CHAPTER IV

A CHAPTER OF INCIDENTS

Life at the Front cannot fail to be full of stirring incidents; indeed,

I very much question whether any experience comes up to it for interest

and excitement. I am not speaking of the ding-dong trench warfare which

has characterized the campaign on the Western front for so many months

past, but refer more particularly to those early days when both armies

were exceedingly active; and the operations very much resembled a game

of chess, with not too long an interval between the moves.

In the early days of the war in Flanders, the times were wondrously

stirring; one never knew where an attack would be launched, and what

would happen next. With such huge and mobile opposing forces in front of

us, every day had some fresh surprise in store. 'From early morning till

dewy eve' we lived on the tiptoe of expectation; for, indeed, the early

morning carried its message, but generally of discomfort, for not the

least discomfort of a campaign is the very early hour at which reveille

is sounded, usually at five, but sometimes at four; or, in the case of

emergency, at any hour of the night. But generally it comes just as the

attitude necessary to comfort has been discovered, and the somnolent

individual is ready for the luxury of what I may call a half and half

snooze. It is at that moment, in that mysterious borderland of sleeping

and waking, that the strident and compelling sound of the bugle falls

upon the unwilling ear. There is no turning over for another spell. One

comfort is, there is always very little toilet to perform; and in a few

minutes the place is alive with dishevelled and half-awake men. Where

water can be easily procured, cleanliness is the order of the day; and

with all our faults, one essential feature stands to the credit of the

British soldier: he _is_ a clean man. Never does Tommy miss his wash and

shave if there is half a chance of gratifying this admirable instinct.

All visitors to the Front are struck with the glorious health and

fitness of our lads. In fact, I have never seen such a collection of

healthy manhood in my life. This is attributable in the first place to

the natural open-air life which the men lead, but in the next place to

the excellent sanitary arrangements and precautions adopted and insisted

upon by the authorities, which very largely account for the remarkable

immunity from disease enjoyed by the troops.

Behind all this, comes the most important question of 'grub.' The

commissariat of the British Expeditionary Force is a marvel of

organization. During the last six months of my military service I

enjoyed the advantage of travelling up and down the lines from Ypres to

Bethune, and everywhere I was most profoundly impressed by the marvel of

supply. Scattered over the whole front are units, large and small, each

of which has to be fed daily; and woe to the unlucky A.S.C. officer who

is responsible for delay in forwarding or conveying rations. 'Tommy' is

nothing without a good 'grouse,' but in this respect he is not always

logical; bread which is stale will give him cause to grumble for hours;

but he will rush into the most desperate and bloody work, and suffer

untold misery, without a murmur.

Alluding to the masterpiece of organization, which enables our army to

be fed while in the battle front, Mr. Philip Gibbs, writing in the

_Daily Chronicle_, says: 'The British soldier has at least this in his

favour, in spite of all the horrors of war which has put his manhood to

the test, he gets his "grub" with unfailing regularity, if there is any

possible means of approach to him, and he gets enough and a bit more. It

is impossible for him to "grouse" about that element of his life on the

field. The French soldier envies him and says,--as I have heard one of

them say--"Ma foi! our comrades feed like princes! they have even jam

with their tea! The smell of bacon comes from their trenches and touches

our nostrils with the most excellent fragrance, more beautiful than the

perfume of flowers. The English eat as well as they fight, which is

furiously."'

It may interest my readers to see what a man's daily ration consists of.

This table refers to officers and men alike, for there is no difference

in this respect:--

1-1/4 lb. fresh meat, _or_, 1 lb. preserved meat;

1-1/4 lb. bread;

4 oz. bacon;

3 oz. cheese;

4 oz. jam;

3 oz. sugar;

1/2 lb. fresh vegetables, _or_, 2 oz. dried;

5/8 oz. tea, coffee, _or_ cocoa;

2 oz. tobacco per week, _or_ 50 cigarettes.

This ration is more scientifically arranged than its recipient imagines;

as a matter of fact, it comprises all the essentials which go to build

up the stamina of the fighting man; and thus, well provided with fresh

air, good food, to say nothing of hard exercise, the animal side of Mr.

Thomas Atkins is kept in the pink of condition, and he is able to face

the burdens of life which are incidental to his calling, and which are

not a few, with remarkable ease and success.

Life at the Front is a strange compound of the grave and the gay. One of

the most appealing features is witnessed in the sad lot of the Belgian

refugees, who, often at a moment's notice, have fled from their homes,

leaving all their property to the devastation of war. I have frequently

seen mournful processions on the road, consisting of old and young. It

is heartrending to witness the pitiable look of an aged couple, who

through a long life have lived in some happy homestead, taking their

last gaze at the house with its trim garden, which one knows in a few

hours will be shattered past recognition; women, sometimes in a most

delicate condition, struggling bravely on; children crying; and the men

with set teeth and despairing faces striding on, carrying the few

articles which they have hurriedly snatched up, as the whole family has

escaped from the hell which has so suddenly befallen them. Where are

they to go to? God only knows what becomes of them. I have seen them

lining the road on a pouring wet night, outside a town already full to

overflowing with like unhappy sufferers; the while Belgian soldiers,

with fixed bayonets, have prohibited any further entrance to that which

promised a lodging place. Soldiers are not proverbially given to

overmuch sensitiveness where human suffering is concerned, for a daily

intercourse with terrible scenes cannot fail to harden a man, but I

declare that I have seen strong men burst into tears as they have gazed

at one of these processions of great mental and bodily agony.

One serious aspect of life at the Front is found in the remarkable

system of espionage which unfortunately abounds. One lives in a constant

state of suspicion, for in this respect the enemy is as daring as he is

resourceful.

The first time I passed through Hooge we suddenly saw a homing pigeon

let out of the loft of a cottage; immediately the house was surrounded

and entered. I speedily made for the back of the premises, hoping to

intercept any one who had been responsible for a most suspicious act. A

boy of some eighteen years was discovered in the loft, with a large

number of carrier pigeons, which were immediately confiscated, and the

boy was arrested. I rode off to Head-quarters, some mile and a half

away, and reported the occurrence, with the result that the boy was

marched off for close examination. The pigeons, however, formed a very

agreeable addition to the men's menu that night. I believe the boy was

released; but whilst he was under arrest, a very personable and

well-dressed individual approached, and introduced himself as Count

----, stating that he had known the boy for years, and that the keeping

of pigeons formed his hobby. Something in the manner of the man aroused

our suspicion, and after careful examination it was found that he

himself was a spy; and in due course he was shot.

Another somewhat remarkable instance of the ramifications of this aspect

of warfare occurred in a certain well-known town; one of the high

officials of which--whom I knew well--a most courteous gentleman--proved

to be in close touch with the enemy. He, too, was shot. Daily there are

men, and sometimes women, who risk their lives in securing items of

information as to the disposition of troops, guns, etc., which are

likely to prove of value to the enemy. Notwithstanding the strictest

orders, I am afraid our men are not always wise in their intercourse

with strangers. On one occasion, very stringent orders from

Head-quarters had been read out to the men, prior to moving off in the

early morning, informing them that on no account were they to disclose

any information whatsoever as to the movements or disposition of

troops; and yet, during a ten minutes' halt later in the day, as I rode

by a transport wagon, I heard the driver gassing on with refreshing

innocence, as he retailed to a civilian where we had come from; where we

were going to; where our Brigade was situated, etc. I am afraid I raised

my voice in hot anger, and riding round to the other side of the wagon

was just in time to see the eager listener disappearing across country.

It was impossible to arrest him, and the incident closed; not altogether

to the satisfaction of the thoughtless purveyor of news I imagine.

Amid men so full of such animal life as our brave lads, it will be

readily imagined that existence is not wholly composed of shadow;

indeed, few careers are so full of brightness and geniality as those of

our fighting men. 'Tommy Atkins' is a unique creation. I know not from

whence he springs. There is something in his environment which evolves

him, I suppose; it is not a question of years of association with men of

his like, for the New Army which has only been in being for a few months

produces precisely the same type; and men whom this time last year were

far removed from the very thought of soldiering, are now found to

possess all the attributes and qualities--good, bad and

indifferent--which formed the traditional soldier in the ranks. His

cheeriness is unbounded. For some time the pronunciation of Ypres

bothered him seriously, but he soon settled the difficulty by calling it

'Wypers.' Étaples was also another stumbling block, but 'Eatables' soon

revealed Tommy's way out of another difficulty. Ploegstreete, which for

centuries has been an insignificant hamlet, is now known throughout the

British Army as 'Plug Street'; well known for possessing some of the

finest trenches along the line.

One afternoon I had ridden back into Ypres to purchase a note-book, and

had procured what I wanted, when two privates who stood by my side in

the little stationer's shop determined on the purchase of some small

article; the difficulty at the moment was to find out its cost. One of

them, who acted as spokesman, held up his selection, and astonished the

woman at the other side of the counter by saying, 'How mooch monnee?'

Naturally enough the woman gazed at him with a bewildered air, when

'Tommy' turned to the pal by his side and said, 'Silly swine, they don't

know their own language.'

A remarkable feature which I frequently encountered in connexion with

what I may call the soldier's social life, is the great facility with

which he introduces himself to the native inhabitants. In a very few

minutes he seems to be thoroughly at home with them, girls and all, and

is in some mysterious way holding conversation, or at all events

conveying his meaning, to the satisfaction of both parties. In the

gloaming you will see him strolling about with the girls of the village,

as much at home as in the lanes of his own countryside. What they talk

about I can't tell, but talk they do; and as far as one can determine,

to their mutual pleasure.

Even in the deadliest moments, the wit of the man is to the front. At

the battle of Neuve Chapelle, at the beginning of March, a bomb-thrower,

rushing through the village, came upon a cellar full of Germans in

hiding. Putting his head in at the door, at the risk of his life he

cried: 'How many of yer are there in there?' The answer came, 'Ve vos

twelve.' Then said Tommy, throwing in a bomb, 'Divide that amongst yer,'

with the result too ghastly for words.

Such humour, coarse though it may be, is not by any means confined to

terra firma. On the first of April, a British aeroplane sailed over the

German lines, and when over the first line of trenches, dropped a

football. The Huns were simply terrified, as they saw this new kind of

bomb slowly descending, and fled right and left. With amazement they saw

it strike the ground, and then bounce high up, until it gradually

settled down; then very cautiously the bolder elements amongst them

crept up and found a football, on which was written, 'The first of

April, you blighters.'

It is strange to see this remarkable spirit evinced in the most

hazardous moments of life. Right out in front of the trenches one night

a man was badly hit, and his chum, at the risk of his life, rushed out

to his help, saying, 'Get on my back, mate, and I will carry you in,'

only to be met with, 'Not darned likely; I shall be shot in the back,

and you will get the V.C.'

A further illustration of this most remarkable military production

occurs in the following incident. A friend of mine, who has himself been

twice wounded, on the last occasion of injury was in the trenches, when

suddenly a man by his side was hit in the wrist; clapping his hand upon

the wound he exclaimed, 'Got it! I've been waiting for this since last

August.' Then, putting his left hand into his pocket, he pulled out a

mouth-organ and played 'Home, Sweet Home.' Who but an English 'Tommy'

could, or would, do that. No wonder that the French are puzzled by this

strange composition of humanity with which they are fighting as allies.

The enemy, too, wonders, as he comes across a foe so remarkable in his

words and methods. A German officer--a most charming man--lying in the

next bed but one to me, on the hospital ship which brought me home from

France, was asked what he thought of the comparative fighting values of

the allies, and he remarked, 'Well! we can manage the Belgians, and we

understand the French, but we cannot comprehend you English, for by

every known law of war you are beaten again and again, but you never

seem to know it!' This is, of course, not an original utterance, but

derived from one of Napoleon's great Generals; but at all events it

shows the estimate placed upon our fighting capacity by an enemy who at

one time styled us as 'that contemptible little army.' There is

sometimes a weird sense of disproportion revealed, as in the case of a

Highlander who was visited by a brother chaplain at a Base hospital some

two or three months ago, and who remarked to the patient, 'Well, Jock,

what do you think of Jack Johnsons? They put the fear of God into your

heart, don't they?' 'Aye, sir, they do, but let's hope it will soon wear

off.'

My readers will see that we are a strange compound of grave and gay at

the Front, as I have already said. There is, however, a deeper side of

the soldier's life, which after all is even more correctly

characteristic of the man than that which only appears upon the

surface.

THE FIRST BATTLE OF YPRES

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