TAR ON TOMBSTONE

He was a bad man from Willer Crick.

On his birthday suit grows feathers thick.

Feathers and tar instead of a grave,

Mistook for an editor ’cause of a shave.

Magpie reads it all through. He sets down on a box, rolls a smoke, and

reads it some more. He walks out to the door, looks around, and comes

back.

“Who?” he asks.

“Paradise folks, Magpie.”

“Did you see him in here?”

“Uh-huh. He was laying for us.”

“Pshaw!”

Magpie takes his gun out and looks it over, sad-like. He stares at the

door for a minute, and then—

“What’s the notice on the door?”

He walks over and looks. Somebody has printed a notice and pinned it

on that busted door, and she reads like this—

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