CHAP. LIX.

_He much condemns the follies of his past actions, and in

token of his unfeigned repentance, gives some general

instructions to his Country-men, first how to know

Padders on the _Road_, by infallible signs; with other

remarques worthy the observation of any Traveller, laid

down in some consequent Chapters._

Being in this terrestrial Hell, (where darkness, horror and despair

surrounded me) my conscience started out of her dead sleep, and

presently demanded of me a severe account of what I had done. My guilt

was such, I had not a word to speak for my self, but wished my

production (as my actions were) inhumane. What did not then the

apprehension of an approaching and unavoidable death, suggest to my

thoughts! to have only dyed (though with the most exquisite, terrifying,

and soul-excruciating tortures) was not a thing the spirit of man should

shrink at; but the consideration of an eternal punishment hereafter,

justly inflicted on such who have offended an infinite God, absolutely

distracted me: So that methought I already heard the howls and hollow

grones of damned Souls, which add to the weight of their everlasting

misery. Having somewhat appeased my enraged conscience, by a faithful

promise and constant resolution to lead a new life, if I should escape

the danger of the Law, I determined with my self, to shew the first

Fruits of my reformation, by publishing something to the world, that

might serve as a guide for Travellers, how they might passe in safety on

their way. To that purpose I acquainted my Keeper with my good

intentions; but that being no particular profit to him, he valued not

the publick, and therefore rejected my good motion, till I greas’d his

fist, and then I had the accommodation of a Candle, Pen, Ink and Paper,

_&c._ The uncertainty of their attire, various disguises, non-constancy

of residence, and changeable names, makes me incapable to do what I

would: Therefore I will do what I can (according to my small experience,

occasioned by my no long continuance among them.) Riding on the Road (if

you have company) it may be two or three shall overtake you, and seem to

be much afraid of you: they will pretend to be even now set upon by half

a dozen stout fellows, but that they did beat the Rogues, forcing them

to fly for safety: and this fiction they use to seal with

basket-hilt-oaths: thus by your answers they will find whether you dare

fight; if not, they will wait an opportunity to act their roguery on

you; which having done, as a reward for what unwillingly you have left

them, they will pretend to give you a word shall protect you better than

your sword, from any injury shall be done you upon the like account: but

this is nothing else than a meer cheat, and no securing charm; for we

valued not words, when our wants were in pursuit of Monies. Not but that

we used some formal words among our selves, when ready to seize a prize;

and observing other company, either before or behind, to desist a while,

by which we knew what we had to do, and the ignorant Travellers

suspected no wrong.

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