even among the leading

schools, but it is undoubtedly a great advantage to study under

different teachers, as the mental horizon is widened and the sympathies

enlarged. The practice would do much to lessen that narrow "I am of Paul

and I am of Apollos" spirit which is hostile to the best interests of

the profession.

There is much that I would like to say on the question of work, but I

can spare only a few moments for a word or two. Who will venture to

settle upon so simple a matter as the best time for work? One will tell

us there is no best time; all are equally good; and truly, all times are

the same to a man whose soul is absorbed in some great problem. The

other day I asked Edward Martin, the well-known story-writer, what time

he found best for work. "Not in the evening, and never between meals!"

was his answer, which may appeal to some of my hearers. One works best

at night; another, in the morning; a majority of the students of the

past favor the latter. Erasmus, the great exemplar, says, "Never work at

night; it dulls the brain and hurts the health." One day, going with

George Ross through Bedlam, Dr. Savage, at that time the physician in

charge, remarked upon two great groups of patients--those who were

depressed in the morning and those who were cheerful, and he suggested

that the spirits rose and fell with the bodily temperature--those with

very low morning temperatures were depressed, and vice versa. This, I

believe, expresses a truth which may explain the extraordinary

difference in the habits of students in this matter of the time at which

the best work can be done. Outside of the asylum there are also the two

great types, the student-lark who loves to see the sun rise, who comes

to breakfast with a cheerful morning face, never so "fit" as at 6 A. M.

We all know the type. What a contrast to the student-owl with his

saturnine morning face, thoroughly unhappy, cheated by the wretched

breakfast bell of the two best hours of the day for sleep, no appetite,

and permeated with an unspeakable hostility to his vis-à-vis, whose

morning garrulity and good humor are equally offensive. Only gradually,

as the day wears on and his temperature rises, does he become endurable

to himself and to others. But see him really awake at 10 P. M. while our

blithe lark is in hopeless coma over his books, from which it is hard to

rouse him sufficiently to get his boots off for bed, our lean

owl-friend, Saturn no longer in the ascendant, with bright eyes and

cheery face, is ready for four hours of anything you wish--deep study,

or

Heart affluence in discoursive talk,

and by 2 A. M. he will undertake to unsphere the spirit of Plato. In

neither a virtue, in neither a fault we must recognize these two types

of students, differently constituted, owing possibly--though I have but

little evidence for the belief--to thermal peculiarities.

THE DECLINE OF THE DRAMA

_By_ STEPHEN LEACOCK

Nineteen hundred and ten was an important year. Halley's comet came

along, and some predicted the End of the World. And Stephen

Leacock's first _humorous_ book--_Literary Lapses_--was published.

First humorous book, I said, for Mr. Leacock--who is professor of

political economy at McGill University, Montreal--had published his

_Elements of Political Science_ in 1906.

It seems to me that I have heard that _Literary Lapses_ was

obscurely or privately published in Canada before 1910; that Mr.

John Lane, the famous London publisher, was given a copy by some

one as he got on a steamer to go home to England; that he read it

on the voyage and cabled an offer for it as soon as he landed. This

is very vague in my mind, but it sounds probable. At any rate,

since that time Professor Leacock's humorous volumes have appeared

with gratifying regularity--_Nonsense Novels, Behind the Beyond_,

etc.; and some more serious books too, such as Essays and _Literary

Studies_ and The _Unsolved Riddle of Social Justice_. One of the

unsolved riddles of social injustice is, why should Professor

Leacock be so much more amusing than most people?

We usually think of him as a Canadian, but he was born in England

in 1869.

Coming up home the other night in my car (the Guy Street car), I heard a

man who was hanging onto a strap say: "The drama is just turning into a

bunch of talk." This set me thinking; and I was glad that it did,

because I am being paid by this paper to think once a week, and it is

wearing. Some days I never think from morning till night.

This decline of the drama is a thing on which I feel deeply and

bitterly; for I am, or I have been, something of an actor myself. I

have only been in amateur work, I admit, but still I have played some

mighty interesting parts. I have acted in Shakespeare as a citizen, I

have been a fairy in "A Midsummer Night's Dream," and I was once one end

(choice of ends) of a camel in a pantomime. I have had other parts too,

such as "A Voice Speaks From Within," or "A Noise Is Heard Without," or

a "Bell Rings From Behind," and a lot of things like that. I played as A

Noise for seven nights, before crowded houses where people were being

turned away from the door; and I have been a Groan and a Sigh and a

Tumult, and once I was a "Vision Passes Before the Sleeper."

So when I talk of acting and of the spirit of the Drama, I speak of what

I know.

Naturally, too, I was brought into contact, very often into quite

intimate personal contact, with some of the greatest actors of the day.

I don't say it in any way of boasting, but merely because to those of us

who love the stage all dramatic souvenirs are interesting. I remember,

for example, that when Wilson Barrett played "The Bat" and had to wear

the queer suit with the scales, it was I who put the glue on him.

And I recall a conversation with Sir Henry Irving one night when he said

to me, "Fetch me a glass of water, will you?" and I said, "Sir Henry, it

is not only a pleasure to get it but it is to me, as a humble devotee

of the art that you have ennobled, a high privilege. I will go

further--" "Do," he said. Henry was like that, quick, sympathetic, what

we call in French "vibrant."

Forbes Robertson I shall never forget: he owes me 50 cents. And as for

Martin Harvey--I simply cannot call him Sir John, we are such dear old

friends--he never comes to this town without at once calling in my

services to lend a hand in his production. No doubt everybody knows that

splendid play in which he appears, called "The Breed of the Treshams."

There is a torture scene in it, a most gruesome thing. Harvey, as the

hero, has to be tortured, not on the stage itself, but off the stage in

a little room at the side. You can hear him howling as he is tortured.

Well, it was I who was torturing him. We are so used to working together

that Harvey didn't want to let anybody do it but me.

So naturally I am a keen friend and student of the Drama: and I hate to

think of it going all to pieces.

The trouble with it is that it is becoming a mere mass of conversation

and reflection: nothing happens in it; the action is all going out of it

and there is nothing left but thought. When actors begin to think, it is

time for a change. They are not fitted for it.

Now in my day--I mean when I was at the apogee of my reputation (I think

that is the word--it may be apologee--I forget)--things were very

different. What we wanted was action--striking, climatic, catastrophic

action, in which things not only happened, but happened suddenly and all

in a lump.

And we always took care that the action happened in some place that was

worth while, not simply in an ordinary room with ordinary furniture, the

way it is in the new drama. The scene was laid in a lighthouse (top

story), or in a mad house (at midnight), or in a power house, or a dog

house, or a bath house, in short, in some place with a distinct local

color and atmosphere.

I remember in the case of the first play I ever wrote (I write plays,

too) the manager to whom I submitted it asked me at once, the moment he

glanced at it, "Where is the action of this laid?" "It is laid," I

answered, "in the main sewer of a great city." "Good, good," he said;

"keep it there."

In the case of another play the manager said to me, "What are you doing

for atmosphere?" "The opening act," I said, "is in a steam laundry."

"Very good," he answered as he turned over the pages, "and have you

brought in a condemned cell?" I told him that I had not. "That's rather

unfortunate," he said, "because we are especially anxious to bring in a

condemned cell. Three of the big theaters have got them this season, and

I think we ought to have it in. Can you do it?" "Yes," I said, "I can,

if it's wanted. I'll look through the cast, and no doubt I can find one

at least of them that ought to be put to death." "Yes, yes," said the

manager enthusiastically, "I am sure you can."

But I think of all the settings that we used, the lighthouse plays were

the best. There is something about a lighthouse that you don't get in a

modern drawing room. What it is, I don't know; but there's a difference.

I always have liked a lighthouse play, and never have enjoyed acting so

much, have never thrown myself into acting so deeply, as in a play of

that sort.

There is something about a lighthouse--the way you see it in the earlier

scenes--with the lantern shining out over the black waters that suggests

security, fidelity, faithfulness, to a trust. The stage used generally

to be dim in the first part of a lighthouse play, and you could see the

huddled figures of the fishermen and their wives on the foreshore

pointing out to the sea (the back of the stage).

"See," one cried with his arm extended, "there is lightning in yon sky."

(I was the lightning and that my cue for it): "God help all the poor

souls at sea to-night!" Then a woman cried, "Look! Look! a boat upon the

reef!" And as she said it I had to rush round and work the boat to make

it go up and down properly. Then there was more lightning, and some one

screamed out, "Look! See! there's a woman in the boat!"

There wasn't really; it was me; but in the darkness it was all the same,

and of course the heroine herself couldn't be there yet because she had

to be downstairs getting dressed to be drowned. Then they all cried out,

"Poor soul! she's doomed," and all the fishermen ran up and down making

a noise.

Fishermen in those plays used to get fearfully excited; and what with

the excitement and the darkness and the bright beams of the lighthouse

falling on the wet oilskins, and the thundering of the sea upon the

reef--ah! me, those were plays! That was acting! And to think that there

isn't a single streak of lightning in any play on the boards this year!

And then the kind of climax that a play like this used to have! The

scene shifted right at the moment of the excitement, and lo! we are in

the tower, the top story of the lighthouse, interior scene. All is still

and quiet within, with the bright light of the reflectors flooding the

little room, and the roar of the storm heard like muffled thunder

outside.

The lighthouse keeper trims his lamps. How firm and quiet and rugged he

looks. The snows of sixty winters are on his head, but his eye is clear

and his grip strong. Hear the howl of the wind as he opens the door and

steps forth upon the iron balcony, eighty feet above the water, and

peers out upon the storm.

"God pity all the poor souls at sea!" he says. (They all say that. If

you get used to it, and get to like it, you want to hear it said, no

matter how often they say it.) The waves rage beneath him. (I threw it

at him, really, but the effect was wonderful.)

And then, as he comes in from the storm to the still room, the climax

breaks. A man staggers into the room in oilskins, drenched, wet,

breathless. (They all staggered in these plays, and in the new drama

they walk, and the effect is feebleness itself.) He points to the sea.

"A boat! A boat upon the reef! With a woman in it."

And the lighthouse keeper knows that it is his only daughter--the only

one that he has--who is being cast to death upon the reef. Then comes

the dilemma. They want him for the lifeboat; no one can take it through

the surf but him. You know that because the other man says so himself.

But if he goes in the boat then the great light will go out. Untended it

cannot live in the storm. And if it goes out--ah! if it goes out--ask of

the angry waves and the resounding rocks of what to-night's long toll of

death must be without the light!

I wish you could have seen it--you who only see the drawing-room plays

of to-day--the scene when the lighthouse man draws himself up, calm and

resolute, and says: "My place is here. God's will be done." And you know

that as he says it and turns quietly to his lamps again, the boat is

drifting, at that very moment, to the rocks.

"How did they save her?" My dear sir, if you can ask that question you

little understand the drama as it was. Save her? No, of course they

didn't save her. What we wanted in the Old Drama was reality and force,

no matter how wild and tragic it might be. They did not save her. They

found her the next day, in the concluding scene--all that was left of

her when she was dashed upon the rocks. Her ribs were broken. Her bottom

boards had been smashed in, her gunwale was gone--in short, she was a

wreck.

The girl? Oh, yes, certainly they saved the girl. That kind of thing was

always taken care of. You see just as the lighthouse man said "God's

will be done," his eye fell on a long coil of rope, hanging there.

Providential, wasn't it? But then we were not ashamed to use Providence

in the Old Drama. So he made a noose in it and threw it over the balcony

and hauled the girl up on it. I used to hook her on to it every night.

A rotten play? Oh, I am sure it must have been. But, somehow, those of

us who were brought up on that sort of thing, still sigh for it.

AMERICA AND THE ENGLISH TRADITION

_By_ HARRY MORGAN AYRES

This admirable summary of Anglo-American history first appeared

(February, 1920) as an editorial in the _Weekly Review_. It seemed

to me then, and still does, as a model in that form of writing,

perfect in lucidity, temperance and good sense. Mr. Ayres is a

member of the faculty of Columbia University (Department of

English) and also one of the editors of the _Weekly Review_.

Beowulf, Chaucer, Shakespeare and Seneca seem to be his favorite

hobbies.

To sum up the gist of Anglo-American relations in half a dozen

pages, as Mr. Ayres does here, is surely a remarkable achievement.

The recently established chair in the history, literature, and

institutions of the United States which is to be shared among the

several universities of Great Britain, is quite different from the

exchange professorships of sometimes unhappy memory. It is not at all

the idea to carry over one of our professors each year and indoctrinate

him with the true culture at its source. The occupant of the chair will

be, if the announced intention is carried out, quite as often British as

American, and quite as likely a public man as a professor. The chief

object is to bring to England a better knowledge of the United States,

and a purpose more laudable can scarcely be imagined. Peace and

prosperity will endure in the world in some very precise relation to

the extent to which England succeeds in understanding us.

It is not an illusion to suppose that our understanding of the British

is on the whole better than theirs of us. The British Empire is a large

and comparatively simple fact, now conspicuously before the world for a

long time. The United States was, in British eyes, until recently, a

comparatively insignificant fact, yet vastly more complicated than they

imagined. Each, of course, perfectly knew the faults of the other,

assessed with an unerring cousinly eye. The American bragged in a nasal

whine, the Briton patronized in a throaty burble. Whoever among the

struggling nations of the world might win, England saw to it that she

never lost; your Yankee was content with the more ignoble triumphs of

merchandising, willing to cheapen life if he could only add to his

dollars. But the excellence of English political institutions and

methods, the charm of English life, the tremendous power of the Empire

for promoting freedom and civilization in the world, these are things

which Americans have long recognized and in a way understood. Anything

like an equivalent British appreciation of America in the large seems

confined to a very few honorable exceptions among them. Admiration for

Niagara, which is half British anyway, or enthusiasm for the "Wild

West"--your better-class Englishman always thrills to the frontier--is

no step at all toward rightly appreciating America.

To no inconsiderable extent this is America's own fault. She does not

present to the world a record that is easily read. It is obvious, for

instance--and so obvious that it is not often enough stated--that

America has and will continue to have a fundamentally English

civilization. English law is the basis of her law. English speech is her

speech, and if with a difference, it is a difference that the

philologist, all things considered, finds amazingly small. English

literature is her literature--Chaucer and Shakespeare hers because her

blood then coursed indistinguishably through the English heart they knew

so well; Milton, Dryden, and the Queen Anne men hers, because she was

still a part of England; the later men hers by virtue of affectionate

acquaintanceship and a generous and not inconsiderable rivalry. English

history, in short, is her history. The struggles of the thirteenth

century through which law and parliament came into being, the struggles

of the seventeenth century through which law and parliament came to

rule, are America's struggles upon which she can look back with the

satisfaction that some things that have been done in the world need

never be undone or done over again, whatever the room for improvement

may still be. Americans, no less than British, recognize that

independence was largely an accidental result of a war which sprang out

of a false theory of economics, but whose conclusion carried with it a

lesson in the management of empire which subsequent history shows the

British to have learned thoroughly and for the benefit of all concerned.

American independence, however, once established, pointed a way to

democratic freedom which England hastened to follow. This we know. And

yet--

And yet we allow these obvious and fundamental considerations to become

marvelously obscured. We allow England's failure to solve an insoluble

Irish problem to arouse in us an attitude of mind possibly excusable in

some Irishmen, but wholly inexcusable in any American. We allow a

sentimental regard for some immigrant from Eastern Europe, who comes to

us with a philosophy born of conditions that in English-speaking lands

ceased to be centuries ago, to make us pretend to see in him the true

expression of America's traditional ideals. We allow ourselves to be far

too easy with the phrase, "He is not pro-German, he is merely

anti-British." Why are they anti-British? Why should they be permitted

to make it falsely appear that recognition of the English basis of

America involves approval of everything that England in her history may

or may not have done? Why should they be allowed to pretend that

disapproval of some particular act of England justifies repudiation of

most of the things by virtue of which we are what we are? America from

the first has been part of the great English experiment--great because

it is capable of learning from experience.

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